Jesse Pinkman 4,660 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Shoulders sideways, smack it, smack it in the airLegs movin' side to side, smack it in the airLegs movin' side to side, smack you in the airShoulders sideways, smack it, smack it in the airSmack it, smack it in the airLegs movin' side to side, smack it, smack it in the airSmack it, smack it in the airWave your hands side to side, put it in the airWave your hands side to side, put it in the airClap, clap, clap like you don't careSmack that, clap, clap, clap like you don't care(I know you care)Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap itFoot up, my foot upHold up now my foot upI'm spinnin' my foot upFoot up yeah my foot upI'm spinnin' my foot upPut my foot down yeah my hands upMy hands up, my hands up(Flexin')Flexin' while my hands upMy hands up, my hands upI stand up with my hands upThen I put up, my hands upI put up, my hands upI put up, my hands upThen I'm spinnin' all my hands up(Spinnin')Spinnin' while my hands up(Spinnin')Spinnin' while my hands up(Spinnin')Spinnin' while my hands upThen I'm tippin' all my hands upSpinnin', I'm spinnin', I'm spinnin' while my hands upI'm Spinnin', I'm spinnin', I'm spinnin' while my hands up(Drank)Hold that cup like alcohol, hold that cup like alcoholHold that cup like alcoholDon't you drop that alcoholNever drop that alcohol, never drop that alcoholI know you thinkin' bout alcoholI know I'm thinkin' bout that alcoholMan it feel like rollin' dice, man it feel like rollin' diceSeven eleven, seven eleven, seven twice, man seven twiceMan it feel like rollin' dice, man this feel like rollin' diceMan it feel like rollin' diceSeven twice, seven twiceGirl I'm tryna kick it with youGirl I'm tryna kick it with youMan I'm tryna kick it with youMy feet up, I kick it with youMan I swear I kick it with youMan I swear I kick it with youGirl I wanna kick it with youMan I know I kick it with youYeah I spin' around and I kick it with youShoulders sideways, smack it, smack it in the airLegs movin' side to side, smack it in the airLegs movin' side to side, smack you in the airShoulders sideways, smack it, smack it in the airSmack it, smack it in the airLegs movin' side to side, smack it, smack it in the airSmack it, smack it in the airWave your hands side to side, put it in the airWave your hands side to side, put it in the airClap, clap, clap like you don't careSmack that, clap, clap, clap like you don't care(I know you care)Wave your hands side to sideWave your hands side to sideWave your hands side to sideWave your hands side to sideOoh wee be-be freaky deakyThink me she pink bikiniRock that groovy dye dashikiNefertiti, edges kinkySweatin' out my blow outSweatin' out my pressesTrick about to go offMad cause I'm so freshFresher than youI'm fresher than youFresher than you7/11 remains the turn up anthem of the year. It's science, bitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kacey Elizabeth 900 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Oh, take me down to the riverUnderneath the blood-orange sunSay my name like a scriptureKeep my heart beating like a drum-Katy Perry (Legendary Lovers)makes me cringe so much when she (her team) tries to appropriate eastern culture into her musicAs someone else said, those are some of her best lyrics ever. And people like you always call everything cultural appropriation. Your Candy Perfume Girl Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow 1,582 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I'm sorry but I have to go with Garden panties -mess -_- there's no words to describe how much I loath those lyrics. -_- (Please don't attack me for it) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop 4,541 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 “Cause I understand you/We see eye-to-eye/Like a double rainbow in the sky/And wherever you go, so will I/Cause a double rainbow is hard to find.” - Katy PerryTragic.Double Rainbows don't have eyes. The Taylor Brigade: KNOCKOUT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epione 10,896 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 "My pu**y tastes like Pepsi ColaMy eyes are wide like cherry pies"Lana Del Rey "I got a big fat ass, big d**ks follow" Nicki Minaj Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kacey Elizabeth 900 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 “Cause I understand you/We see eye-to-eye/Like a double rainbow in the sky/And wherever you go, so will I/Cause a double rainbow is hard to find.” - Katy PerryTragic.Double Rainbows don't have eyes. There are things such as metaphors and playing with different words and lining them together in songwriting. Your Candy Perfume Girl Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prismatic 4,789 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 There are things such as metaphors and playing with different words and lining them together in songwriting. my child, have you not learned that some people are just not worth our time. it scares me how artist one dislike, one would know so much about and even talk about her constantly. I Only Stan For Risk Takers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GloZell Green 11,723 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 You were the freak kingOf the piercing shop,All the girls thought they could sing,But they're really not ****.I don't get itYou're looking like a man,You're talking like a baby.How the **** is your song ina Coke commercial, crazy?I don't get it,Your taste once exquisite.What happened to Brooklyn,What happened to New York?What happened to my scene,What happened to punk rock, rock?You called me the queen of the downtown scene, babe.How the **** would you switch it up and then replace me?I don't get it, I'm so legit.Tell me was it 'cause I wasn't platinum and jewels?That perhaps you thought I was a little bit even uncool.Kid, was that it?Stefani, you suck, I know you're selling twenty million.Wish they could have seen you when we booed you off in Williamsburg.You're hurt, I know my words don't hurt, yeah.Oh, girl, I see you walking 'round in your pearls,Thinking that you're number one.You're so funny, 'cause honey, you're not.What happened to Brooklyn, the last frontier?They said you could make it anywhere, If you can make it here.But, where?No magic in the air?What happened to Brooklyn,What happened to our scene, baby?Have we all gone Gaga crazy?Remember when the streets used to bedangerous and we were born bad,And we were born bad?Punk rock, punk rock.The boys used to punch each other in the face,and girls were walking around wasted.And everybody had a good night,Come back in the sunlight.Punk rock, Punk rock.Rock. Lady Gaga | Shakira Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan 3,881 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I wouldn't say "dumb", but the joke is a bit too random and may be offensive to some people:"So torn, took more shots than World War" - Brooke Candy, Feel Yourself (Alcohol) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveandMagic 1,731 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 My humps. My hump, my hump, my hump. You love my lady lumps,In the back and in the front. Not the worst thing ever, but to me that whole song felt like it was written in a hot minute. (Beats really nice though). Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show. I should really just relax." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrawberryBlond 14,880 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 "Jump in my hoopty hoopty hoop, I own that." - Nicki Minaj - Starships.A lot of Nicki's discography has bad lyrics, although she has got better with her new album. I don't think this lyric gets apprciated for its mind-blowing stupidity, though. It means literally nothing."Standing here in vain, like a little caterpillar in the rain." - Lena - Caterpillar in the Rain.Ok, English may not be her first language but she did have a professional songwriting team."You see these tears falling down to my ears?" - Beyonce - I Care.I actually like this song and this lyric may be a bit dumb but it's funny dumb! She says it with so much emotion and conviction that it makes it funnier! I told my dad about this lyric and he suggested she's lying in her bed crying, so her tears and sliding down her cheeks and across, making them roll to her ears. A good interpretation, but it still sounds hilarious!"You've never loved your stomach or your thighs, the dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine, but I love them endlessly." - One Direction - Little Things.Not only is it quite hilarious how listing the things this girl's insecure about will only make her more insecure, but some descriptions are just far too specific. Dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine? She won't even be aware of them! The only guys who notice stuff that irrelevant are serial killers!"I poured a beer into my shoe and got my freak on." - Madonna - B***h, I'm Madonna.There are no words. She's tarnishing her legacy unnecessaily with stuff like this."The players gonna play, play, play, play, play, the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off, shake it off, heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break, fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, I'm just gonna shake shake, shake, shake it off, shake it off, woo hoo hoo!." - Taylor Swift - Shake It Off.This is the girl who's being boosted up as one of the best songwriters of modern times, people. Artists who have written better than this have yet to achieve this accolade. Other artists would be slammed for writing lyrics this dumb, she gets praise. Think about that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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