PunkTheFunk 124,425 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Crack open your bibles and dust off those Alejandro candles. I'm about to lay down the hard facts for you godless gays and show you just how much Gaga has been copying Jesus Christ's life and career ... Jesus was the son of Joseph from Nazareth Gaga is the daughter of Joseph from New Jersey Jesus was conceived in the womb of the Virgin Mary through Immaculate Conception. Gaga was conceived during Madonna's "Like A Virgin" era, and songs from the album were later included on The Immaculate Collection. Both of them claimed they would die for their fans (and one of them actually did ) Both created catchy nicknames for their stan-bases. Jesus Christ went the Arianator route and named his stan-base the "Christians" Gaga named her stan-base the Little Flopsters. Both have four bodies of work that are substantial sources of their life and message. Jesus had the books of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. Gaga had The Fame, The Fame Monster, Born This Way, and ARTPOP. Both were able to feed a crowd of 5,000 people with almost nothing Jesus fed a crowd of 5,000 people with just five loaves of bread and two fish—a total of seven items of food. Gaga headlined the iTunes Festival on September 1, 2013 and performed new material to a crowd of 5,000 people. The set-list contained seven (official) songs from ARTPOP. Jesus had 12 disciples and one of them was named Mark. Gaga had 12 backup dancers at the Born This Way Ball and one of them was named Mark (Kanemura) Jesus calmed a storm on the sea of Galilee Gaga broke up a fight at the ArtRave Quod erat demonstrandum hennies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prismatic 4,789 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Someone must be bored. I Only Stan For Risk Takers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo 7,791 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Slay a bit Don't visit my profile Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sizzily 14,543 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Tears in the rain Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
crisTEAne 21,059 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 i'm laughing my ass off. if you hurt taylor swift, i'll hurt you back Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
somnambulist 1,526 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 You forgot the most important part- Jesus rose from the dead after 3 days and went to heaven Gaga is going to rise from the dead after 3 years and serve us those heavenly bops Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PunkTheFunk 124,425 Posted June 3, 2016 Author Share Posted June 3, 2016 Just now, somnambulist said: You forgot the most important part- Jesus rose from the dead after 3 days and went to heaven Gaga is going to rise from the dead after 30 years and serve us those heavenly bops fixed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fede ARTPOP 6,737 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 MAYHEM / ARTPOP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 124,425 Posted June 3, 2016 Author Share Posted June 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, Prismatic said: Someone must be bored. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
En_Sabah_Nur 9,359 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 OP: He's ready GOD!!!!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 Egypt. W Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 124,425 Posted June 3, 2016 Author Share Posted June 3, 2016 1 minute ago, KING said: Controversy is my middle name Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
somnambulist 1,526 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Just now, PunkTheFunk said: fixed TAKE IT BACK OR GAGALUPE WILL SMITE YOU. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirLudicopro 1,351 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Best thread I've read all week Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
malazam 15,710 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Gaga is Satan another shot before we kiss the other side Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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