Electric Venus 484 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 I was at this lake, having my first swim for the summer and although it was cold in the water it was quite pleasant and I finally got to try on my new super cute bikini. So anyway there’s this ten feet high, floating jumping tower out in the middle of the lake and I swam there to go practice my jumps. So I swatted away some annoying kids who were looking inappropriately at my body, and climbed the ladder up to the top platform, (there were three all in all, at different heights), and jumped. There was a BANG, an explosion of pain, and then it all went black. The next thing I knew I was being dragged through the water, by a man, and blood was running down my face and into my mouth. I didn’t have any idea what had happened, my head was spinning and throbbing and I felt like I was going to throw up. The man who was dragging me was like 40 or something and towed me towards the floating platform. I didn’t like this situation at all - at all. I asked him what had happened (in a very slurred tone) and he told me I had hit my head on the way down from the jumping platform, that I had been knocked unconscious and that I had been under water for at least two minutes. He said that he had been lucky to have felt my hand in the depths and that I was nearly at the bottom when he pulled me up. He carried me up the little ladder and laid me down on the wooden boards of the floating platform. People were gathering around us, gasping, screaming, crying. I was astonished, I couldn’t believe it, I couldn’t believe I was alive. I was feeling like **** though, I was woozy, I was in pain, but most of all, most of all, I was disgusted.I was disgusted at this hairy man having felt it appropriate to touch my body like that. To grab me forcefully and pull me in what ever direction HE wanted to go. He took control of my body down there in the cold water, when I was unconscious and unable to look out for myself, he touched my all-but-bikini bare body when I was KNOCKED out and unable to struggle. Him, being a white man, felt he had the right to possess my milky body - to put his rough hands on my innocent flesh and command my body to come with him to the surface. I did NOT give him consent, in fact I was UNABLE to give consent and yet he grabbed me around my waist and gripped my hand and pressed my body against his like we he wanted to engage in aquatic s-x.I am now charging or suing or whatever this man for rape - because what he did is literally the definition of rape - he exerted his Patriarchal power over me and did stuff to my body without my consent. Sure, he saved me from drowning, but if we start excusing rape just because our rapists did a nice thing to us, we're really just excusing rape culture. I know a lot of misogynists and anti-feminists are going to be all like “hurr durr, you should thank that man for saving you, you wouldn’t be there without him, he only touched you because he needed to save you from downing” Oh yeah and by that shoddy logic we should excuse serial killers for being nice to hitchhikers and picking them up before killing them. The truth is HE RAPED ME, HE PUT HIS HANDS ON ME WITHOUT MY CONSENT, and regardless of saving my life or not, he needs his due punishment for violating me in that disgusting way. If you don’t see anything wrong with what he did, you’re a rape apologist. Sure it was kind of a nice thing to do to save me and all, but that doesn’t excuse him raping me. Read More: http://www.thestatelyharold.com/#!A-man-saved-me-from-drowning-but-now-I-am-suing-him-for-rape-because-he-touched-me/cmbz/557480280cf219f1772c9214 is this b---h for real Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen 30,433 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 this is definitely satirical Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 99,298 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JusticeforVenus 950 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 well I guess she needs this and nobody will ever rape her again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kabexuela 1,184 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 This b---h is trying to make a buck here. To remember all that you have to be an author writing a novel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermit 15,807 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 GURL LOOK HE SAVED YA FROM DRURNING NOW LET HA HAVE SUM “For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity.” ― Jean Dubuffet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1984 16 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Sweetie, you're dumb as hell. Just go back and forcefully float yourself down to the bottom of another ****ing lake/pond or whatever you almost drowned in and stay there for about 25 minutes please. Edit: Nevermind if it's satire. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryhanna 3,507 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 This has to be a satire. It has to be.EDIT: It is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katsuki Bakugo 9,788 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Satire at its finest If All You Ever Do Is Look Down On People, You Won't Be Able To Recognize Your Own Weaknesses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayum 240 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 The most she can get is assault and that is justified by virtue of self-defenceThere is nothing indecent and no penetration. So she's just kidding with herself basically. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Man 9,245 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Aww, I'm sure the guy who saved her life is wishing rn that he didn't save her and let the this ungrateful girl drowned in to hell. "A little less conversation and a little more touch my body." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimisaMonster 31,073 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 This is such a fake... Stream my new single, 💜"Heartbeat"💜, on Spotify! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oscar 1,031 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 She made it sound like the "rapist" is the one that made her drown then raped her then "saved" her but then I finished reading and there was no indication of that so it's just plain satire. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miker 5,683 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 I'd stop reading this kind of B.S. from "The Stately Harold" Mars..........or bust! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow 6,697 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 This can't be real... If so, I guess all lifeguards should quit their jobs... Stand in the light, cast your shadow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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