brizoda 3,856 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 8. Lou ReedIn what is perhaps the rock-and-roll conspiracy theory to end all rock-and-roll conspiracy theories, I have to mention the one about Lada Gaga killing Lou Reed. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: According to this story, Lady Gaga desperately wanted Lou Reed to act as a creative consultant on her 2014 album ARTPOP, which was meant to be a near song-by-song homage to the Velvet Underground’s most beloved and influential tracks. Though Reed, lured by a $1.2 million fee, initially signed on to help guide the project, he quickly fell out of love with the music and began distancing himself from the record, going so far as to badmouth it to associates and friends.Gaga, already enraged because Reed couldn’t seem to stop publicly gushing about Kanye’s Yeezy (if you haven’t read his glowing Talkhouse review of the album, you absolutely should), flew into revenge mode. The rest involves Gaga and her team, including some of the biggest executives in music, somehow infiltrating Reed’s hospital room following surgery for a liver transplant, poisoning him via an IV, and ensuring his negative words about ARTPOP would never reach public ears. (It’s pretty elaborate; there’s more here, if you really need it.) And yet, the album went on to disappointing sales, proving Lou Reed’s incredibly discriminating taste was right after all. And there you have it.http://www.alternet.org/media/top-8-rock-and-roll-death-conspiracies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinladen 1,527 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Lady Gaga spotted leaving the crime scene Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lego 44,165 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Lada Gaga? Russian car - Lada? lol Who invents these? FreePalestine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodo 313 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 This is almost as bad as some people thinking "artists" are part of the illuminati. Oh, and that the illuminati itself exists. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Down 2,807 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Delete it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife 6,888 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I believe every word of this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flippy 12,921 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 TMBT 3.22.11 // TBTWB 1.17.13 // ArtRAVE 6.3.14 // C2CT 5.28.15 // TJWT 8.13.17 // CWT 9.8.22 // TMB 7.22.25 & 7.24.25 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
monketsharona 81,578 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Once you kill a cow you gotta make a burger Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elijahfan 26,297 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 ... and why are we giving this bull**** attention? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeoFameMonster 1,592 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If it was true a lot of people would be dead, Remember when Gaga has tons of haters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Down 2,807 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Then she would have killed Madonna, Katy Perry, Troy Carter and so many others... This is so hilarious Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CannaeDrive 3,412 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 So it was her? I knew it! "Fame Is A Boomerang" - Maria Callas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lego 44,165 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 she's not even hiding it. FreePalestine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
retroglamx 5,177 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Pink flamingos always fascinated me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkchylde 14,857 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 *Googles Lou Red* kay y'all Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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