Miley smoking joint on stage +NSFW + sings new single "Tiger Dreams" = WTF

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There was, not too long ago, a time when not a day went by without one—usually more than one!—outrageous, salacious Miley Cyrus headline. And while Cyrus still garners her share of press these days—her Instagram account continues to buoy the tabloid-industrial complex—she has kept a slightly lower profile in recent months, even as her relationship with Patrick Schwarzenegger came to an end in quite public fashion.

But now, perhaps preparing for the lead-up to a new album cycle (we’re coming up on two years since the release of her Bangerz, after all), Cyrus packed about a month’s worth of “Cyrus gone wild!” items into one evening during her performance at the Adult Swim upfront party in New York last night (Miley Cyrus and Adult Swim is about as good as brand pairings get).

Let’s work our way though everything Miley did last night, perVariety:

— She wore butterfly wings on her back and glitter all over her face.

— After her first song, she asked, “Where’s my joint?,” before procuring one, telling the crowd she’d “grab a lighter.”

— She was magnanimous, as far as her . . . rations went, asking the audience, “Are you guys drunk yet? Are you guys high yet? . . . No?! You’re gonna be at a show where I’m dressed as a f–king butterfly and not be high? I’m down to share.” She then passed her blunt into the crowd, warning, “You better pass that back.”

— She covered songs by Johnny Cash and Led Zeppelin.

— She covered.”

— Oh, she was wearing a sheer top the whole time, exposing her pink nipple pasties and dyed armpit hair.

— She promoted her foundation, Happy Hippie, and urged the crowd to offer their help, and money, to those less fortunate.

— She performed part of a new single from her next album, which she said was called “Tiger Dreams” (clips of which are rapidly being taken down from YouTube).

And now, this morning, naturally, she has posted four Instagrams(and counting—and we really mean “counting” here, since Cyrus has never been accused of taking the “less-is-more” approach, when it comes to her Instagrams) from last night’s festivities.

If this is the kind of night Cyrus is having before the promotional cycle for this next album has even begun full-fledged, we can only imagine what sort of shenanigans we have in store for us.

 

http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/05/miley-cyrus-adult-swim-my-neck-my-back

 

 

My girl's lost it

[Serendipity 7,821]

 

Nice jam, liking it

[Staryu 6,162]

It slays, but AP.

[jsn 1,681]

 

Nice jam, liking it

​very Lana omg wow, even some of the pronunciation sounds Lana-esque 

[SissyFromSpace 20,884]

 she looks fab

[Creyk 18,958]

Wait so her new lead is 6 minutes long? 

[Ara Gem 44]

she's such a queen ugh 

[Ray of Light 8,134]

Say you'll remember me
Standing in a nice dress, staring at the sunset, babe
Red lips and rosy cheeks
Say you'll see me again even if it's just in your tiger dreams
Tiger dreams

 

[Bio 23,538]

Katy Perry - Tiger

[Jed 7,716]

Big fan of this. Might just buy the LP

[Guest]

I actually adore this song

[TimisaMonster 31,073]

Miley is trying so hard...it's cringeworthy

 

That song is like hearing a drunk girl singing karaoke badly at a bar

 

 

[Kabexuela 1,184]

Miley is trying so hard...it's cringeworthy

 

That song is like hearing a drunk girl singing karaoke badly at a bar

 

 

THANK YOU!!!  This praise for her is just lost.  She's annoying, having to curse up a storm introducing Her new song cause she's soooo cutting edge.  She needs to do her real job and be the spokesperson for Marlboro with that hick-jumpy voice.

[TimisaMonster 31,073]

THANK YOU!!!  This praise for her is just lost.  She's annoying, having to curse up a storm introducing Her new song cause she's soooo cutting edge.  She needs to do her real job and be the spokesperson for Marlboro with that hick-jumpy voice.

Literally the female Justin Bieber...

[Serendipity 7,821]

Literally the female Justin Bieber...

You sayin'

 

 

They are twins from another planet