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Since some monsters just made a thread saying she will flop.

I'm going to explain why this era will be iconic.

I think I have the right to because I've been a monster since LG1. ;)

 

Lady Gaga is a mother****ing badass wig snatching *** popping trend setting snatch yo damn weave out mother****ing icon. In every category.

Without Lady Gaga, none of your faves from Halsey, to Taylor Swift, to Meghan Trainor, to Charli XCX, to Lana Del Rey, to Selena Gomez, to Nicki Minaj, to Iggy Azalea, to Brooke Candy, to Demi Lovato....NONE OF THESE LADIES WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ACT WEIRD, DRESS THE WAY THEY DO, OR MAKE THE DANCE HITS THEY HAVE HAD if it weren't for LADY ****ING GAGA.

So Imma tell you sumthin....cuz where I come from....we don't roll with people who suggest otherwise. If your ignorant ass can't understand that Lady Gaga on her worst day was cashing the same checks as Katy Perry, Rihanna, and Ariana Grande on their best, then you best to log yourself on OUT.

Gaga is the only female EVER to out-power Oprah Winfrey on Forbes. She is the reason anyone of these girls can attempt to do a more artistic music video. She is the damn reason pop music didn't hit the shitter the last time it was falling apart in the late 2000s.

Don't get it twisted. Those LG5 numbers are gonna take a nice lil dump on all these ladies regurgitating the same old crap as usual the past couple years.  Weaves will be snatched from the root. 

So y'all can go home and tell your lil boyfriend to start digging the change out of his couch and start a lil PIGGY BANK because there is an album coming, it's currently untitled, and it's already more relevant than their Top Ten payola hoeing faves records that will drop this year. And it's by Lady Gaga. You know? That bitch that owned the radio longer than any other girl in the game ever has since this millenium.

LG5 is, and will be, the biggest hit machine of 2016. Get ready. Cuz it's GOING TO happen, darlings! You won't be ready. Gaga herself won't be ready! Cuz she gonna have to pay Billboard a damn mortgage for owning all the spots on the top this year. Ya feel? Don't get it twisted!

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Yes!!! Gaga is coming! I'm sick of all the negative threads today. Thanks for this! :hor:

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don't jinx it, sis :emma:

I was writing this kinda stuff before ARTPOP was released and look what happened :neyde:

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I love the positivity in this post!:applause:

There is nothing wrong in staying positive. I can overhype myself all I want because I know that whether LG5 is a flop or bop, I will still be enjoying every minute of it. I did not like Gaga because she is popular and have lots of number one songs. I like her as an artist because she is unique, brave, and talented. I am excited to hear LG5!

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Stop, iconic sure but we can't expect her to occupy top10 on bb all time because it would result in big disappointment. Madonna is a former queen of pop and she didn't slay the charts as much as some lessors often

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38 minutes ago, SISTERV said:

Lady Gaga is a mother****ing badass wig snatching *** popping trend setting snatch yo damn weave out mother****ing icon. In every category.

Without Lady Gaga, none of your faves from Halsey, to Taylor Swift, to Meghan Trainor, to Charli XCX, to Lana Del Rey, to Selena Gomez, to Nicki Minaj, to Iggy Azalea, to Brooke Candy, to Demi Lovato....NONE OF THESE LADIES WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ACT WEIRD, DRESS THE WAY THEY DO, OR MAKE THE DANCE HITS THEY HAVE HAD if it weren't for LADY ****ING GAGA.

 

 

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