In which Hogwarts house would Gaga be?

[Bloody 64,631]

Slytherin all the way. 

[HighlandHeart 993]

Canon: "Gryffindor, where dwell the bravest at heart."

She wrote a whole album dedicated to bravery. I did think Ravenclaw too, and the sorting hat nearly put Hermione in there, but sensed her bravery. 

[crownlessking 158]

Slytherin, of course. 

Shes ridiculously ambitious, and she'd do anything to achieve her goal. Whilst brave, I think her ambitious attitude will always trump that, imo.

[Killa 17,461]

It's Slytherin. And Lord Voldemort hasn't died, you really thought that was possible. What do you think that 2008 Bowie reference was? A Bowie reference...i think not. Lord Voldemort transceded mortality once more.

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According to canon Slytherin value blood purity as did Salazar Slytherin himself. So unless one is going by fanfiction then no, Gaga would never be a Slytherin. Ravenclaw I find to be the most academic (then there's Luna and Gaga certainly is a bit Luna-like), Hufflepuff would make a lot of sense for Gaga, but I think it's Gryffindor which is the house for her. Either Gryffindor or Hufflepuff would be ideal for her.

I'm a Harry Potter nerd, but then again, aren't we all?

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7 hours ago, Biotic said:

According to canon Slytherin value blood purity as did Salazar Slytherin himself. So unless one is going by fanfiction then no, Gaga would never be a Slytherin. Ravenclaw I find to be the most academic (then there's Luna and Gaga certainly is a bit Luna-like), Hufflepuff would make a lot of sense for Gaga, but I think it's Gryffindor which is the house for her. Either Gryffindor or Hufflepuff would be ideal for her.

I'm a Harry Potter nerd, but then again, aren't we all?

You don't have to be pureblood to be in Slytherin.

Some members of Slytherin value it as much as Salazar, but it's purely snobbery - and definitely not a requirement. 

EDIT: I just realised what you originally meant, haha. Still though, whilst some members of Slytherin value blood purity, that doesn't go for the house as a whole. 

[Lona Delery 7,214]

Hufflepuff, cuz those students like to help others etc.

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57 minutes ago, crownlessking said:

You don't have to be pureblood to be in Slytherin.

Some members of Slytherin value it as much as Salazar, but it's purely snobbery - and definitely not a requirement. 

EDIT: I just realised what you originally meant, haha. Still though, whilst some members of Slytherin value blood purity, that doesn't go for the house as a whole. 

Glad you noticed what I meant  that said, Rowling doesn't delve much into the good side of Slytherin so pretty much in canon they are the bullies. Snape would be the biggest exception but back when he was in school he delved in the dark arts and turned to Voldemort and the Death Eaters. I do agree that Slytherin house isn't all about blood purity but the books don't offer much insight other than Slytherin = snobby racists.

[Sizzily 14,543]

Gryffindor 

"I was born to be brave"

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2 hours ago, Biotic said:

Glad you noticed what I meant  that said, Rowling doesn't delve much into the good side of Slytherin so pretty much in canon they are the bullies. Snape would be the biggest exception but back when he was in school he delved in the dark arts and turned to Voldemort and the Death Eaters. I do agree that Slytherin house isn't all about blood purity but the books don't offer much insight other than Slytherin = snobby racists.

Snape is literally the worst example. He bullied a child relentlessly for six years because he was a bitter friendzoned stalker creep. 

Theyre definitely not all bullies, though.

In canon, Regulus was against blood snobbery, destroyed a Horcrux and was kind to Kreacher. Horace tried to sway Voldy away from Horcruxes, gathered a group of Slytherins and fought in the Battle of Hogwarts to restore peace. Astoria was Slytherin, and she refused to see Muggles as lesser beings. I could go on. 

On the flip side, Wormtail was Gryffindor - he murdered thirteen people and let an innocent man take the fall for it. Dumbledore raised Harry purely with the intent for him to die, to undo the evil wizard he (arguably) could have stopped, and never told him. James bullied and publicly humiliated Severus just to impress a girl. So pretty much, you can't judge an entire house by the actions of a few. 

I do get what you're saying, don't get me wrong. But when we're talking about sorting a pop star who's way over the age of admission into a fictional magical school, I think the Gryffindor = good and Slytherin = bad argument doesn't really stand up. (Sorry for the rant hah, I have too much Slytherin pride). 

 

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7 hours ago, crownlessking said:

Snape is literally the worst example. He bullied a child relentlessly for six years because he was a bitter friendzoned stalker creep. 

Theyre definitely not all bullies, though.

In canon, Regulus was against blood snobbery, destroyed a Horcrux and was kind to Kreacher. Horace tried to sway Voldy away from Horcruxes, gathered a group of Slytherins and fought in the Battle of Hogwarts to restore peace. Astoria was Slytherin, and she refused to see Muggles as lesser beings. I could go on. 

On the flip side, Wormtail was Gryffindor - he murdered thirteen people and let an innocent man take the fall for it. Dumbledore raised Harry purely with the intent for him to die, to undo the evil wizard he (arguably) could have stopped, and never told him. James bullied and publicly humiliated Severus just to impress a girl. So pretty much, you can't judge an entire house by the actions of a few. 

I do get what you're saying, don't get me wrong. But when we're talking about sorting a pop star who's way over the age of admission into a fictional magical school, I think the Gryffindor = good and Slytherin = bad argument doesn't really stand up. (Sorry for the rant hah, I have too much Slytherin pride). 

 

To be fair, the Astoria thing JK revealed after the final book was released not in the book itself. She said that with the events of the Second Wizarding War Astoria changed her mind. As for Regulus during his school years he believed in his parents' pure blood mania and wanted to join Voldemort. He changed his mind afterwards, of course. But what I mean is the good in Slytherin is literally a rarity as far as the books go.

[Duella Dvil 10,492]

She IS EVERY HOUSE!!!!

[LilVenusian 579]

Depends on the era

TF/TFM: Slytherin 

BTW: Gryfindor

AP: Ravenclaw

Next album shes defineetely delivering Hufflepuff action 

[hELXIG 42,954]

I was gonna say Ravenclaw/Gryffindor!

She's very wise and intelligent, but I think she'd get sorted in Gryffindor in the end. Her most dominant traits are courage, boldness and determination.

I'd be the weird Ravenclaw who's nerd friends sometimes bug him who watches her, the overly confident and eccentric Gryffindor, wishing I could be as brave as her 

[Kayla 7,595]

Hm...we've gotta look at the attributes of the houses without the biases. 

Like...everyone loves Gryffindor because they're smart enough to not be dumb and ultimately are the loyal brave risk-takers who save the day, and then Ravenclaws are the bookworms, Slytherins are the assholes, and Hufflepuff are the kids who don't know how to function socially but are hella ****ing nice or some ****. 

But that's a biased view. 

Gryffindor's seek recognition, are daring, and take on challenges straight on, even if that means not fully understanding what they're getting themselves into. They're the friends who wrap their arm around your shoulders at a party and drag you over to the drink table to get hammered. When bored they seek an adventure. 

Ravenclaw's seek understanding, are inquisitive, and take on challenges by considering every possible outcome and choosing the action which makes the most sense, even though they do have a strong sense of intuition. They're the friends who you can feel analyzing you, not in an intimidating way, but rather in a way that makes you feel acknowledged. When bored they seek knowledge. 

Slytherin's seek dignity, are curious, and take on challenges in the way which will benefit them the most, even if that means ditching their otherwise strong loyalty to their social group. They're the friends who form tight cliques driven by desire for specific reputation. When bored they seek something mysterious and intriguing. 

Hufflepuff's seek friendship, are compassionate, and take on challenges in a way that benefits others, even if that means selling themselves short. They're the friends who always see the best in you, because they see you for the good that you are. When bored they seek someone to laugh with. 

 

 

 

So yeah, even though it may technically be cliche to say this, Gaga is totally a Gryffindor.