The Bling 12,253 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Welcome to the Shakira – Fijación Oral Vol. 1 Megarate CEREMONY! WE'LL START IN ONE HOUR I’ll post one song every 15 minutes, so you have time to comment and meltdown and everything I’d love to see as many of you here as possible The album got an astonishing average of 8.405 The highest and lowest score each are: @GaGaLB: 6.1 @Kandy life: 10 I myself awarded this beautiful masterpiece with an average of 9.15 Get ready for the slayage @The Bling @DISCOxHEAVEN @badgirlmeat @JustifyMyLove @BBhomemaker @Garzilazo @Kandy life @RAMROD @Texas Joanne @Salvador Sequea @LDGA @EvilRegal @Flippy @CyanDante @corvus albus @GaGaLB @Hades Special shoutout to good sis @Salvador Sequea who did the AMAZING covers you're about to see in the ceremony He's beyond talented, seriously. Thank you very much RESULTS: Spoiler #10. Escondite Inglés [6.823] #9. Obtener Un Sí [7.632] #8. Día Especial [8.076] #7. Día De Enero [8.235] #6. En Tus Pupilas [8.241] #5. La Pared [8.635] #4. Lo Imprescindible [8.658] #3. No [8.882] #2. La Tortura [8.911] #1. Las De La Intuición [9.958] Sigmund Freud, analyze this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDGA 1,260 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 I am Here, i stan No as the #1 song. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus albus 38,031 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, The Bling said: Get ready for the slayage I was born ready Spoiler not really but it's a cool punchline Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoebe Buffay 12,525 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Oh hey @The Bling Would you mind if I promoted my megarate for the good sis Bionic? Submissions are open til April 29. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipthistea 21,099 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Once again, I was a flop for not sending the rates But I'm here stanning Día De Enero, No y La Tortura (Qué es mil veces mejor que Chantaje y todo el Dorado) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus albus 38,031 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Just now, sipthistea said: Once again, I was a flop for not sending the rates But I'm here stanning Día De Enero, No y La Tortura (Qué es mil veces mejor que Chantaje y todo el Dorado) Well you won't be happy with my opinions on these songs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bling 12,253 Posted April 18, 2018 Author Share Posted April 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, EvilRegal said: Oh hey @The Bling Would you mind if I promoted my megarate for the good sis Bionic? Submissions are open til April 29. Go ahead sis, that masterpiece deserves as much recognizition as possible Sigmund Freud, analyze this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bling 12,253 Posted April 18, 2018 Author Share Posted April 18, 2018 1 minute ago, sipthistea said: Once again, I was a flop for not sending the rates But I'm here stanning Día De Enero, No y La Tortura (Qué es mil veces mejor que Chantaje y todo el Dorado) It's OK Next one you won't avoid I promise Amarillo says hi But other than that tea Sigmund Freud, analyze this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus albus 38,031 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 I just calculated for fun what my average for this album is. I gave the album an average of 6.8 and i don't even know how this happened. I awarded every song honestly but my feelings towards the album are more positive than 6.8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bling 12,253 Posted April 18, 2018 Author Share Posted April 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, corvus albus said: I just calculated for fun what my average for this album is. I gave the album an average of 6.8 and i don't even know how this happened. I awarded every song honestly but my feelings towards the album are more positive than 6.8 That happens a lot to me too S do you regret some of your low rates now? Sigmund Freud, analyze this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hades 27,980 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Thank God my rates were not low. Well i gave a 6. I'll be on the road so i'll check later cause i don't want to kill anyone if the results aren't satisfying. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus albus 38,031 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, The Bling said: That happens a lot to me too S do you regret some of your low rates now? Like is said i'm perfectly fine with the the rates the songs got but i think that 6.8 doesn't really reflect my feelings towards the album. It should be more like a 7.5/10 or maybe even more in my opinion. Probably because the album is musically very coherent and fits perfectly together. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bling 12,253 Posted April 18, 2018 Author Share Posted April 18, 2018 FIRST ONE OUT WILL BE POSTED IN 10 MINUTES Any guesses? Sigmund Freud, analyze this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus albus 38,031 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, The Bling said: FIRST ONE OUT WILL BE POSTED IN 10 MINUTES Any guesses? La Tortura Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bling 12,253 Posted April 18, 2018 Author Share Posted April 18, 2018 #10. ESCONDITE INGLÉS [6.823] 11s: None Highest: 10 @Kandy life, @RAMROD Lowest: 3 @Salvador Sequea, @GaGaLB @The Bling: 9 English Translation: Spoiler Escondite Inglés (‘Statues’) Welcome, you finally arrived here Perfect timing, perfect place Not every sweet fattens And not every pleasure is sin I shall be your legged desire An enthralling idea crossing our minds I shall be a contrivance toying with your mind Object and cause of your downfall And your salvation [CHORUS:] Count from 1 to 10 And you’ll find me straight away That’s the way I play ‘statues’ Kiss me already And I’ll tie you to my couch That’s the way I play sta- That’s the way I play sta- That’s the way I play statues Don’t you judge me, I’m not that way I just happen to have a playful mind Not every sweet fattens And no sinner comes clean after praying I shall be your legged desire Spokeswoman to your imagination I shall be a contrivance toying with your mind Object and cause of your downfall And your salvation [CHORUS:] Count from 1 to 10 And you’ll find me straight away Count from 1 to 10 And you’ll find me straight away 1, 2; 1, 2; 1, 2; 1, 2, 2 times 5 10 @Kandy life: 10 Really sexy song. @corvus albus: 8 Finally some ****ing energy! @Texas Joanne: 7 this song doesnt deserve any hate it gets (if it gets any) this just screams 80’s pop rock. perfectly fits this album @Flippy: 7 I think this song has a very rock-ish type of sound and I really like it! It's very different to the rest of the album and I enjoy it. It's a very fun song as well! Favorite lyrics: "No me juzgues no soy de esas solo porque tengo una mente traviesa. No todo lo rico engorda y no el que peca empata si reza" @badgirlmeat: 6 the lyrics are quite fun and very sexy but this song , i just don't like that kind of sound that much. @EvilRegal: 4.5 Nooooo! It started good then the chorus hit and made the whole song horrendous. @Salvador Sequea: 3 I hate Escondite Inglés. The lyrics are great but God, the intro and the chorus sounds like a track from a cheap anime or something. Is just not my cup of tea. @GaGaLB: 3 rock song meet 80's vibe music Sigmund Freud, analyze this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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