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Time to retire "Little Monsters"?


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3 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

 Azt szeretnénk, hogy egy alma belső én végbélnyílás.

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Please correct me if I make any grammar mistakes, I want to master English as much as possible.
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DeanWinchester

I wholeheartedly agree :diane:

Flyin' like a 1000 Doves
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high heeled fem
1 hour ago, ReidOne said:

Just gonna leave this right here...

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crisTEAne
57 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

Én nem beszélek magyarul, de szeretek enni zöldséget. Kérek egy jegyet Oroszország. Azt szeretnénk, hogy egy alma belső én végbélnyílás.

LMAO, SCREAMING. :air: 

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Regina George
2 hours ago, PunkTheFunk said:

"Little Monsters" — a fanbase fashioned in Gaga's holy image to spread bravery and kindness, or a group of lawless and bitter gays holding on to a past long gone?

Hi, I'm PunkTheFunk, and it's time to Stir the Pot.

*cue theme music*

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No but seriously. Do you think it's finally time to retire the "Little Monsters" moniker? Recall that:

1. Gaga hates us.

2. We constantly violate the tenets of Little Monsterism. We're physically incapable of spreading online kindness. Recall that we effectively ended Sam Smith's career after the Great Oscar Meltdown of 2016 and sent death threats to David Bowie's son last night. To say that these actions go against what Gaga had in mind when she formed us from the dust of the ground and breathed into our nostrils the breath of pop music would be an understatement.

3. The "Lady Gaga" that created the Little Monsters is long gone anyway, so how can a cult survive without its leader?

Stefani G. from New York City felt disenfranchised and lost, so she assumed the alter ego of "Lady Gaga" (which was really just an exaggerated version of her creative spirit) to make it in the music industry. Once Gaga achieved fame, she noticed a lot of her fans felt disenfranchised and lost as well, and took us in like we were orphaned ducklings caught in the rain. She fed, clothed, and raised us through the power of creative & artistic expression. She lived to please us (see Applause). Gaga needed us as much as we needed her.

Once we let her down and started being ungrateful, she kicked us to the curb and made jazz music. Stefani G realized she was now confident enough to shed the "Gaga" alter ego and live her own damn life. Who needs fans when you have two dogs, a man, a horse, a mansion, and a field of zucchinis?

4. The fanbase itself has fundamentally changed. A Pew Research Poll conducted in 2015 found that 64% of Gaga's fans were over the age of 75 following the Cheek To Cheek/Tribute eras. By calling ourselves "Little Monsters" we are turning off potential album buyers who don't want to be associated with us. And remember, these are upper-middle class Baby Boomers who are crucial to Gaga's success. Why? Because: A) they are wealthier than the average cash-strapped teenager, and are therefore able to buy more copies of her albums, and B) they have children and grandchildren, and could potentially buy a copy of LG5 for each of their many family members.

5. I find the name cringeworthy tbh

I'm ready for your stones

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Burn in hell. ''Little monsters'' is ICONIC. :fthis:

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Just now, donthatemeplss said:

Burn in hell. ''Little monsters'' is ICONIC. :fthis:

was. This ain't 2010 sis. Let the light in

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DeanWinchester
13 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

was. This ain't 2010 sis. Let the light in

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Time to jump ship :emma:

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AJH219

"Monsters" is still an appropriate moniker for most of us though :green:

 

'All our dreams can come true IF we have the courage to pursue them'-Walt Disney
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PunkTheFunk
5 minutes ago, A Gaga Lad said:

Time to jump ship :emma:

The ship is already at the bottom of the ocean :madge:

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PunkTheFunk
10 minutes ago, AJH219 said:

"Monsters" is still an appropriate moniker for most of us though :green:

I guess we truly live up to our name :sis:

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AJH219
Just now, PunkTheFunk said:

I guess we truly live up to our name :sis:

Well, I do at least :derpga:

 

 

'All our dreams can come true IF we have the courage to pursue them'-Walt Disney
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blackstar
2 hours ago, ReidOne said:

Just gonna leave this right here...

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That mouse or rat tattoo or whatever is terrible 

Dilated, falling free in a modern ecstasy
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ReidOne
1 minute ago, blackstar said:

That mouse or rat tattoo or whatever is terrible 

I love that one! 

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Lady Gaga got a tattoo of a mouse on her elbow in August 2013 in honor of her younger sister Natali Germanotta who is a student at Parsons The New School for Design in New York City. Gaga chose a mouse because Natali was called “mouse” as a child. The details of the tattoo are also relevant to her sister’s life–the mouse is holding a needle and thread to symbolize Natali’s love of fashion design and the thread below the mouse’s feet spells out her nickname “Nat.”

Gaga explained the tattoo on her website: “Got it for Nat, my sister and original hoodrat, her name was always mouse and I am loopy. Needle represents her passion for fashion design. I love her more than anything, she inspired me.”

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DeanWinchester
31 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

The ship is already at the bottom of the ocean :madge:

Truly, it's been 84 years

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