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Cheek to Cheek #11 Worst Album of the Year according to Slant Magazine


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Chandelier IS one of the best songs of the year, if not THE best song, but how are the gonna tear down somebody that produces healthy vocals and accuse her of just "belting her way through" Jazz standards while the include a song that has sometimes questionable vocal techniques with somebody ACTUALLY belting her way through the chorus. It doesn't make sense to me, it feels like this was just included to spite her fanbase and Gaga herself.

Sia's voice felt just right on the chorus of Chandelier to me tho :awkney:

but yeah, I didn't find anything wrong in the way Gaga sings on C2C either. however, I'm not a jazz expert to say for sure  :fat:

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Gagaloo911

Ummm ok irrelevant magazine. :awkney:

 

All the legends and competent sources who actually know jazz and what they're talking about disagree  :wink:

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ARTPOPisaChoice

Gaga does possess a voice a little too theatrical for jazz, but her rendetions are filled with emotion, and the live band does an amazing job. Not to mention Tony's easy-going and soothing voice. It's not a great album, but it's not bad either.

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Economy

:toofunny:

 

Here's their little description of the album:

 

"Lady Gaga fancies herself a renaissance woman, capable of shifting genres as ably as she changes Halloween costumes. And though she claims to have been singing "jazz" all her life, she overzealously belts through the standards on Cheek to Cheek like a precocious teenager performing show tunes at a high school talent show. The difference is that this amateur is backed by a team of admittedly competent, professional musicians and, of course, Tony Bennett, who, though not exactly in peak form here, manages to escape the whole charade almost unscathed. Almost. It's tempting to praise Gaga for wiping off the war paint, but that's like giving a lollipop to a toddler for not ****ting in the living room" Sal Cinquemani

 

The last sentence kinda hurts

 

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You can see the full list here: http://www.slantmagazine.com/features/article/the-11-worst-albums-of-2014

the way she sings " i cant give you anything but love". frik, like calm down. it actually sounds like shes trying too hard :toofunny:

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TEANUS

I'm ****ing HOWLING

I feel like Gaga is Oprah and we're the bees :nooo:

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Lion Heart

Hmm., I did some snooping around:

 

This same author gave Born This Way 4/5 stars, listed Born This Way as the 2nd best music video of 2011, and the song was also listed as one of the best singles of 2011 by Slant staff. So I don't really think he's being biased like Alexa Camp and others...

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who the fu@k gives a sh!t what slant says? The world overwhelmingly disagrees. 

 

P.S. Who does a list of 11? Usually it would be 10. Did they make it 11 just to include her?

This!

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PoshLife

Hmm., I did some snooping around:

 

This same author gave Born This Way 4/5 stars, listed Born This Way as the 2nd best music video of 2011, and the song was also listed as one of the best singles of 2011 by Slant staff. So I don't really think he's being biased like Alexa Camp and others...

People change their minds though. Keep in mind Perez Hilton used to be one of Gaga's biggest fans (and best friends) and... well you know how that ended up.

 

It's en vogue to hate Gaga the past couple of years, just like it was in fashion to love her during TFM and early BTW. I think Slant is really just interested in catering to the masses.

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LeoFameMonster

I'm going to buy a plane ticket to that ratchet writer and asinine editors house and give them a lolipop and sh*t in their living room.

I 'm pissed, so trashy.  

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Firestarter

Hmm., I did some snooping around:

 

This same author gave Born This Way 4/5 stars, listed Born This Way as the 2nd best music video of 2011, and the song was also listed as one of the best singles of 2011 by Slant staff. So I don't really think he's being biased like Alexa Camp and others...

yes, I think it's just his honest opinion on the album. I actually like the way this author writes. He is a big expert on pop music (and also a big Madonna fan  :reductive: )

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