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MonsterVlad

"I'm gonna marry the night, I'm gonna burn the whole world" - Marry The Night (last chorus)

"I'm a squirrel in my hair" - Hair (bridge) :megaflop:

"I've been seen outside of the door" - Fashion Of His Love (chorus)

"Run run with her twitter" - Higway Unicorn (Road 2 Love)

"Music Gaga" - ARTPOP (Gaga listen to my CD :toofunny:)

"I don't like to boast but ARTPOP is full of magic in Amsterdam" - Mary Jane Holland :dies:

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Red Wiiiiiinnneee

My veil is protection for the gorgeousness of my FAITH

Love is fly, I fly on beaches for lovers sight :flop:

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Anomaly

I always thought it was "Money, money, money, money...."

:flop:

 

Oh, and Bloody Mary

 

Original Lyrics: "Love is just a history that they may prove."

My lyrics: "Love is just a history that amy prove."

 

Btw, she does say "Money, Money" not "Bloody, Bloody"

 

Is it? It's not written in any lyric books and I've never heard her say that it is. "Money" makes absolutely no sense in context with the song. It's probably just her saying "Bloody" in a weird way, but I could be wrong.

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Haroon

"You're the melon, I'm the president" :music:

My sister actually came into my room and was like "What does she say? Is she saying melon? :wtf: " :toofunny:

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Happy in the club with a bottle of red wine stars on our ass cause we're having a good time :fail:

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FRANK1991

i am not so good listening english so i hear:

 

Just Dance

"A red wine, cognac, Gaga, oh oh yeah

I've had a little bit too much"

 

Poker Face

 

"Carried my, carried my, no he carried my poker face,

She's ugly like nobody"

 

Paparazzi

 

"Got my flash on, it's true

Need that picture of you

It's so magical

Whitney's serving tasty Coke"

 

Telephone

 

"Sorry, I cannot hear you

I'm kind a baiser"

(the french food)

 

Venus

 

"I can't help the way I'm feeling

Goddess of love, please take me to your leader

I can't help the kebab dancing

Goddess of love, goddess of love"

 

"Have an oyster, baby, it's Aphrod-isy

Act sleazy

Venus

Watch your daddy land on girl from the planet"

 

OMG this is so funny! best ones I've seen

Cause once you let it go you better know it's gone
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Anomaly

"I won't sing at you, I'll, fly under radar tonight, make deals with every devil inside."

 

It's really "make deals with every devil in sight" but I hear "inside" sometimes, and think it fits pretty well, too.

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feelitinmybones

"Ill wear the towel" -G.U.Y

"lady of the dumb... ma don't you see russian hooker empty J's (as in joints)" :toofloppy:

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Spooky

"Salons and knuckle hard not to feel so insecure, ma-ma-ma MANiCURE..."

"When you're God, I'll still be bloody Mary."

CRYSTAL CASTLES // AMNESTY (I)
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Manul

"Last night, our lovers' squirrel"

"Just like a chicken in casino"

"She's not broken, she's just a babe. But her boyfriend's just her dad, just likes her dad"

"Between the s-x, I don't do cigarettes."

"My red wine, convince, Gaga"

"I wanna be the gay and earth you."

"I can feel my heart, beating in my hands, my aura and yours meeting in the stairs."

"I can see you staring there from across the block with a smile on your mouth and your hand on your crotch. Love story always starts the same with a boy and a girl and a wh*re and a game!"

"Just love your friends and you're set."

"She rolled my head."

"Don't bring all your friends because a group does it better."

"Say no harass cuz we're having a good time."

"Said boy now get your balls right off of me."

"I can be the cream in your butt, your pusher uh."

"Pork's off, its on."

"I'll line a base of guy."

"I wanna old them like they do in Texas place."

"Russian hookers and cheap jean."

"Its time to feed the rush, to push the dangerous"

"Like you're the only yellow prick."

"A P P L and you and me-e"

"I'm gonna marry the night, I'm gonna burn the whole love."

"Love is fly, I've flewn on beaches with perverts sides."

"Carry my, carry my, no he can't be in my, Poker Face."

it wasn't laaaahv
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Bleachella

It's heats up, check the booklet

No im pretty sure its "eats up" Just checked the booklet. "The grass eats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout"

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SpadesToStart

My parents died, till they got divorced cause I ruined their lives.

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Wait, that's not the correct lyric?

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