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TEANUS

Mine:

-Gaga releases the video on Saturday and it's for Dope/ Jewels N' Drugs and Dope is released as 3rd single. In the video Gaga starts with Jewels N' Drugs as a possessed d--g dealer (get dat illuminati support :emma:) then leads to Gaga getting high and passing out and waking up the next morning covered in puke with Millie lying naked on top of her. Gaga gets up and the video cuts to Gaga sitting on her piano with #POK written with black marker on the side and she performs Dope while sniffing Coke.

-Gaga goes to Twitter the next day and drags Demi Lovato, Katy Perry, Lorde, Miley Cyrus, and P!nk

-The next day Gaga releases a video titled "Promote Online Kindness: BTS". The video is just her talking about the campaign with her group at the end of the video it says "DA FUQ IS BROKE WIT EXPENSIVE TASTE?! Lol no1 cur"

-Gaga performs naked at the KCAs while singing a medley of Summerboy, Sexxx Dreams, and Dope. At the end of the performance she talks about how ARTPOP is a reverse Warholian expedition and so instead of the green slime being poured on her, Millie will puke the green slime on the audience

-Gaga performs drunk every night at the Roseland shows and forgets the lines to every song and is booed of the stage every night

-Gaga drags a different person on twitter everyday for the next month.

-Gaga cancels the ARTPOP tour and announces Blackout 3.0, to ease the wait she releases Americano (Mariachi Version) and ends the announcement with ARTPOP ACT II......2016 xoxo #POK

I think I killed it :teehee:

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RideRidePony

flick her clit live on stage after announcing a $2000 per ticket 'splash zone' at the ArtRain ball whilst singing Like A Virgin.

:toofloppy:

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vespertine

After releasing her fifth album, she debuts a performance art piece in Antarctica, then released a 48 hour album of screaming and silence, then lives amongst the buffalo for 20 years, then sacrifice herself in a lake.

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TimisaMonster

Mine:

-Gaga releases the video on Saturday and it's for Dope/ Jewels N' Drugs and Dope is released as 3rd single. In the video Gaga starts with Jewels N' Drugs as a possessed d--g dealer (get dat illuminati support :emma:) then leads to Gaga getting high and passing out and waking up the next morning covered in puke with Millie lying naked on top of her. Gaga gets up and the video cuts to Gaga sitting on her piano with #POK written with black marker on the side and she performs Dope while sniffing Coke.

-Gaga goes to Twitter the next day and drags Demi Lovato, Katy Perry, Lorde, Miley Cyrus, and P!nk

-The next day Gaga releases a video titled "Promote Online Kindness: BTS". The video is just her talking about the campaign with her group at the end of the video it says "DA FUQ IS BROKE WIT EXPENSIVE TASTE?! Lol no1 cur"

-Gaga performs naked at the KCAs while singing a medley of Summerboy, Sexxx Dreams, and Dope. At the end of the performance she talks about how ARTPOP is a reverse Warholian expedition and so instead of the green slime being poured on her, Millie will puke the green slime on the audience

-Gaga performs drunk every night at the Roseland shows and forgets the lines to every song and is booed of the stage every night

-Gaga drags a different person on twitter everyday for the next month.

-Gaga cancels the ARTPOP tour and announces Blackout 3.0, to ease the wait she releases Americano (Mariano Version) and ends the announcement with ARTPOP ACT II......2016 xoxo #POK

I think I killed it :teehee:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Glamourpuss

Starts dressing up as Jo Calderone and takes on his persona permanently. Performs all her hits in a husky man voice. People stop going to her concerts because they miss Famega and every other previous Gaga and sales of her albums decrease.

Madonna, Nicky Minaj and Katy Perry take over the charts and without Gaga as competition the music we are used to becomes lacklustre and people start donating millions to the born this way foundation just to get Lady Gaga to come back. But she's too far gone. She's been Jo for so long that she believes that she is a man and has always been Jo.

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TimisaMonster

After releasing her fifth album, she debuts a performance art piece in Antarctica, then released a 48 hour album of screaming and silence, then lives amongst the buffalo for 20 years, then sacrifice herself in a lake.

Omg what? :lmao: Read mine on thefirst page ...

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degenerate

spends the rest of her career as a linguine artist. singing about, preaching, and wearing linguine.

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Daredevil

:lmao:

Gaga releases a video on Saturday, but it wasn't a music video. It was a video to promote Gaga's new movement "Creative Rebellion".

In the video, Gaga is seen having s-x on a mechanical swine with her friend Terry Richardson. He then proceeds to squat over her chest and urinate and empty his bowels. Gaga then squats over his chest and begins to have her period.

Gaga then moves on to Hearst Castle where she performs a Satanic ritual with her dancers and she then proceeds to sing Judas backwards. The video ends with Gaga tattooing the numbers 666 on her middle finger and then proceeds to emulate oral s-x on it.

:derpga:

OMFG HAHAHAHHAHAHA :lmao:

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