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Via The Hill

A political action committee focused on the size of Donald Trump's hands is calling on the presumptive Republican presidential nominee to “release the measurements.”

A new ad, produced by Americans Against Insecure Billionaires with Tiny Hands PAC, asks viewers to sign a petition calling on Trump to disclose the measurements of his hands.

“It’s a dangerous time for Americans,” a narrator says in the video. “We need someone who can grasp the complexity of the world and hold off the decline of a great nation.”

 

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Morphine Prince

Still waiting for Hillary to release the transcripts of her paid speeches.

Now I have to wait for hand measurements too? Great. 

Oh, and the taxes too while you're at it.

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MJHolland

Funny.

Now release half the emails you deleted off your server because you knew the FBI was going to seize it, you criminal.

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SKANK

Make fun of Hillary Clinton's psychical appearance and you're sexist. Make fun of Donald Trump's physical appearance and you're halarious. Gender double standards are terrific fun.

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Computer

This is hilarious 

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LebaneseDude
5 minutes ago, MJHolland said:

Funny.

Now release half the emails you deleted off your server because you knew the FBI was going to seize it, you criminal.

Honey the FBI has recovered all the deleted e-mails lol

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LebaneseDude
7 minutes ago, SKANK said:

Make fun of Hillary Clinton's psychical appearance and you're sexist. Make fun of Donald Trump's physical appearance and you're halarious. Gender double standards are terrific fun.

"Look at those hands," Trump said on the debate stage, holding up his hands to the audience. "Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands -- if they are small, something else must be small."

"I guarantee you there is no problem," Trump affirmed. "I guarantee you."

Trump implying he has a big d*ck

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Small hands is a polite euphemism for small penis which is a metaphor for overcompensation complexes exhibited by men to make up for their shortcomings.

It's not about appearance as much as personality.

At least you tried though

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MJHolland
12 minutes ago, LebaneseDude said:

Honey the FBI has recovered all the deleted e-mails lol

They've recovered some, and of that there have been multiple that they've said had no busy being deleted.

She's so shady. Why would she delete it and then play coy with the whole "like, with a cloth?" thing. 

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holy scheisse

It's incomprehensible that there's even coverage of this ****ing fool. Why waste time with trivial Things like this when you can attack his horrific views and "platforms". They are so easy to refute. No need to make it into comedy like this at all....

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LebaneseDude
1 hour ago, MJHolland said:

They've recovered some, and of that there have been multiple that they've said had no busy being deleted.

She's so shady. Why would she delete it and then play coy with the whole "like, with a cloth?" thing. 

She said it was because they were personal. There have been no reports on them other than people saying it's not standard procedure.

They're not making a big deal out of it because Hillary is literally the only person who has ever cooperated with such investigations by providing any e-mails :rip: 

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Goosey
2 hours ago, Morphine Prince said:

Now I have to wait for hand measurements too? Great. 

What about Hillary's hands? I'd bet dollars to doughnuts they're significantly smaller.

#MakeHandsGreatAgain

"I am the world's greatest person that does not want to let people into the country."—US President Donald J. Trump
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MJHolland
9 hours ago, LebaneseDude said:

She said it was because they were personal. There have been no reports on them other than people saying it's not standard procedure.

They're not making a big deal out of it because Hillary is literally the only person who has ever cooperated with such investigations by providing any e-mails :rip: 

She's also the only SoS to have a private email server in her basement lol. We've already uncovered emails that weren't "personal".

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