Serendipity 7,821 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Fire ants are being laced with homosexual chemtrails and then dumped in neighborhoods with higher per capita rates of Christianity. The homosexual chemtrail concoction contains a high concentration of gay endorphins. Sources confirm that several exclusive gay clubs collected the spent sweats of late-night homosexuality, then sent them to a laboratory where in-vitro techniques were used to create this potent new form of biological homosexual chemtrail. When scientists presented this sweet-tasting mixture of gay body sweat and homosexual chemtrail to fire ants, they found the ants themselves take on the characteristics of a late-night gay man glistening with sweat at a dance party: exhausted but fueled by lurid drug combinations, constantly masticating and thirsty and high affinity toward heterosexual pheromones. When placed next to a person who is not homosexual, the ants become restless and aroused, lifting their brightly colored abdominal areas in the air as if in some form of coital temptation, their jaws ravenously snapping toward the flesh of any non-gay person in their proxy. This shows the gay endorphins in the chemtrail are giving these fire ants the same desires gay men have for straight men: fiercely strong and relentless. Various Christian neighborhoods in Texas have been reporting a sharp increase in these chemtrail laced fire ants and the CDC is reporting a higher incidence of homosexuality in Texas. This is all likely part of Obama’s Jade Helm invasion, but the Texas Chaper of the Christian Defense League suggests homeowners spray all of their doorways with bug guard and be vigilant in not becoming victimized by one of these ants. One bite likely contains a high enough chemical concentration to make a man at least secretive or agnostic toward his growing desires of homosexuality. X See talent here-->http://bit.ly/2eqeUxK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serendipity 7,821 Posted February 3, 2016 Author Share Posted February 3, 2016 Christians will buy LG5 See talent here-->http://bit.ly/2eqeUxK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMROD 117,002 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ✧*:･ﾟ ᶠʳᵒⁿᵗ ᵗᵒʷᵃʳᵈ ᵉⁿᵉᵐʸ (*´艸｀*) ♡♡♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gohan 16,849 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I'm sorry but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA tryna go ask Alice, tryna catch that rabbit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix 17,395 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I guess if Homosexuality was a virus and you could become homosexual this would make sense.. 💎 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warholiness 927 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Slay Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Versace 8,074 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 WOW , LG5 confirmed ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haroon 49,685 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 It's like the gay version of Spider-Man in a weird twisted way Who knew the homosexuals had launched chemical warfare against the heterosexuals Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azor Ahai 18,861 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I hope this is satire Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlopSlurper 34,336 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Yasss the gurl is already promoting for LG5 and making sure that the GP buys it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwontell 7,312 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 ATTENTION: (bad) jokes and sarcasm are still a thing, so don't take everything I say literally. Thank you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tove Lo 2,481 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 War... War never changes. hop on that **** like a maniac Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Kardashian 2,708 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Shop SKIMS & SKKN BY KIM online! The Kardashians streaming now on Hulu and Disney+! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Die 1,864 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Most Christians are so ****ing stupid. Nod if you wanna make love with the enemy. ❤ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goosey 3,017 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I guess if Homosexuality was a virus and you could become homosexual this would make sense.. Homosexuality is linked to changes in the brain, if the chemical alters people's brain structures it could cause them to become gay. There was a guy in a car crash who woke up gay. "I am the world's greatest person that does not want to let people into the country."—US President Donald J. Trump Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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