iCpro 14,846 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 A bright light sparked in the New York sky on March 28 1986. Madonna was driving through the city at the time. Her nose twitches. 'What the **** was that?' She asks her driver. Beyoncé was just a little child on holiday in New York. She looks up at the sky. "Momma, was that a shooting star?" Katy Hudson was singing gospel as a high voiced toddler. The church gushes at the cuteness. At the same time, Gaga comes out of Cynthia's vagina. The impact causes a wave of energy all over the world, including the church. The wave caused the believers to fall to their knees. 'I feel you, Jesus!' They howl and praise. Katy takes a bow thinking it's her vocals that made them fall to their knees. The wave was even felt in Australia. After Kylie Minogue arrives on her concert stage in Sydney on the back of a Kangaroo, the venue is struck by a blackout. The crowd gasps. Little did these girls and the world know was that, in that moment, Christ herself was finally resurrected in Italian American form. The world was finally introduced to that sparkling star 22 years later. Spoiler I saw this posted here a while ago and I've been saving it for today. I can't remember who made it so sorry for not crediting 08, 09, 11, 13, 16, 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impostor 4,114 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 minute ago, MANiKIWI said: Katy Hudson was singing gospel as a high voiced toddler. The church gushes at the cuteness. At the same time, Gaga comes out of Cynthia's vagina. LMAO really Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUO YI 6,089 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, MANiKIWI said: A bright light sparked in the New York sky on March 28 1986. Madonna was driving through the city at the time. Her nose twitches. 'What the **** was that?' She asks her driver. Beyoncé was just a little child on holiday in New York. She looks up at the sky. "Momma, was that a shooting star?" Katy Hudson was singing gospel as a high voiced toddler. The church gushes at the cuteness. At the same time, Gaga comes out of Cynthia's vagina. The impact causes a wave of energy all over the world, including the church. The wave caused the believers to fall to their knees. 'I feel you, Jesus!' They howl and praise. Katy takes a bow thinking it's her vocals that made them fall to their knees. The wave was even felt in Australia. After Kylie Minogue arrives on her concert stage in Sydney on the back of a Kangaroo, the venue is struck by a blackout. The crowd gasps. Little did these girls and the world know was that, in that moment, Christ herself was finally resurrected in Italian American form. The world was finally introduced to that sparkling star 22 years later. Hide contents I saw this posted here a while ago and Ive been saving it. I can't remember who made it so sorry for not crediting Pusyy... The night sky tells all Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rivingtonreb 438 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 14 minutes ago, MANiKIWI said: A bright light sparked in the New York sky on March 28 1986. Madonna was driving through the city at the time. Her nose twitches. 'What the **** was that?' She asks her driver. Beyoncé was just a little child on holiday in New York. She looks up at the sky. "Momma, was that a shooting star?" Katy Hudson was singing gospel as a high voiced toddler. The church gushes at the cuteness. At the same time, Gaga comes out of Cynthia's vagina. The impact causes a wave of energy all over the world, including the church. The wave caused the believers to fall to their knees. 'I feel you, Jesus!' They howl and praise. Katy takes a bow thinking it's her vocals that made them fall to their knees. The wave was even felt in Australia. After Kylie Minogue arrives on her concert stage in Sydney on the back of a Kangaroo, the venue is struck by a blackout. The crowd gasps. Little did these girls and the world know was that, in that moment, Christ herself was finally resurrected in Italian American form. The world was finally introduced to that sparkling star 22 years later. Hide contents I saw this posted here a while ago and I've been saving it for today. I can't remember who made it so sorry for not crediting hahahahaha love it GOH sweetie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustinTrudeau 2,419 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 I love the Madonna part though. This is the best birthday story Merry Gagamas I fell down the stairs once as an actor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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