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13 minutes ago, GloZell Green said:

Anything Iggy Azealea touches

You just sub-dragged Britney... I see through you

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But I'm only a man and I do what I can.
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Mobster
6 minutes ago, Haroon said:

I love the song Truffle Butter but Lil Wayne's verse kinda ruins it for me :rip: I mean I've gotten used to it so it became listenable eventually but I'm just not a fan of the way he raps it or the lyrics, especially after Drake's and Nicki's verses that I actually like quite a lot :noparty: 

Uh, thinkin' out loud
I could be broke and keep a million dollar smile
LOL to the bank checkin' my account
Bank teller flirtin' after checkin' my account
Pretty ladies, are you here? Truffle butter on your ***
Cuddle buddies on the low
You ain't gotta tell your friend that I eat it in the morning
Cause she gonna say "I know"
Can I hit it in the bathroom? Put your hands on the toilet
I put one leg on the tub
Girl, that's my new dance move, I just don't know what to call it
But b---h you dancing with the stars
I ain't nothin' like your last dude, what's his name? Not important
I bought some c-----e if you snortin'
And she became a vacuum, put it on my **** like carpet
Suck the white off white chocolate

You deserve a WP for making me read through that...

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But I'm only a man and I do what I can.
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JusKeepBreathin

"I drive my mini cooper 
And I'm feeling super-dooper 
Yo they tell I'm a trooper 
And you know I'm satisfied"

Madonna - American Life

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." -Martin Luther King Jr.
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GloZell Green
4 minutes ago, HMLSwine said:

You just sub-dragged Britney... I see through you

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Well y'know, Pretty Girls was terrible too :neyde:

Lady Gaga | Shakira
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Haroon
Just now, HMLSwine said:

You deserve a WP for making me read through that...

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LOOOOOOOL THAT GIF :lmao: It accurately portrays what I did to my ears after listening to the song, which by the way you should do too :green: 

It's actually a great song it's just that one verse that's questionable :deadbanana: 

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Mobster
3 minutes ago, Haroon said:

LOOOOOOOL THAT GIF :lmao: It accurately portrays what I did to my ears after listening to the song, which by the way you should do too :green: 

It's actually a great song it's just that one verse that's questionable :deadbanana: 

I know the song, I bop to it....  But just to the point where Nicki's verse ends...

My brain is programmed to ignore Lil Wayne's lyrics... but when written... They just sound disgusting and too explicit :udidnt:

But I'm only a man and I do what I can.
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"See what I mean you're my Caesar, burn my chariot
You know Family Matters, what's Carl without Harriet
Inseparable like Mary Kate and Ashley
Incredible, I'm ready if you ask me"

 

Demi Lovato Feat. Iggy Azalea - Kingdom Come

 

 

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"Got me kinda hot
But, I ain't sweatin' you
Steamin' like like a pot full of vegetables"

 

Britney Spears Feat. Sabi - (Drop Dead) Beautiful

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DrKindnessKunt1999

"she's sweet as pie, but if you break her heart, she'll turn cold as a freezer"

-Juicy J 

 Wouldn't it make more sense to say something like "she's sweet as pie, but if you break her heart she'll be turn as sour as bad cider" or "She's hot as hell, but if you break her heart she'll turn cold as a freezer" I know that those aren't the best examples of changes, but guess what?? I'm not a rapper. 

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Mobster
2 minutes ago, MannyMonroe18 said:

"she's sweet as pie, but if you break her heart, she'll turn cold as a freezer"

-Juicy J 

 Wouldn't it make more sense to say something like "she's sweet as pie, but if you break her heart she'll be turn as sour as bad cider" or "She's hot as hell, but if you break her heart she'll turn cold as a freezer" I know that those aren't the best examples of changes, but guess what?? I'm not a rapper. 

"Shorty’s heart is on steroids
Cause her love is so strong"

But I'm only a man and I do what I can.
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DrKindnessKunt1999
13 minutes ago, HMLSwine said:

"Shorty’s heart is on steroids
Cause her love is so strong"

Oh GAWD!! I forgot about that part lol. Also, "That fairy tale ending with a knight in shining armor
She can be my Sleeping Beauty
I’m gon’ put her in a coma". Since he's Prince Charming and she's Sleeping Beauty in this situation, shouldn't he NOT want to put her in a coma?? Wouldn't he want to wake her up?? lol 

 

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FRANK1991

Macklemore's Castle

"......You like to party, I am a partier
You like to wander, I am a wanderer
Your thighs are the closet to Narnia
Is it cool if I go and get lost in that?

.....I'm mother****in' Raven Bowie and here's my cock
Rooster, Cock-a-doodle-doo sir........

.................Girl's booty was bigger than the stomach of Rick Ross
Holy mother mountain of tender tendon to get lost in
Bounce, bounce, that castle booty, that bottom
Make it wobble, wobbly-waddle 'til my third leg has to hobble..........

........Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of a party
In the night, in the middle of a party
Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of the night
In the middle of a party
Brought it home and threw it on the carpet
Sit and kill a coyote, I'm starving
Who wants to eat a coyote?

Who wants to eat a coyote?
Who wants to eat a coyote?"

 

I love this song tho :air:

 

Cause once you let it go you better know it's gone
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holy scheisse
1 hour ago, Evo said:

I love Iggy but

you'll never catch your Adam without Eve

you'll never catch your Blue without Steve5

:rip:

PS: It's the rap bridge of Kingdom Come

shes referencing blues clues now :laughga:

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