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Disaster movies. You really have to admire their penchant for the over the top.

‘San Andreas’ might come with a horrendously awful script and some of the worst acting ever witnessed since the dawn of man

 

 

 

 

 

............................including an utterly pointless character called Susan played by Kylie Minogue............................................

 

 

 

 

Chances are you’ll find ‘San Andreas’ so utterly cringing that the idea of your mother performing ‘Bootylicious’ by Destiny’s Child in Downey’s Bar in Shipquay Street will start to sound appealing.

The sheer amount of verbal diarrhoea peddled in this film is enough to really make you want to consider whether or not the evolution of man has come as far as it possibly can.

You would think that after all this that it would be impossible for ‘San Andreas’ to have any redeeming features and whilst you’re, to a certain extent, on the right path, the film’s special effects are outstanding.

The sheer magnitude of the devastation caused by the earthquake is tremendous and there are moments of great suspense and entertainment.

Moville lad, Art Parkinson, is quite good as happy go lucky Ollie and does steal some scenes with great comedy timing.

‘San Andreas’ is one of those films that comes along every once in a while that in order to truly appreciate its absurd antics you really must see it for yourself!

Andrew Quinn - Derry Journal film critic

 

 

 

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how can they drag Queen like that:smh:

 

 

 

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Rat Boy

"Chances are you’ll find ‘San Andreas’ so utterly cringing that the idea of your mother performing ‘Bootylicious’ by Destiny’s Child in Downey’s Bar in Shipquay Street will start to sound appealing."

:lmao:

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Quasi

I don't watch disaster movies for the dialogue and script. I watch disaster movies to watch s*** blow up. Sometimes you just wanna tell movie critics to stop being so serious, take several seats, and enjoy the chaos.:gaga:

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Sunday

I kinda knew this was gonna happen. Movies like these are usually too weak to hold on to their weaves. :lolly:

 
Heck the acting in the trailer itself is tragic tbh. Not dragging disaster movies btw. I'm talking about the scripts and the acting.
 
 
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Iwontell

It's an action/disaster movie...ppl go to see crazy special effects, explosions, bewbs (with some luck)...they don't watch it "despite" the bad acting and ****ty script, they watch it BECAUSE of them...:lmao:

I mean, Schwarzeneger 80's action movies? Comedic gold (even if involuntarily)!

EDIT: I just remembered the reviews of "Battleship". Poor Rih :dies:

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Goosey

Don't know why people would pay to see garbage like this instead of quality pictures like the new Mad Max. Somehow San Andreas has raked in more money, though. :duck:

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Ferrer Zorola

ANY movie with THE ROCK in it is WORTH WATCHING :sara::gaycat::flirt::pole:

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Koreku

Don't know why people would pay to see garbage like this instead of quality pictures like the new Mad Max. Somehow San Andreas has raked in more money, though. :duck:

​people would rather see a high budget film with an A-List cast and explosions, no matter how bad it most obviously will be :rip: 

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Serendipity

​people would rather see a high budget film with an A-List cast and explosions, no matter how bad it most obviously will be :rip: 

​I like the Resident Evil movies although their plots are:saladga:

Paul isn't that good of a writer tbh

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Goosey

​people would rather see a high budget film with an A-List cast and explosions, no matter how bad it most obviously will be :rip: 

​Mad Max is a high budget film with an A-list cast and explosions :duck:

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Koreku

​Mad Max is a high budget film with an A-list cast and explosions :duck:

Is it? oops

i'm assuming it reeled in a good first week office despite getting beaten by San Andreas? :gaga:

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Hellspont

That's the issue with critic reviews for disaster movies. I am not buying a ticket to go watch good acting or writing, I want to see a lot of people die and the world getting destroyed which San Andreas accomplished pretty well. 

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Bad Bromance

I can't wait to see the movie to see The Rock!  :lolly:   Well, disaster movies are some of my favorite types of movies along with horror films.   :yes:

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