Ferrer Zorola 3,966 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Mexican prostitute, DJ and now pop star presents her debut single called: "SI, SOY UNA A" "Porque penetré a mi novio con un consolador" (because I penetrated my boyfriend with a dildo), "porque a veces acababa y mis clientes no" (because sometimes I came and my clients didn't) ¡Rápido, lento, suave, duro! (fast, slow, soft, rough!) "porque en octavo grado un chico me bajo la playera frente a toda la clase y mi maestra y todos mis compañeros vieron mis pezones" (because in eight grade a boy lifted my blouse and my teacher and all my classmates saw my nipples), "porque soy una ninfómana bebedora de semen" (because I am a semen-drinking-nymphomaniac) sings Maki, best known as Mujer Luna Bella (Beautiful Moon Woman). News outlets are starting to call her the most promising and talented Mexican star of the new millennium. She already had promised retiring from being a prostitute but as of February 2016 she still enjoys doing her job. Now all jokes aside, I admire this girl. She's a rape survivor. With her earnings she pays her siblings' studies. She bought her bigger sister a house. She's (along with Galatzia, a Lady Gaga parody) Mexico's most funny youtuber (she has got her account erased like 5 times now but she always comes back successfully and idk how if YouTube supposedly bans you for life). And mainly cos she's a real feminist and she showcases this by using her fame and youtube channel to upload speeches centered on themes like "if a man can be sexual why can't a woman be, too?" and stuff alike. She used to attend to my college, the Faculty of Communication Sciences but she dropped out to go to the Faculty of Philosophy and Letters but she dropped out too. The very fist time I was introduced to her (she gained public notoriety for getting naked on the subway and screaming "chichis pa' la banda" / "titties for everyone" while doing so) I met her the same day at an Avicii concert. It was the highlight of the night because Avicii sucks imo. I was right in front of her and I questioned my best friend if she was the same girl from the video we saw earlier that day and I can clearly notice how she knew and enjoyed we were talking about her. It was 2012 and I was way shy and judgmental but if I sa her today I'd say hello. Since we ignored her for the reasons I just explained, she danced with another group of people and was carried on top of a man's shoulders and took her blouse of and screamed her now popular "Chichis pa' la banda". LIFE IS GOOD Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 4,065 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 One pop star with huge boobs comes into mind 00026 † 10000 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannydevito 10,658 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Okay tbh WHAT THE **** Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hauser 1,262 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Queen of drinking semen REINA 👑 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernster7 7,922 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Disgusting! I mean it's all for fun but those lyrics are awful. ¿Es cierto esto? Monsters never die. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrer Zorola 3,966 Posted February 28, 2016 Author Share Posted February 28, 2016 14 minutes ago, Fernster7 said: Disgusting! I mean it's all for fun but those lyrics are awful. ¿Es cierto esto? is Katy Perry untalented? LIFE IS GOOD Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gohan 16,440 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Giving me Xtinct Your Body's era teas tbh tryna go ask Alice, tryna catch that rabbit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duella Dvil 10,515 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Oh. Those sure are words.... www.instagram.com/theduella666 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumi 3,512 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 This self acceptance anthem Bron this wey who? underneath the pine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LePetitGAGABLover 21,234 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Yikes. It makes us Hispanics look ratchet I'm not gonna lie though, I was bopping to the ending. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LePetitGAGABLover 21,234 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 1 minute ago, GGhost said: This self acceptance anthem Bron this wey who? I see what you did there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JevyDuty 2,961 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Si soy una puta! Lmao this **** is hilarious. This sluttyness I like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOriginalOne 10,775 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 This song is so me! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebeldeFaith 5,495 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Ferrer Zorola said: News outlets are starting to call her the most promising and talented Mexican star of the new millennium. ¿Tan malo está el talento por allá? JK! Can I vanish into a cheeseburger pizza? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrer Zorola 3,966 Posted February 28, 2016 Author Share Posted February 28, 2016 29 minutes ago, RebeldeFaith said: ¿Tan malo está el talento por allá? JK! SIIIIII actually yes LIFE IS GOOD Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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