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Kayla

Personally I think making out with someone without getting consent first is a form of s-xual assault. :manicure: It was rude of her to do it without asking before the show started.

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I thought that he did know about it and as the topic posts reads, "Liked It"? If this is untrue then no, it is pretty rude of Madonna and I would not like to be in that position. Not everyone wants to make out with "anyone".

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lego

Now I read that he was actually disgusted by her lip gloss, like it didn't taste good...but others say she didn't have any.:dies:

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Pharamon

​this is what he wrote on instagram so... :flirt:

​he didnt say that he enjoyed it so... :flirt:

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Madonna Kisses Sex Goddess Image Good Bye:

http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/music/2015/04/13/madonna-kisses-her-s-x-goddess-past-goodbye-menon.html

There was a time when millions of teenage boys fantasized about Madonna.

But after Sunday, when she surprised Drake at Coachella with a ghastly kiss that left the rapper looking like someone sprayed the inside of his mouth with Liquid-Plumr, those fantasies are now nightmares.

In the video clip, which quickly circled the globe, Madonna strides on stage in her knee-high black leather boots and not much else. Drake, unaware he is about to be disgusted, is perched on a stool.

Madonna sneaks up from behind. The music stops and she cranks up on his chin, like she’s trying to start a Ford Model T. Then she tosses her blond locks over her left shoulder and swoops down. His face becomes a sheet of glass at 180 degrees and her lips turn into a suction cup. Drake squirms, like he’s getting a root ca--l without anesthesia. He instinctively reaches for his head, like he’s trying to rip off a box jellyfish.

But Madonna has none of it. She grabs his arm and pushes it away. She uses her gloved tentacle to stroke his chest. You know those old-timey claw machines at the arcade? Madonna’s tongue was the claw and somewhere, deep inside Drake’s throat, was a prize nobody else could see.

The unwanted CPR lasts a few seconds. Then Drake slouches forward, his eyes tightly shut from the gullet trauma. He covers his mouth, like a tourist in a mountain chopper ride about to lose his lunch. Madonna stares at the back of his skull with dead eyes and smeared lipstick and disheveled hair.

Drake got a faceful of Madonna at Coachella Sunday when she leaned over for one of the most awkward kisses in recent memory.

She looks like a vampire after a three-hour blood binge. ... Hunched over, hand covering his mouth, he looked utterly revolted.

How did this happen to Madonna? How did the former s-x kitten constantly praised for her ability to “reinvent” turn into such a dull cougar? That C-word is not a shot at her age, though if a 56-year-old male singer attempted a tonsillectomy on a 28-year-old female singer at a music festival — and the female reacted like a gazelle in the jaws of a lion — some would be calling for a criminal investigation. Imagine if it were Prince with Taylor Swift.

At the very least, we’d be tossing around another C-word: creepy.

Madonna stormed the music business in the ’80s and, in a bustier and garter belt, pioneered the way for so many others who vogued in her wake. And now Madonna is officially . . . creepy. Her canon of risqué milestones — including a kiss with Britney Spears at the MTV VMAs in 2003 — has been replaced by a pamphlet of predictable provocations. She’ll probably soon put out another s-x book or film a threesome that gets “leaked” online.

The reinvention has been crushed by self-caricature.

As she exited the stage on Sunday, vanishing from the atmospheric glow of dry ice and blue lights, the crowd cheered. Drake recovered from his acute nausea in time to ask his fans one question: “Holy s--t, what the f--k just happened?”

I’ll tell you what happened, Drake. Madonna tried too hard to recapture her past. And that is the opposite of s-xy.

This is what I mean

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Miss Piggy

I'm a huge Madonna fan, but I'm really at a loss with this era. That performance was painful to watch, the backtrack, awful singing, like a really bad karaoke. She making a really big joke of herself. Remember the days Madonna doing promotion for an album was so good and flawless. Shame on you Madonna. She should also ditch her manager Guy Oseary.

 

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Please tell us more of this science.

The basic science of existance of any mammal: you are born, you are raised by your older parents, you grow up and no longer need care, you mate with someone of your age, you have children and raise them until they can care for themselves, you grow old with your mate and die. Sure, a lot of animals aren't monogamous and we don't need to be either, nor do we have to have children or even be with someone of the opposite s-x, but you get the basic idea. The species could not continue if we hooked up with people who were too old/young to produce children. While men may not go through menopause, most do become less fertile over time as their sperm count drops. And as humans, we have the ability to mate for life, so the concept of partnering with someone who may outlive us or die before us (by decades) is illogical. Therefore, we need to stay within our own generations when it comes to dating.

 

The kiss was unattractive, strange, and forced, but that has more to do with Madonna's desperation then her age.  

I disagree with your  argument against intergenerational relationships, and think you are being very judgmental. It is as "natural" to be attracted to a significantly older individual as it is "natural" to be attracted to someone of the same s-x. It seems like you are advocating for Social Darwinism, which is pretty bleak.

 

Not unattractive because she's kissing someone young enough to be her son? And he's only 10 years older than her own daughter? It would be perfectly legal and acceptable for Drake to be dating Madonna's daughter. Think about that for a minute. If you have an 18 year old, you can't be kissing a 28 year old. 

I guess I shouldn't have said "attracted to." I really should have said: "It's not natural to want to be romantically involved with someone much younger/older than you." And no, I'm not against gays as we're all human and it's never unnatural to be attracted to another human. That relationship is fine because while children can't be produced, it's still a productive relationship. i.e. both people can have a long life together and grow old together. A massive age gap relationship can make the chance of children slim/impossible and it will be short-lived as one side is likely to die much earlier than the other, resulting in heartbreak for the other side. What's productive about such a relationship? How long can you realistically hope to be with someone of a marginally different age, knowing that it will end in disaster sooner rather than later?

​Personally, I'm not interested in dating anyone more than 5 years younger/older than myself (I'd make an exception for a small technicality like 6 years or something, though). I want a person from my generation who can relate to me in lots of ways and we can reminisce about a time that we both came from. I want to feel like the person I'm with is on my level with no inferiority/superiority due to age. I'm interested in the idea of having a child and want to procreate with someone who will be fit and healthy to help me care for a child and will be around for years to come to watch their child grow up. I want to go through middle age together and elderly age together, so we experience the same life changes and hardships. Eventually, if all goes well, we die within a short while of each other. Why would I want to be with someone who feels young enough to be my son or old enough to be my dad? It would feel creepy and I'd be constantly reminded of how different we are.

Also, I've witnessed many age gap relationships either going through strain or ending badly. My own cousin is in a terrible situation with being a carer as opposed to a lover for her boyfriend who's old enough to be her dad (and has kids of his own from previous relationships). He's robbing her of her prime when she could be living a much better life with a guy her own age. I've read many a sad story about women who became young widows and single parents after their much older partner died of old age. It's so morbid. Why would anyone choose this? Don't get me wrong, I can find an older man attractive, but I know where to draw the line. Having an older man cracking on to you feels weird and gives me dad/uncle vibes. So, it's no surprise a lot of people who engage in significant age gap relationships have parental issues as this clearly is something that doesn't concern them and it should.

 

​Your post is disgusting. So we should also only be attracted to the opposites-x because it's basic science and it's vital to our species to be straight. You're disgusting me right now.

No need to be so dramatic. Would I be a Gaga fan if I was against the gays? Of course I'm fine with gay relationships, for reasons explained above. As long as a relationship has the capacity to be long-lasting, it's worthwhile. Age gaps, however, are a whole different kettle of fish as they go against one of the most fundamental parts of relationships: a long lifespan.

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The basic science of existance of any mammal: you are born, you are raised by your older parents, you grow up and no longer need care, you mate with someone of your age, you have children and raise them until they can care for themselves, you grow old with your mate and die. Sure, a lot of animals aren't monogamous and we don't need to be either, nor do we have to have children or even be with someone of the opposite s-x, but you get the basic idea. The species could not continue if we hooked up with people who were too old/young to produce children. While men may not go through menopause, most do become less fertile over time as their sperm count drops. And as humans, we have the ability to mate for life, so the concept of partnering with someone who may outlive us or die before us (by decades) is illogical. Therefore, we need to stay within our own generations when it comes to dating.

 

Not unattractive because she's kissing someone young enough to be her son? And he's only 10 years older than her own daughter? It would be perfectly legal and acceptable for Drake to be dating Madonna's daughter. Think about that for a minute. If you have an 18 year old, you can't be kissing a 28 year old. 

I guess I shouldn't have said "attracted to." I really should have said: "It's not natural to want to be romantically involved with someone much younger/older than you." And no, I'm not against gays as we're all human and it's never unnatural to be attracted to another human. That relationship is fine because while children can't be produced, it's still a productive relationship. i.e. both people can have a long life together and grow old together. A massive age gap relationship can make the chance of children slim/impossible and it will be short-lived as one side is likely to die much earlier than the other, resulting in heartbreak for the other side. What's productive about such a relationship? How long can you realistically hope to be with someone of a marginally different age, knowing that it will end in disaster sooner rather than later?

​Personally, I'm not interested in dating anyone more than 5 years younger/older than myself (I'd make an exception for a small technicality like 6 years or something, though). I want a person from my generation who can relate to me in lots of ways and we can reminisce about a time that we both came from. I want to feel like the person I'm with is on my level with no inferiority/superiority due to age. I'm interested in the idea of having a child and want to procreate with someone who will be fit and healthy to help me care for a child and will be around for years to come to watch their child grow up. I want to go through middle age together and elderly age together, so we experience the same life changes and hardships. Eventually, if all goes well, we die within a short while of each other. Why would I want to be with someone who feels young enough to be my son or old enough to be my dad? It would feel creepy and I'd be constantly reminded of how different we are.

Also, I've witnessed many age gap relationships either going through strain or ending badly. My own cousin is in a terrible situation with being a carer as opposed to a lover for her boyfriend who's old enough to be her dad (and has kids of his own from previous relationships). He's robbing her of her prime when she could be living a much better life with a guy her own age. I've read many a sad story about women who became young widows and single parents after their much older partner died of old age. It's so morbid. Why would anyone choose this? Don't get me wrong, I can find an older man attractive, but I know where to draw the line. Having an older man cracking on to you feels weird and gives me dad/uncle vibes. So, it's no surprise a lot of people who engage in significant age gap relationships have parental issues as this clearly is something that doesn't concern them and it should.

​Madonna is not going to just drop dead anytime soon... :wtf: She's really not that old. She could live 20-30 or even more years, yet. 

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​Madonna is not going to just drop dead anytime soon... :wtf: She's really not that old. She could live 20-30 or even more years, yet. 

​agreed:reductive:

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