darkchylde 14,857 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 "She's not ALWAYS locked in the basement. When she was 'first' spoted, she didn't break free. People just noticed her for the first time, but she's always been here and there.", stated the pop singer. "I let her out sometimes, when I need to -because I'm a busy person- and she helps me with my agenda. It's really nice of her, even if she has no choice" said Demi, while playing with her fingers with what seemed to be a large number of keys of different sizes. "In fact, I let her out this noon to help me cope with the AMAs. I will perform twice so, in order to be two places at the same time, I got the same dress twice and made her walk the red carpet for me". Picture of POOT, alledgely Demi Lovato's sister, tonight at the American Music Awards' red carpet. If you buy 'Confident' on iTunes, Demi Lovato's latest album, she's promised to pay for electricity & water on her twin sister's basement. She also stated that "if these faggets get enough copies of my sht I will even let her eat some pie for dessert tonight". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkers 3,515 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Source? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warholian 6,880 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Fun fact: Demi was the one trapped in the basement when she was a child while Poot impersonated her. Kevin Parker, Mac Demarco, Mark Ronson, and a stoned Lady Gaga. Need I say more? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkchylde 14,857 Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 Just now, Checkers said: Source? https://twitter.com/ddlovato/status/668492237676765184 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GloZell Green 11,723 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Ya let out Poot Levaters so she cn se the werld Lady Gaga | Shakira Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haroon 49,685 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Please include a source otherwise this thread will be locked Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen 30,266 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 1 minute ago, Haroon said: Please include a source otherwise this thread will be locked Source?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkchylde 14,857 Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 2 minutes ago, Haroon said: Please include a source otherwise this thread will be locked I tried to post with the funny tag but there's not one? Why has it been deleted I need to troll with these things from now on then. Please don't give me WP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haroon 49,685 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 2 minutes ago, VenusOddity said: I tried to post with the funny tag but there's not one? Why has it been deleted I need to troll with these things from now on then. Please don't give me WP. Not in the Entertainment News section there isn't The Entertainment Talk section has the 'Funny' tag and is where this thread should've been made Moved it there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haroon 49,685 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 7 minutes ago, Steve Nasty said: Source?? You never know with Demi, especially after the mug-dish incident Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spock 20,290 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny Poot and all her try-hard friends got boring a day after who will love me when the night is over Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkchylde 14,857 Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 Just now, Spock said: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny Poot and all her try-hard friends got boring a day after C'mon, I tried, don't judge me too hard over this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobster 14,604 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 4 minutes ago, VenusOddity said: C'mon, I tried, don't judge me too hard over this. I thought it was funny But I'm only a man and I do what I can. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spock 20,290 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 9 minutes ago, VenusOddity said: C'mon, I tried, don't judge me too hard over this. Sorry henny who will love me when the night is over Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lego 44,165 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 14 minutes ago, VenusOddity said: C'mon, I tried, don't judge me too hard over this. it was funny. I actually believed she said all this and was like "finally! embrace your poot." Now I'm disappointed. FreePalestine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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