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Betty Who

Oh my gosh I thought I was the only one!

Just Googled the lyrics... Oh. That's not what she says at all.

 

I thought I was the only one too  :dies: Imagine Gaga playing Morrowind though  :dies:

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Innovative

I always thought it was:

 

"A symbol comes into full force

And Mars roaring spirit rams into the atmosphere" 

 

"I'll wrap you right up G.U.Y

I'd like a piece of G.U.Y"

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PMKKARDASHiAN

"One second I'm a Koons - then, suddenly the Kunst is me."

I honestly thought the C word was what she used. I was geeked to tell all my friends who hate her that she said c**t in a song. Oh the shame

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MonsterAura

"Last night, our love of squirrel"

"I dont want to pee alone forever, but I can pee tonight"

"You're the melon on the president"

"Want you in my room when your baby is sick"

"Just like a chicken, a casino"

"I'll wash his feet with my hairy penis"

"I wish that I could dance on a single bed/pear"

I could go on :toofloppy:

I had to REALLY think about that line in Bad Romance to hear "rear window" instead of "my room" 

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Tropico

The grass eats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout :)

Are you serious... Those AREN'T the lyrics? :wtfga: this is totally changing everything! What is it then?

Marry The Night:

I'm gonna marry the dark

Gonna make love to the STARS (not STARK. It makes sense okay)

Judas:

In the RESPECTABLE sense (not MOST BIBLICAL).

MANiCURE:

Touch me in the dark

Put your hands all over my BODY POP (not parts, I'm aware... I am stupid)

Poker Face:

Carried Carried my (obvious mistake.)

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ELECTRAHEARTPOP

I live for the way that your children scream for me.

 

A girl in my class genuinely thought these were the lyrics :toofunny:

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TheFame Monster

Said boy now get your balls right off of me



"Want you in my room when your baby is sick"

"Just like a chicken, a casino"
 

I thought Bad Romance was like that until a year ago and I still thought that was what PokerFace said to this day.

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KooKoo

Hair: And I want lots of friends, it might mean their in their fourties.

ILIR: Loving me is like chewing on puss.

Summerboy: Summer nights we can be alone.

Dreaming is free
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Anomaly

"Mine myself like coal, a mountain of a soul."

 

It's actually "his" soul, but I think "a" soul sounds so much better. I still pretend that it's "a" and not "his." :yes:

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RAYA.core

Happy in the club with a bottle of red wine stars on our ass cause we're having a good time :fail:

LOL ASS

i dun hear that at alls

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Vernier

"I'll wash his feet with my hairy penis"

 

 

This is my fave one :rofl:

 

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
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In Brooklyn Nights I thought she was saying "I found the opera key", and it was so beautiful to me in that beautiful bridge.

But it's "I found an old pair of keys" after seeing the lyrics according to english people, I know it's old pair but I love hearing opera.  :flutter:

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