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Lady Gaga stuns as "The Countess" in American Horror Story: Hotel premier. 

 

21 reasons why we love the countess (Buzzfeed)

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"Thousands of people hospitalized for torn vocal cords after 'AHS: Hotel' premiere"

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"Where The F*ck Is The Mattress?"

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FGGrayson

Here's mine:

 

The first episode of AHS Hotel  breaks ratings records with 12 million viewers!

Lady Gaga's brilliant acting debut on AHS Hotel left us speechless!

Jessica Lange who?
 

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𝗟𝗮𝗱𝘆 𝗚𝗮𝗴𝗮 • 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝗠𝗼𝗼𝗿𝗲 • 𝗦𝗼𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗲-𝗘𝗹𝗹𝗶𝘀 𝗕𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗼𝗿 • 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘀 𝗝𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀𝗼𝗻
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"Gaga disappoints with not-so-professional acting skills. Ratings plummet within first 30 minutes."

"Her ARTPOP era just won't let up."

 

:saladga: 

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bradshaw

Bumping this thread  :teehee:

"Blood Soaked And Glamourous, Lady Gaga kills her way through AHS: Hotel"

"Lady Gaga dazzles in 'Hotel' – who will she kill next? Katy Perry?"

"Pop Star Lady GaGa ventures into the world of American Horror Story, her 2013 release 'ARTPOP' was still a critical failure"

^ *inserts that one pic of gaga we all hate*

 

"Lady Gaga - a ratings success but fails to attract viewers between ages 18-40, does she repel our youth?"

"AHS: HOTEL BOMBS IN RATINGS — HERE'S 10 REASONS WHY LADY GAGA IS OVER"

"American Horror Story: Hotel ratings decline 3% from 'Freakshow' should Ryan Murphy replace Gaga with Taylor Swift?"

 

inb4 these actually happen… :toofunny:

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ViviLittleM

 

 

"AHS: HOTEL BOMBS IN RATINGS — HERE'S 10 REASONS WHY LADY GAGA IS OVER"

"American Horror Story: Hotel ratings decline 3% from 'Freakshow' should Ryan Murphy replace Gaga with Taylor Swift?"

 

inb4 these actually happen… :toofunny:

your post is a joke but it can happen

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