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Taylor Swift And Calvin Harris Might Have Taken A “Break” (rumor)


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Lower your black veil over your face and merge your car with the funeral procession.Calvin Harris is no longer remixing Taylor Swift’s vagina. At least that’s what the one hundred percent reliable Grazia magazine (via Metro) is saying. Your mileage on this one may vary.

The blondenesses may have welcomed the dreaded “break” to their relationship stage. Both of them supposedly got freaked out over marriage rumors. Calvin is also said to be particularly distressed over the intense scrutiny that comes with dating Tay Tay and her insufferable brand. It probably didn’t help that he got spotted visiting an alleged rub n’ tug joint, either.

 

Talk of them marrying freaked them both out, neither is ready and suddenly having all this speculation took its toll. Calvin has found the circus surrounding their relationship overwhelming,’ the source said. ‘It was incredibly intense so they’ve taken a step back and are cooling things off.

 

Oh, and this next sentence gave ME a spiritual rub n’ tug.

 

Taylor was incandescent with rage when she saw the pictures and told him she wanted to break it off with him then and there. She felt humiliated that her boyfriend had been caught at such a seedy place.

 

#IncandescentWithRage! Tay Tay was aglow with fury! She ripped the heads off all of her American Girl Special Edition Taylor Swift prototypes! #Pray4TayTayAndDJ

 

http://dlisted.com/2015/10/11/taylor-swift-and-calvin-harris-might-have-taken-a-break/

 

 

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TimisaMonster

Looks like she's ready to write her next album then...did you guys think it would last? She's done this a million times...

Stream my new single, 💜"Heartbeat"💜, on Spotify!
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I am so ready for the ignorant drags and stale shade to flood this thread though

who will love me when the night is over
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holy scheisse

I'm beginning to think that Taylor is a horrible girlfriend since every man leaves her

:reductive2:

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"Calvin Harris is no longer remixing Taylor Swift’s vagina" :ghost: People are so creative :dead: 

If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating.
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Redstreak

Calvin Harris is no longer remixing Taylor Swift’s vagina

 

There's no ****ing way this is a reputable site :rip: 

Take a moment to think of just flexibility, love, and trust~
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