Rollercoaster 2 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 The video to burqa will be as much about burqas as paparazzi was about photographers and telephone was about phone calls aka barely at all. I think that if Beyonce features, the video should have the pair turn against eachother for an all out battle to the death. "you look like a foot why doncha cover up? a balaclavas not enough I think you need a burqa" "Bitch I am queen B I smile beautifully b---h you so ugly I think you need a burqa" All the while having clips spliced together of them setting traps for eachother as a giant dance fight goes on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrlemon 577 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 My theory .. it'll be like kill bill ... video starts with black screen GAGAxHONEYBEE BURQA. Then you see the two of them still in the *** wagon but parked in a road ditch Bey and Gaga talk are having thelma and louise style banter then they pull away (knowing they've lost the tail of police) then there's a jonas akerlund style popart map showing gaga and beyonce flying over to the middle east Gaga and Beyonce come off the jet wearing their cowgirl cloths as Burqas (covering their eyes) when they're confronted and escorted to a shelter by 2 men attempting to seduce the pair BURQA starts with M.I.A. BAD GIRLS sledgehammering beats style eastern inspired music and immediately Gaga is fighting for her rights as a female to expose beauty as not just a "myth" like the eastern cultures believe and she's fighting the men off her and bey ... but bey becomes seperated .. dragged off ... song cuts after first chorus and she finds beyonce being subjectified by metaphorical laws of anti-femminism. Gaga breaks bey free (returning the favour) "we've been VERY bad girls honey bee." and the pair are chased out of the country while beyonce starts her verse. Fleeing both the eastern attack and avoiding their own hit in the telephone area, Gaga returns to her old mansion from paparazzi to collect a few "war-resolving" tools (a microphone and a platform) returning to middle ground ... gaga and bey are persued by both sets of law who confront each other either side of gaga and bey who sing about female empowerment through art and music and eventually leading the 2 sets of laws to a truce. However, they both are still criminals and by the end the united law turn on both of them who have finished the song and already speeding away. Bey - "you promised never to comeback!" gaga - "a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!" END. YES please God Gaga, Ke$ha, and Ava Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Wonka 4 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 The video to burqa will be as much about burqas as paparazzi was about photographers and telephone was about phone calls aka barely at all. I think that if Beyonce features, the video should have the pair turn against eachother for an all out battle to the death. "you look like a foot why doncha cover up? a balaclavas not enough I think you need a burqa" "Bitch I am queen B I smile beautifully b---h you so ugly I think you need a burqa" All the while having clips spliced together of them setting traps for eachother as a giant dance fight goes on. I'm in class and burst out laughing at this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveAndDenim 2 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 when this is true then gaga is totally stupid, why she told someone to get tattooed in connection with her or her lyrics. when i hear storys like that i wish her a deep fall. i hope it's not true because it sounds like fame got gaga and that's her career-end, like the other superficial celebrities. stupid story. Haha shut up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodri 0 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 11/30/1982: Michael Jackson releases the best-selling album of all time, Thriller Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U-GO-BOY 1,608 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 The video to burqa will be as much about burqas as paparazzi was about photographers and telephone was about phone calls aka barely at all. I think that if Beyonce features, the video should have the pair turn against eachother for an all out battle to the death. "you look like a foot why doncha cover up?a balaclavas not enough I think you need a burqa" "Bitch I am queen B I smile beautifully b---h you so ugly I think you need a burqa" All the while having clips spliced together of them setting traps for eachother as a giant dance fight goes on. WAT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baptiste 76 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 (edited) 11/30/1982: Michael Jackson releases the best-selling album of all time, Thriller 10.06.1982 : Madonna releases her first single, Everybody. I wonder what's Gaga doing now... :) Edited May 30, 2013 by Baptiste XIV Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay 217 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 .when this is true then gaga is totally stupid, why she told someone to get tattooed in connection with her or her lyrics. when i hear storys like that i wish her a deep fall. i hope it's not true because it sounds like fame got gaga and that's her career-end, like the other superficial celebrities. stupid story. The guy asked her to write something on his arm to get a tatto of it. Then she wrote that line and she told him that it's going to be on ARTPOP and that we all are going to love it. I think the stupid here is not Gaga... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowgynous 0 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 So thirsty for news :heat: Can someone tweet... Anything? Gaga, Tara, DJWS, anyone related to the album... even some song lyrics like she did for TEA WAYYYYY back in 2012! Lady Starlight tweets! She's now the most-tweeting Haus member after Lacee, who'd ever thought it X-D (OK maybe some others tweet too, but I looove those 2) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rollercoaster 2 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 .WAT can still see that ratchet hoe through a balaclava so more is required. Full body coverage lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsdominik 16,742 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 (edited) She's Lady Gaga, and she'll be back soon mother****ers (my soon not her soon ) Edited May 30, 2013 by austriamonster Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure Adrenaline 1,518 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 10.06.1982 : Madonna releases her first single, Everybody. I wonder what's Gaga doing now... :) 09.01.2013: Lady Gaga releases the best selling album and the most successful era of all time :ray: It's much more fun to have hizophrenia... u never get lonely Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rollercoaster 2 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 omg is la chameleon the character from telephone? Yellow wig, campness, murder etc :O Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
artpop11 0 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 i hope we will get news in june / early july Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U-GO-BOY 1,608 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 . can still see that ratchet hoe through a balaclava so more is required. Full body coverage lol omg I'm sorry, I read it as baclava Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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