Kermit 15,807 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 This thread was made for "cancel" jokes only. Not to be bitter, but to lighten to mood up, at least a little bit. Interscope : "Gaga, we're syncing LG5 to iTunes, right now !" Cancel. Dominos : "Hey, Lady Gaga. We received your order for an All-Italian Meat Pizza. Unfortunately, we are out of Italian tomato sauce, mozzarella and Italian sausage." Cancel it. Gaga's future kid : "Mommy, read me a story, please. " Once upon a time, there were two children, named Cancel and Gretel. Skype : "Hey, Gaga we were wonderi-" I'm going to cancel. X - Men ; Mystique : "What's your power?" I cancel things. MTV : "Madonna and Lad-" Cancel. Madonna's email account : "Now send-*" Cancel, thanks. Jeff Koons : "I'm done with LG5's album cover" I can't-sell that. RedOne : " So, H-" I've decided to cancel. BMI : "Room In My Hea-" Cancelled. Cynthia Germ : "What the- I could have sworn I just ordered a sex toy. STEFANI! " Cancelled it. Sam Smith : " I have been a huge fan, my entir-" No. Cancelled. Gaga's nephew : "Aunty Stefani. Can you tell me a scary story, please? Once upon a time, I was required to do something...AND I COULDN'T CANCEL. Maikeeb : "YAAAAAAA-" No. Cancelled. Giorgio Moroder ; Finally learns how to use an android*, tries to call Gaga* : "Hey, Gaga. I called the number you gave me, it was out of service . " I know it was. I cancelled it. Madonna : "Hey, Gaga. Can-" -celled. Hillary Clinton : "I'm sorry. Was there something wrong with the promotion I arranged?" Yeah, I cancelled it. “For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity.” ― Jean Dubuffet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teri Hatcher 2,053 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 cute By the time you reach the end of this sentence, it'll be too late to realize I just wasted your time with a pointless sig. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HauntingHollow 4,310 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 This thread.... CANCEL IT You can not hide if nobody pays attention to you :* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 122,095 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 @Haroon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dannydevito 10,658 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 cancelled reported canported Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sableye 574 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Ive been canceling things since I was 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermit 15,807 Posted July 20, 2016 Author Share Posted July 20, 2016 “For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity.” ― Jean Dubuffet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsTommyBitch 12,640 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 She should take one from the disco queen Kylie 私自身もこの世の中も誰もかれもが, どんなに華やかな人生でも, どんなに悲惨な人生でも, いつかは変貌し, 破壊され、消滅してしまう. すべてがもともとこの世に存在しない一瞬の幻想なのだから Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeka 12,372 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 I giggled at the makeeib and sam smith ones actually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermit 15,807 Posted July 20, 2016 Author Share Posted July 20, 2016 Monsters : "Gaga, what song were you ORIGINALLY going to perform, at the Grammys?" I Was Gonna Cancel Literally. Spoiler Credit to @ItsTommyBitch “For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity.” ― Jean Dubuffet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermit 15,807 Posted July 20, 2016 Author Share Posted July 20, 2016 Bible : "-God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning--the sixth day-" and then I cancelled it. “For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity.” ― Jean Dubuffet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
freezer bride 1,370 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Cancelled. ♥. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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