Gallus 1,525 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 A bright light sparked in the New York sky on March 28 1986. Madonna was driving through the city at the time. Her nose twitches. 'What the **** was that?' She asks her driver. Beyoncé was just a little child on holiday in New York. She looks up at the sky. "Momma, was that a shooting star?" Katy Hudson was singing gospel as a high voiced toddler. The church gushes at the cuteness. At the same time, Gaga comes out of Cynthia's vagina. The impact causes a wave of energy all over the world, including the church. The wave caused the believers to fall to their knees. 'I feel you, Jesus!' They howl and praise. Katy takes a bow thinking it's her vocals that made them fall to their knees. The wave was even felt in Australia. After Kylie Minogue arrives on her concert stage in Sydney on the back of a Kangaroo, the venue is struck by a blackout. The crowd gasps. Little did these girls and the world know was that, in that moment, Christ herself was finally resurrected in Italian American form. The world was finally introduced to that sparkling star 22 years later. (My friend sent me this, i had to share) Happy Birthday Gaga! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerrenceV2 2,001 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 M.E.S.S. playground love - josef salvat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jojuun 4,159 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 okay... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday 2,183 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Better than the cryptic 1986 crap those thirsty sheeps posted tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReidOne 12,427 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 8 minutes ago, Gallus said: The wave was even felt in Australia. After Kylie Minogue arrives on her concert stage in Sydney on the back of a Kangaroo, the venue is struck by a blackout. The crowd gasps. Little did these girls and the world know was that, in that moment, Christ herself was finally resurrected in Italian American form. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hola Soraya 4,355 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 That fateful day summed up in GIF form: ¿Tú me estás hablando en inglés? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eifulien 2,969 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 I can't with you. DYING. Who has the time to do such stuff? Also I imagine Madonna saying "Oh da sh*t was dat?" in Medoner's voice from Ladey Gags show. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Temptation 11,209 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 I read this while playing Black Jesus + Amen Fashion in the background. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny 12,736 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 I can confirm this I like dancin', and ponies.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
calmar 22,064 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Minogue was probably in the middle of auditions/call backs for Neighbours. She wasn't singing yet. Madonna was probably promoing Live to Tell, which came out 2 days before. Impossible to know whether Beyoncé was in New York, but I highly doubt it. She was in all likelihood in preschool or kindergarten in Houston. (I'm a killjoy, I know.) 俺の勝利は揺るぎない Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOON 4,122 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 I am laughin like an insane person gaga, halsey, lorde, taylor, dua Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teri Hatcher 2,053 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 omg mess i cant By the time you reach the end of this sentence, it'll be too late to realize I just wasted your time with a pointless sig. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlepotter 75,146 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 2 hours ago, calmar said: Minogue was probably in the middle of auditions/call backs for Neighbours. She wasn't singing yet. Madonna was probably promoing Live to Tell, which came out 2 days before. Impossible to know whether Beyoncé was in New York, but I highly doubt it. She was in all likelihood in preschool or kindergarten in Houston. (I'm a killjoy, I know.) So if she's doing promo she can't drive around And ha impact traveled all the way to Australia, I'm sure it could reach Houston. chaeri pls Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Featured Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.