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christinahoney

Tbh **** parodies are nasty. They're always so rape-y and offensive. I mean, Superman raping Batman? Ok... Rape is not sexy, even if it's acted, and the costumes just give it emotional associations for people who follow or watch these fictional characters.

What's next, a GoT parody called 50 Ways to Rape Sansa? F-ck off. 

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Bradley
4 minutes ago, christinahoney said:

Tbh **** parodies are nasty. They're always so rape-y and offensive. I mean, Superman raping Batman? Ok... Rape is not sexy, even if it's acted, and the costumes just give it emotional associations for people who follow or watch these fictional characters.

Which part of the parody are you watching? I don't remember Superman raping Batman.

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2 hours ago, BLACKOUTbritney said:

KINKY

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I like water sports, spice it up. 

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shoful
6 minutes ago, christinahoney said:

Tbh **** parodies are nasty. They're always so rape-y and offensive. I mean, Superman raping Batman? Ok... Rape is not sexy, even if it's acted, and the costumes just give it emotional associations for people who follow or watch these fictional characters.

What's next, a GoT parody called 50 Ways to Rape Sansa? F-ck off. 

I personally like watching rape **** videos. I would never want anyone to experience it in real life but I think its really hot in ****. 

"My name is Dita, I'll be your Mistress tonight..."
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1 hour ago, christinahoney said:

Tbh **** parodies are nasty. They're always so rape-y and offensive. I mean, Superman raping Batman? Ok... Rape is not sexy, even if it's acted, and the costumes just give it emotional associations for people who follow or watch these fictional characters.

What's next, a GoT parody called 50 Ways to Rape Sansa? F-ck off. 

they have Gay Of Thrones sis:gaycat: 

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ryanripley
1 hour ago, shoful said:

I personally like watching rape **** videos. I would never want anyone to experience it in real life but I think its really hot in ****. 

same :stalkga:

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They say it's the last song. They don't know us, you see. It's only the last song if we let it be.
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5 hours ago, Tom Hardy said:

So greedy and thisty :poot:

We need to see it to believe it

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OMG OMG OMG , the person I love more than Gaga and My Parents

I strive to obtain his nudes one day, then truly would I die happy

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5 hours ago, Tom Hardy said:

:poot: Yas Superman (Long read but it's a good naked adventure :poot:)

At the time, Cavill traveled to L.A. to meet with the blockbuster's director, Zack Snyder, as well as a new personal trainer, Mark Twight. "I had landed in L.A., dropped my bags off at the hotel, met my agent for dinner and a drink and then went to bed," the British actor told host Seth Meyers. "I passed out a bit jetlagged and I woke up to the sound of my door closing in my hotel room. Of course, I then realized that I was on the outside of my door—and I had no clothes on."

Meyers joked, "This story's a dream for me!"

Cavill blamed the room's layout for the unfortunate mishap. "I had completely gotten up to go for a pee...At the foot of the bed was the entrance to the hotel by my room, and to the left of the bed was where the bathroom was," he explained. "I got out the right-hand side of the bed and just went straight for the first door I saw and woke up completely naked in the hallway. Being naked in the hallway is a pretty big problem, but I needed to pee and I was desperately thinking, 'Where am I going to pee?'"

"So naked was secondary for you at this point?" Meyers asked.

"At this stage, very secondary," Cavill said. "Naked and peeing in a hotel hallway is pretty bad. I was looking up and down the hallway and I was checking out pot plants of all sorts...I thought, 'Do I pee in there? What if someone catches me? That's pretty bad.' I remembered there being a fire escape, and so I ran up this fire escape, because I knew there was a pool area on top and a tennis court. I thought, 'Maybe there's a bathroom up there.' I ran up the fire escape to the roof and it turned out to be a tennis court, which was all closed off and I couldn't get anywhere. This was around 3 a.m. I then thought, 'I've got to pee. This is getting bad now.' So, I just peed off the top of the hotel. I felt like a little boy again. Then it dawned on me that I hadn't quite solved the problem because I was locked outside my hotel room naked—and on the roof now."

It was at that moment Cavill realized he was out of options.

"I then thought, 'You know what? You've just got to suck it up, get downstairs and ask for your key.' I thought, 'You know what? Ride the elevator down. Be a man about it.' I got in the elevator, rode down the lobby, and I thought, 'OK, this guy's going to laugh at me.' I walked into the reception, and I said to the receptionist, 'This is really embarrassing. I locked myself out of my hotel room. Can I have my key to get back in.' And he says, 'Yeah, of course. What room are you in?' Doesn't bat an eye! Doesn't even look up. And I was thinking, 'How often does this happen at this hotel? Why have I met no one else in the hallway at this stage, high-fiving naked dudes walking past?'" A security guard escorted Cavill back to his room, "which was an awkward elevator ride, by the way," the actor told Meyers. "He was a bit more freaked out than the receptionist; it was clearly his first time. They let me back in. I didn't sleep for the rest of that night and I was pretty sure I was going to have been caught on camera and lost the job."

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I could've kept you company Henry :giveup:

 

 

Back off my man sis 

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Sizzily
4 hours ago, christinahoney said:

Tbh **** parodies are nasty. They're always so rape-y and offensive. I mean, Superman raping Batman? Ok... Rape is not sexy, even if it's acted, and the costumes just give it emotional associations for people who follow or watch these fictional characters.

What's next, a GoT parody called 50 Ways to Rape Sansa? F-ck off. 

Girl, what kind of **** have you been watching? :rip: 

I would faint.

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StarstruckIllusion

No pics? Keep it

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AdmistTheLight
25 minutes ago, Sizzliy said:

Girl, what kind of **** have you been watching? Having rough sex is not the same as rape.

Well, this took a dark turn....

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River

Chris is hotter, Chris is god, Chris is my world. I would **** the **** out of him at any time, Chris please, I'm here, take me! Chris? :(

So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy
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