Lauren Conrad 0 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 JUDAS! At the end "Mary Magdaline" is stoned. It's really LINA (Who's really Mary Morgana!)! She hit the stone cold hard concrete! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordanjm 20 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 What news article, WHERE??? http://www.silive.com/news/index.ssf/2008/10/woman_jumps_from_staten_island.html Matched the date of death, but it says she was never identified. What if it really was Gaga that was pushed and the other theory is true, but the real Gaga is Lana and not Gaga because Gaga is really Lina. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelson Monroe 4 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Omg in the news article it never said she died. IT said she was still alive but close to death. I GOT IT. Gaga was jealous of Lina's soul and good looks and wanted to steal her soul, talent, and creativity. So she tricked Lina onto the roof of the hotel for a friendly dance competition and near the end of Lina's turn Gaga PUSHED her off the roof, but what she wasn't planning was that they were doing construction and he hit a scaffolding and broke her leg but it slowed her down enough for her to survive. Well Lina had amnesia and she didn't know who she was and ran away from the hospital so she was pressumed dead. During this time she was trying to remember who she was and what happened. Well a while back she figured out everything and wants revenge, but knows the only way to get to Gaga is to open for the BTW ball. So she's disguised herself as Lana Del Rey and became famous. LINA LANA coincidence? I think not. So now she's trying to open for Gaga and stage another dance competition for her revenge where she will push her off the stage where she will have a spiked mat waiting for her bloody demise. Where does Channing Tatum fit into this? :flutter: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lies 1 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 :rip; Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
N a t h a n 701 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 I think I can hear Gaga in some places on that record. I'm pretty sure she did backing vocals for Lina, did she not? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
codymonster 8,571 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Someone please send this information to that Vigilant Citizen website. They will have a ****ing fiesta :toofunny: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordanjm 20 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Where does Channing Tatum fit into this? Well in the Movie version he will play the man who finds Lina and helps her plot her revenge....but in real life...he was there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primetime 89 Posted April 15, 2012 Author Share Posted April 15, 2012 JUDAS! At the end "Mary Magdaline" is stoned. It's really LINA (Who's really Mary Morgana!)! She hit the stone cold hard concrete! NOOOOOOO :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicaSkas 22,945 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Matched the date of death, but it says she was never identified. What if it really was Gaga that was pushed and the other theory is true, but the real Gaga is Lana and not Gaga because Gaga is really Lina. Hold on, I need to find and light up some exotic crack before I try to untangle that one Do YOU own the 4' by 6' Perfect Illusion promo Poster? Will pay you for it. Pic: http://i.imgur.com/UWuzumk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Famey 2 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 oh good lord it's gotten even better I love you all :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lauren Conrad 0 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 What if Lina was really a man? We can't find her birth certificate because she's really a he Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyLemon 0 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 I found this off a comment on her video for My Angel on YouTube. for your information sweetie. Lina had many many issues. She was a dark person with a negative view of life. Many ****ty things going on, she was being abused by her partner and had abusive fights with her mother, she was also in Gaga's shadow while Gaga was an amazing musician and songwiter and came out with her The Fame album. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Meeks 0 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelson Monroe 4 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Well in the Movie version he will play the man who finds Lina and helps her plot her revenge....but in real life...he was there. Lady Gaga is Channing Tatum! :omg: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicaSkas 22,945 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 What if Lina was really a man? We can't find her birth certificate because she's really a he man you are just on FYAH tonight Lauren :hug: Do YOU own the 4' by 6' Perfect Illusion promo Poster? Will pay you for it. Pic: http://i.imgur.com/UWuzumk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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