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Here's my top ten list:

10. Michael Jackson is alive :saladga:

9. Miley Cyrus has died and was replaced by a clone  :neyde:

8. Oprah and Gayle are lesbian lovers. (I can actually buy this one...) :)

7. Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen underneath Disneyland. :huh:

6. Joe Jonas has a BDSM sex tape. No, but maybe Nick. :excited2:

5. Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato are ex girlfriends. :koons:

4. Tom Cruise pays women to be his wife. Yeah I can see this one. :lolga:

3. Justin Bieber is really a butch lesbian. :stalkga:

2. Beyoncé was never pregnant. This is like the only time she has ever stepped in when it came to a rumour, and a very stupid one at that. :huh:

1. Lady Gaga has a penis. This is just stupid. Everyone knows that gaga doesn't have a penis, she a donkey dik. Duh.  :hor:

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DrewStevens

"4. Tom Cruise pays women to be his wife. Yeah I can see this one."

Honestly this one is kinda believable.

One of the most stupid ones is that Katy Perry is actually Jonbenet Ramsey.

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Yuuri

1.)Lady Gaga killed Lina.

2.) Marilyn Manson had his bottom two rips removed to give himself head

3.)Marilyn Monroe got killed and replaced by Madonna

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Sableye

2. I remember seeing a video that showed Beyonce's belly like collapse or something weird, which sort of convinced me.

1. Even if Gaga has a **** - who cares? I think (and nobody try to scalp me on this) transphobia was the only thing fueling that debate/discussion back in the day.

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2 minutes ago, Sableye said:

2. I remember seeing a video that showed Beyonce's belly like collapse or something weird, which sort of convinced me.

1. Even if Gaga has a **** - who cares? I think (and nobody try to scalp me on this) transphobia was the only thing fueling that debate/discussion back in the day.

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Princess Die

Lady Gaga was killed onstage at the 2009 VMAs and was replaced by another woman. :staymad:

Nod if you wanna make love with the enemy. ❀
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Chris Evans

but were these rumors or stupid conspiracies by some guy on youtube?

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15 hours ago, Misaki said:

2.) Marilyn Manson had his bottom two rips removed to give himself head

OMG I remember reading about this. :air:

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MaryJaneHolland

Madonna is Gaga's mother :gaycat: There's a theory: Madonna released Papa Dont Preach in 1986 and Gaga was born in 1986 :laughga: But, it's funny tho 

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River

Melanie B was killed by alcoholics guys, they tied her up to the railways and a train ran over her.

She was replaced by another woman who looks like her and now she lives all her life as Melanie B.

So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy
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Lucas

I think the rumor that Gaga killed Lina to steal her soul to become famous is the most stupid from all the rumors there are 

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