Morphine Prince 109,984 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 (CNN) - A man in Thailand is recovering in hospital after a python latched its fangs onto his penis while he was using his toilet earlier this week. Rescuers arrived to find the python's head hanging from the bathroom door, secured by a rope, with the rest of the snake still stuck in the squat toilet at the man's home in Chachoengsao Province, east of Bangkok. Pictures in source: http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/27/asia/thailand-snake-toilet/index.html?sr=twCNN052716thailand-snake-toilet0724AMStory&sr=fbCNN052716thailand-snake-toilet1140AMVODtopLink&linkId=24931042 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamJ 8,008 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 lol that's the closest he'd get to getting a BJ. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
T3ARS 4,132 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 OMG I HATE snakes. I can't even imagine the pain and fright he must have went through. It is not our differences that divide us. It is our inability to recognize, accept, and celebrate those differences. - Audre Lorde Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanripley 86,575 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 sorry that was me haven't had any in a while https://goo.gl/xMgMvJ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamJ 8,008 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, Morphine Prince said: (CNN) - A man in Thailand is recovering in hospital after a python latched its fangs onto his penis while he was using his toilet earlier this week. Rescuers arrived to find the python's head hanging from the bathroom door, secured by a rope, with the rest of the snake still stuck in the squat toilet at the man's home in Chachoengsao Province, east of Bangkok. Pictures in source: http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/27/asia/thailand-snake-toilet/index.html?sr=twCNN052716thailand-snake-toilet0724AMStory&sr=fbCNN052716thailand-snake-toilet1140AMVODtopLink&linkId=24931042 you mean east of bitekok more like!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartySick 174,424 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I was not ready for today... Whimsical bitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny 12,753 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 goodbye pooping then! I like dancin', and ponies.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sizzily 14,574 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 NONONONONONONONONONO That is one of my worst nightmares. When I open my bathroom door when its dark, I always imagine a snake coming out of the toilet and I turn on the lights really quick while still holding the door. Inside my head I have the best time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear 7,515 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Python Vs Python Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dramatica 13,698 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Snakes are very territorial, meaning they only leave their territory when they are trying to mate, or hunting. Maybe if we stopped taking all the space for ourselves and kept their territories safe, they wouldn't come to ours. xoxo I didn't ask for a free ride, I only asked you to show me a real good time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prismatic 4,789 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 The good sis was thirsty for some D like the rest of us. I Only Stan For Risk Takers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sizzily 14,574 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, Gaga of Time said: Snakes are very territorial, meaning they only leave their territory when they are trying to mate, or hunting. Maybe if we stopped taking all the space for ourselves and kept their territories safe, they wouldn't come to ours. xoxo Or we could have more snakeskin boots Inside my head I have the best time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix 17,395 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 thats one of my biggest nightmares, something popping out of the toilet and bitting your ass or penis etc. 💎 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketno10 2,138 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 15 minutes ago, Sizzily said: Or we could have more snakeskin boots Snakeskin boot it is then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SychosSoChic 9,995 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 See if the snake knew it's technique like a good homosexual and watched its goddamn teeth the man wouldn't be in hospital for all the wrong reasons. Life ain't Hollywood for any one of us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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