Serendipity 7,821 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 1. Nicki Minaj = 麻辣鸡 = Spicy Chicken[Nicki Minaj = 麻辣鸡 = Spicy Chicken]Jason Merritt / Getty Images2. Avril Lavigne = 酵母 = Yeast[Avril Lavigne = 酵母 = Yeast]John Parra / Getty Images3. Justin Bieber = 丁日 = ****[Justin Bieber = 丁日 = ****]Handout / Getty Images4. Kim Kardashian = 金大妈 = Aunt Kim[Kim Kardashian = 金大妈 = Aunt Kim]Frederick M. Brown / Getty Images5. Jay Leno = 下巴 = The Chin[Jay Leno = 下巴 = The Chin]Jemal Countess / Getty Images6. Lady Gaga = 康敏苏 = Coming Soon*[Lady Gaga = 康敏苏 = Coming Soon*]Jason Merritt / Getty Images*Because her album is always coming soon.7. Ellie Goulding = 绵羊 = Sheep*[Ellie Goulding = 绵羊 = Sheep*]Quinn Rooney / Getty Images*Because she sounds like a sheep.8. Jennifer Lawrence = 大表姐 = Eldest Cousin*[Jennifer Lawrence = 大表姐 = Eldest Cousin*]Jason Merritt / Getty Images*Because she’s cool like the oldest cousin.9. Eminem = 拇爷 = Grandfather Thumb[Eminem = 拇爷 = Grandfather Thumb]Michael Loccisano / Getty Images10. Tom Hardy = 汤老湿 = Always Wet[Tom Hardy = 汤老湿 = Always Wet]Tommaso Boddi / Getty Images11. Matt Bomer = 孔雀 = Peacock*[Matt Bomer = 孔雀 = Peacock*]Jason Merritt / Getty Images*Because peacocks are perfection.12. Ed Sheeran = 毛绒绒 = Furry & Cute[Ed Sheeran = 毛绒绒 = Furry & Cute]Santiago Felipe / Getty Images13. Miley Cyrus = 舌婊 = Tongue Bitch[Miley Cyrus = 舌婊 = Tongue Bitch]Theo Wargo / Getty Images14. Lana Del Rey = 打雷姐 = Thunder Sister[Lana Del Rey = 打雷姐 = Thunder Sister]Giuseppe Cacace / AFP / Getty Images15. Calvin Harris = 高富帅 = Tall, Rich, Hot[Calvin Harris = 高富帅 = Tall, Rich, Hot]Tristan Fewings / Getty Images16. Britney Spears = 小甜甜 = Little Sweetie OR 星巴克 = Queen Of Starbucks[Britney Spears = 小甜甜 = Little Sweetie OR 星巴克 = Queen Of Starbucks]Jason Merritt / Getty Images17. Justin Timberlake = 贾老板 = Boss Jia*[Justin Timberlake = 贾老板 = Boss Jia*]Jason Merritt / Getty Images*Jia sounds like his name.18. Meryl Streep = 梅姨 = Auntie Mei[Meryl Streep = 梅姨 = Auntie Mei]John Phillips / Getty Images19. The Weeknd = 盆栽哥 = Brother Potted Plant[The Weeknd = 盆栽哥 = Brother Potted Plant]Ethan Miller / Getty Images20. Bruno Mars = 火星哥 = Mars Brother[Bruno Mars = 火星哥 = Mars Brother]Pool / Getty Images21. Rihanna = 山东天后 = Queen Of ShaDong Province[Rihanna = 山东天后 = Queen Of ShaDong Province]Christopher Polk / Getty Images*Because “We Found Love” sound like “潍坊的爱”which means“love from weifang.” Weifang is a city in ShanDong province22. Taylor Swift = 霉霉 = Unlucky* or 公车霉 = Bus**[Taylor Swift = 霉霉 = Unlucky* or 公车霉 = Bus**]Fernando Leon / Getty Images*Unlucky because of love** Bus because she has dated a bus load of men23. Kesha = 钱婆 = Money Woman[Kesha = 钱婆 = Money Woman]Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images24. Mariah Carey = 牛姐 = Cow Sister*[Mariah Carey = 牛姐 = Cow Sister*]Jamie Mccarthy / Getty Images*Cows are seen as awesome. It basically means “awesome sister.”25. Ariana Grande = 小牛牛 = Little Cow*[Ariana Grande = 小牛牛 = Little Cow*]Tommaso Boddi / Getty Images*Again, “cow” means awesome.26. One Direction = 小破团 = Little Broken Team[One Direction = 小破团 = Little Broken Team]Stephen Lovekin / Getty Images27. Demi Lovato = 呆米 = Rock Princess[Demi Lovato = 呆米 = Rock Princess]Ethan Miller / Getty Images28. Selena Gomez = 傻脸 = Silly Face[Selena Gomez = 傻脸 = Silly Face]Jamie Mccarthy / Getty Images29. Kristen Stewart = l面瘫女 = Stone Faced Girl[Kristen Stewart = l面瘫女 = Stone Faced Girl]Jason Merritt / Getty Images30. Carly Rae Jepsen = Squat Sister*[Carly Rae Jepsen = Squat Sister*]Cindy Ord / Getty Images*Because she’s always squatting on her album covers.31. Ryan Gosling = 高司令 = High General[Ryan Gosling = 高司令 = High General]Brad Barket / Getty Images32. Gisele Bundchen = 吉娘娘 = Queen G[Gisele Bundchen = 吉娘娘 = Queen G]Chung Sung-jun / Getty Images33. Katy Perry = 水果姐 = Fruit Sister[Katy Perry = 水果姐 = Fruit Sister]Tasso Marcelo / AFP / Getty Images34. Benedict Cumberbatch = 卷福 = Curly Blessing[Benedict Cumberbatch = 卷福 = Curly Blessing] X See talent here-->http://bit.ly/2eqeUxK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serendipity 7,821 Posted October 21, 2015 Author Share Posted October 21, 2015 6. Lady Gaga = 康敏苏 = Coming Soon* See talent here-->http://bit.ly/2eqeUxK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serendipity 7,821 Posted October 21, 2015 Author Share Posted October 21, 2015 24. Mariah Carey = 牛姐 = Cow Sister* [Mariah Carey = 牛姐 = Cow Sister*]Jamie Mccarthy / Getty Images *Cows are seen as awesome. It basically means “awesome sister.” See talent here-->http://bit.ly/2eqeUxK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Professor 1,060 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 19. The Weeknd = 盆栽哥 = Brother Potted Plant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 92,329 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 SOON If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riot Poof 2,236 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 24. Mariah Carey = 牛姐 = Cow Sister* [Mariah Carey = 牛姐 = Cow Sister*]Jamie Mccarthy / Getty Images *Cows are seen as awesome. It basically means “awesome sister.” omg. I thought it was their version of "Moomoo" or "Mooriah." I'm not a woman. I'm not a man. I am something that you'll never understand. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riot Poof 2,236 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Coming Soon. Unlucky/Bus. Squat Sister. Cow Sister. Little Cow. I'm not a woman. I'm not a man. I am something that you'll never understand. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auro 1,822 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 12. Ed Sheeran = 毛绒绒 = Furry & CuteLooks like I have some competition He/They Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARTPOPdidntflop 3,987 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Gaga x Nicki x Azealia x Ariana x Kesha x Bey Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterAndGrease 591 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Hillarious!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flippy 11,316 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 No lies detected TMBT 3.22.11 // TBTWB 1.17.13 // ArtRAVE 6.3.14 // C2CT 5.28.15 // TJWT 8.13.17 // Chromatica World Tour 9.8.22 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Child 18,997 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Queen of Starbucks ‘If religion be the cause of disunity, then irreligion is surely to be preferred.’ ‘Abdu’l-Bahá Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebeldeFaith 4,482 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 I saw this months ago. It's still very hilarious! They also call Ariana Grande "Little Cow", Leonardo DiCaprio "Pikachu" and Katy Perry "Fruit Sister". Those are the only ones I remember. I think the Gaga one is new tho. Something something idk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florian 19,871 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 and Katy Perry "Fruit Sister". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serendipity 7,821 Posted October 22, 2015 Author Share Posted October 22, 2015 AP less than a day ago See talent here-->http://bit.ly/2eqeUxK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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