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Jesse Pinkman

Shoulders sideways, smack it, smack it in the air
Legs movin' side to side, smack it in the air
Legs movin' side to side, smack you in the air
Shoulders sideways, smack it, smack it in the air
Smack it, smack it in the air
Legs movin' side to side, smack it, smack it in the air
Smack it, smack it in the air

Wave your hands side to side, put it in the air
Wave your hands side to side, put it in the air
Clap, clap, clap like you don't care
Smack that, clap, clap, clap like you don't care
(I know you care)

Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap it
Foot up, my foot up
Hold up now my foot up
I'm spinnin' my foot up
Foot up yeah my foot up
I'm spinnin' my foot up
Put my foot down yeah my hands up
My hands up, my hands up
(Flexin')
Flexin' while my hands up
My hands up, my hands up
I stand up with my hands up
Then I put up, my hands up
I put up, my hands up
I put up, my hands up
Then I'm spinnin' all my hands up
(Spinnin')
Spinnin' while my hands up
(Spinnin')
Spinnin' while my hands up
(Spinnin')
Spinnin' while my hands up
Then I'm tippin' all my hands up
Spinnin', I'm spinnin', I'm spinnin' while my hands up
I'm Spinnin', I'm spinnin', I'm spinnin' while my hands up
(Drank)
Hold that cup like alcohol, hold that cup like alcohol
Hold that cup like alcohol
Don't you drop that alcohol
Never drop that alcohol, never drop that alcohol
I know you thinkin' bout alcohol
I know I'm thinkin' bout that alcohol
Man it feel like rollin' dice, man it feel like rollin' dice
Seven eleven, seven eleven, seven twice, man seven twice
Man it feel like rollin' dice, man this feel like rollin' dice
Man it feel like rollin' dice
Seven twice, seven twice
Girl I'm tryna kick it with you
Girl I'm tryna kick it with you
Man I'm tryna kick it with you
My feet up, I kick it with you
Man I swear I kick it with you
Man I swear I kick it with you
Girl I wanna kick it with you
Man I know I kick it with you
Yeah I spin' around and I kick it with you

Shoulders sideways, smack it, smack it in the air
Legs movin' side to side, smack it in the air
Legs movin' side to side, smack you in the air
Shoulders sideways, smack it, smack it in the air
Smack it, smack it in the air
Legs movin' side to side, smack it, smack it in the air
Smack it, smack it in the air

Wave your hands side to side, put it in the air
Wave your hands side to side, put it in the air
Clap, clap, clap like you don't care
Smack that, clap, clap, clap like you don't care
(I know you care)

Wave your hands side to side
Wave your hands side to side
Wave your hands side to side
Wave your hands side to side
Ooh wee be-be freaky deaky
Think me she pink bikini
Rock that groovy dye dashiki
Nefertiti, edges kinky
Sweatin' out my blow out
Sweatin' out my presses
Trick about to go off
Mad cause I'm so fresh
Fresher than you
I'm fresher than you
Fresher than you

7/11 remains the turn up anthem of the year.

It's science, bitch
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Kacey Elizabeth

Oh, take me down to the river
Underneath the blood-orange sun
Say my name like a scripture
Keep my heart beating like a drum

-Katy Perry (Legendary Lovers)

makes me cringe so much when she (her team) tries to appropriate eastern culture into her music

As someone else said, those are some of her best lyrics ever. And people like you always call everything cultural appropriation.

Your Candy Perfume Girl
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I'm sorry but I have to go with Garden panties -mess -_- there's no words to describe how much I loath those lyrics. -_- 

(Please don't attack me for it)

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“Cause I understand you/We see eye-to-eye/Like a double rainbow in the sky/And wherever you go, so will I/Cause a double rainbow is hard to find.” - Katy Perry

Tragic.

Double Rainbows don't have eyes. 

 

The Taylor Brigade: KNOCKOUT
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Epione

"My pu**y tastes like Pepsi Cola
My eyes are wide like cherry pies"

Lana Del Rey

"I got a big fat ass, big d**ks follow"

Nicki Minaj

:awkney:

 

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Kacey Elizabeth

“Cause I understand you/We see eye-to-eye/Like a double rainbow in the sky/And wherever you go, so will I/Cause a double rainbow is hard to find.” - Katy Perry

Tragic.

Double Rainbows don't have eyes. 

 

There are things such as metaphors and playing with different words and lining them together in songwriting. 

Your Candy Perfume Girl
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Prismatic

There are things such as metaphors and playing with different words and lining them together in songwriting. 

my child, have you not learned that some people are just not worth our time. it scares me how artist one dislike, one would know so much about and even talk about her constantly. 

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GloZell Green

You were the freak king
Of the piercing shop,
All the girls thought they could sing,
But they're really not ****.
I don't get it

You're looking like a man,
You're talking like a baby.
How the **** is your song in
a Coke commercial, crazy?
I don't get it,
Your taste once exquisite.

What happened to Brooklyn,
What happened to New York?
What happened to my scene,
What happened to punk rock, rock?

You called me the queen of the downtown scene, babe.
How the **** would you switch it up and then replace me?
I don't get it, I'm so legit.

Tell me was it 'cause I wasn't platinum and jewels?
That perhaps you thought I was a little bit even uncool.
Kid, was that it?

Stefani, you suck, I know you're selling twenty million.
Wish they could have seen you when we booed you off in Williamsburg.
You're hurt, I know my words don't hurt, yeah.

Oh, girl, I see you walking 'round in your pearls,
Thinking that you're number one.
You're so funny, 'cause honey, you're not.

What happened to Brooklyn, the last frontier?
They said you could make it anywhere, 
If you can make it here.
But, where?
No magic in the air?

What happened to Brooklyn,
What happened to our scene, baby?
Have we all gone Gaga crazy?
Remember when the streets used to be
dangerous and we were born bad,
And we were born bad?

Punk rock, punk rock.

The boys used to punch each other in the face,
and girls were walking around wasted.
And everybody had a good night,
Come back in the sunlight.

Punk rock, Punk rock.

Rock.

Lady Gaga | Shakira
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I wouldn't say "dumb", but the joke is a bit too random and may be offensive to some people:

"So torn, took more shots than World War" -  Brooke Candy, Feel Yourself (Alcohol)

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LoveandMagic

My humps. 

My hump, my hump, my hump. 

You love my lady lumps,

In the back and in the front. 

 

Not the worst thing ever, but to me that whole song felt like it was written in a hot minute. (Beats really nice though).

Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show. I should really just relax."
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StrawberryBlond

"Jump in my hoopty hoopty hoop, I own that." - Nicki Minaj - Starships.

A lot of Nicki's discography has bad lyrics, although she has got better with her new album. I don't think this lyric gets apprciated for its mind-blowing stupidity, though. It means literally nothing.

"Standing here in vain, like a little caterpillar in the rain." - Lena - Caterpillar in the Rain.

Ok, English may not be her first language but she did have a professional songwriting team.

"You see these tears falling down to my ears?" - Beyonce - I Care.

I actually like this song and this lyric may be a bit dumb but it's funny dumb! She says it with so much emotion and conviction that it makes it funnier! I told my dad about this lyric and he suggested she's lying in her bed crying, so her tears and sliding down her cheeks and across, making them roll to her ears. A good interpretation, but it still sounds hilarious!

"You've never loved your stomach or your thighs, the dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine, but I love them endlessly." - One Direction - Little Things.

Not only is it quite hilarious how listing the things this girl's insecure about will only make her more insecure, but some descriptions are just far too specific. Dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine? She won't even be aware of them! The only guys who notice stuff that irrelevant are serial killers!

"I poured a beer into my shoe and got my freak on." - Madonna - B***h, I'm Madonna.

There are no words. She's tarnishing her legacy unnecessaily with stuff like this.

"The players gonna play, play, play, play, play, the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off, shake it off, heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break, fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, I'm just gonna shake shake, shake, shake it off, shake it off, woo hoo hoo!." - Taylor Swift - Shake It Off.

This is the girl who's being boosted up as one of the best songwriters of modern times, people. Artists who have written better than this have yet to achieve this accolade. Other artists would be slammed for writing lyrics this dumb, she gets praise. Think about that.

 

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