Bette Davis 12,742 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 2 Chainz - Money Machine Camel toe, look like steak And your boy look like grate 2 gun bangAnd I'm so fly I can sue an airplane Probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard.. Cold as ice cream, but still as sweet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Man 9,245 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 3 minutes ago, holyscheisse said: shes referencing blues clues now Yes, the most tragic and childish methapor. "A little less conversation and a little more touch my body." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobster 14,604 Posted November 27, 2015 Author Share Posted November 27, 2015 4 minutes ago, Bette Davis said: 2 Chainz - Money Machine Camel toe, look like steak And your boy look like grate 2 gun bangAnd I'm so fly I can sue an airplane Probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard.. He's also responsible for: "She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty Scrr..Scrr.. wrists moving, cooking, getting to it I'm in the kitchen, yams everywhere" But I'm only a man and I do what I can. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagata 695 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 cuz they know that i got dat gucci, cuz i'm bad but i can be a good chick Whip it - Nicki Minaj Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nastix 66 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Kid Ink's verse in Worth It is the laziest guest rap verse I've heard, and one of the worst verses in general. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrawberryBlond 14,101 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 "None of y'all, canary yellow ball." "Bitch I ball, underwear, oh, hum, hum, done the prayer, did I tell them that I ball, underwear?" "Your favourite rapper probably suck, as for me - icy hocky puck." "I'm a racist, I'm a bigot, b---h, I'm thicker than a midget, yeah, I'm crazy, just a smidgen, motherf**k me, get my wumble and some candy for my nozzle." Nicki Minaj - Roman In Moscow This is supposedly the greatest female rapper of this generation, folks. A rapper who rhymes words with nonsense just to make them rhyme, makes jokes about being a racist and bigot behind the guise of an alter ego and then has the cheek to complain when she doesn't win awards and complains that it's all about race. Here's some other little gems from this supposed lyrical genius: "These b---hes so cranky, give em a hanky, but mommy, I'm cold, gimme my blanky." "Jump in my hoopty hoopty hoop, I own that." "Look Bubbles, go back to your habitat, MJ gone and I ain't having that, how you gonna be the stunt double to the n***a monkey, top of that, I'm in the phantom looking hella chonky." "Quack quack to a duck and a chicken too and put the hyena in a freakin' zoo." "When I'm sitting with Anna, I'm really sitting with Anna, ain't a metaphor, punchline, I'm really sitting with Anna." "Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, lotta boooobs." "I don't duck nobody but tape, yeah, that was a setup for a punchline on duct tape." Yeah, guys, this isn't a race issue. She just writes a lot of stupid lyrics, which is a shame, as she does have talent underneath it all. I can't understand why people say Iggy's raps are so bad in comparison. They actually make sense and she doesn't make ridiculous lyrics like these! If her raps were by a black rapper, you'd be all over it. And if Nicki's lyrics were her's, you'd be calling them out for being the trash they are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobster 14,604 Posted November 28, 2015 Author Share Posted November 28, 2015 3 hours ago, StrawberryBlond said: "I don't duck nobody but tape, yeah, that was a setup for a punchline on duct tape." That's actually one of my favorite lines But I'm only a man and I do what I can. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo 7,316 Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 Dark horse She’s a beast I call her Karma (come back) She eats your heart out Like Jeffrey Dahmer (woo) Be careful Try not to lead her on Shorty’s heart is on steroids Cause her love is so strong You may fall in love When you meet her If you get the chance you better keep her She's sweet as pie but if you break her heart She'll turn cold as a freezer That fairy tale ending with a knight in shining armor She can be my Sleeping Beauty I’m gon’ put her in a coma Woo! Damn I think I love her Shorty so bad, I’m sprung and I don’t care She ride me like a roller coaster Turned the bedroom into a fair (a fair!) Her love is like a d--g I was tryna hit it and quit it But lil' mama so dope I messed around and got addicted Don't visit my profile Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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