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Dean Winchester

Why does it look like she's not wearing any pants? :rip:

Cuz she wants to show off her "Garden" panty again  :toofunny: if you know what i mean  :haha:

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Stephen

cant tell if its photoshop 

 

how does a picture at this age leak this LQ? nnn

 

someone trying to sell/trade the pic showed this as a preview :)

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Cameron1012

Hummmmm A little of texture will look well

 

 

 

:derpga:

 

Gaga looks at original explosively high definition photo of herself in the Versace photoshoot. 

With her head up like a dignified doberman she responds with a defiant, "No. "

 

The team begins scrambling behind her, and then let's out the equivalent of mouse screams when they see an annoyed Gaga begininning to raise her left eyebrow while her right eye twitches.

 

"No. No .No. No. No!" yells Gaga.

 

Peasant 1 kneels down before Gaga. " I am sorry God-ga! We have failed your existence. We beg of your holiness to pardon us once again...my...my child is sick with the fever. Your doctors don't know how long he'll last. And with paying the bills of medical for my wife and her suffering with the Explosive Diarrhea...we just can't afford to buy the prescribed Extra Strength Cold + Flu Robitussin....at least with the PLENTIFUL and ALL-GRACIOUS 1.13 I receive an hour without overtime..."

 

Gaga stops twitching immediately and looks into the soul of Peasant 1. "That's not my responsibility is it? Seems I will have to cut you to $.50 an hour AND your 1st born will be taken from you and transported to the pits of hell."

 

Peasant 1's mouth hangs open with indescribable shock and confusion. His eyes seem to be staring into the purgatory his life now seems to be. 

 

"Does anyone remember the precedent I set for particular artworks in a series on the eve of 13 day of the fourth money in the blessed year two-gaga-eleven?!" Gaga screeches.

 

Nobody responds. The tension and fear can literally be cut with a knife.

 

"Nobody?...." Gaga says in a tone colder than the winds of Antarctica.

 

Out of nowhere we see a tiny malnourished looking lady with tufts of blond hair oddly sticking out of her deformed skull. With time, it is evident this is none other than Gaga's exceptional assistant ....Peasant 3.

 

"My lady. My love. My Vertigo Stick from above. Ms. God-ga, you said Texture." Peasant 3 sings. "Teexxxxtturrreee."

 

"Exactly." Gaga proclaims. " I want somebody to upload this in extra low quality on a private facebook. Then save the image to the harddrive by using printscreen and cropping the image. Then open in Photoshop and apply a Gaussian Blur and save at the lowest quality possible!"

 

..................

 

" Faja...was there really a queen named Lady Gaga?" young Timmy Perkel asks curiously.

 

Grandpapa Perkel begins to chuckle slight but it leads into an even slighter cough. "No Timmy."

 

"Well ....actually I don't know. You see the amateurish nature mixed with the egotistical entity historians call Lady Gaga has never been seen in the prestigious art community. That's why we refer to her as the legend of Lady Gaga. No really knows what sort of debacles existed in the poor 21 century. Those are times we rather not investigate" Grandpapa says while closes the heavy and large book entitled The Legend or Rather Myth of Lady Caca.

 

After drinking his milk, young Timmy tucked himself into bed while his Grandpapa staggered out the room. 

With eyes wide shut Timmy began to ponder about the Legend of Lady Gaga. But before he could even realize he had drifted into  a deep sleep embellished by mysterious flashing lights and piercing screams.

 

Little did young  Timmy know that after his 21st birthday, and subsequent s-x change, he would singlehandedly reign the world by melodic sounds and hypnotizing ass as Beyonce Lopez. 

 

....The world didn't know the second coming of Jesus would be so soon. 

 

 

 

.........................

 

Yeah obviously bored...lol, plus exercising my mind ha. Just joking btw.

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Gaga looks at original explosively high definition photo of herself in the Versace photoshoot. 

With her head up like a dignified doberman she responds with a defiant, "No. "

 

The team begins scrambling behind her, and then let's out the equivalent of mouse screams when they see an annoyed Gaga begininning to raise her left eyebrow while her right eye twitches.

 

"No. No .No. No. No!" yells Gaga.

 

Peasant 1 kneels down before Gaga. " I am sorry God-ga! We have failed your existence. We beg of your holiness to pardon us once again...my...my child is sick with the fever. Your doctors don't know how long he'll last. And with paying the bills of medical for my wife and her suffering with the Explosive Diarrhea...we just can't afford to buy the prescribed Extra Strength Cold + Flu Robitussin....at least with the PLENTIFUL and ALL-GRACIOUS 1.13 I receive an hour without overtime..."

 

Gaga stops twitching immediately and looks into the soul of Peasant 1. "That's not my responsibility is it? Seems I will have to cut you to $.50 an hour AND your 1st born will be taken from you and transported to the pits of hell."

 

Peasant 1's mouth hangs open with indescribable shock and confusion. His eyes seem to be staring into the purgatory his life now seems to be. 

 

"Does anyone remember the precedent I set for particular artworks in a series on the eve of 13 day of the fourth money in the blessed year two-gaga-eleven?!" Gaga screeches.

 

Nobody responds. The tension and fear can literally be cut with a knife.

 

"Nobody?...." Gaga says in a tone colder than the winds of Antarctica.

 

Out of nowhere we see a tiny malnourished looking lady with tufts of blond hair oddly sticking out of her deformed skull. With time, it is evident this is none other than Gaga's exceptional assistant ....Peasant 3.

 

"My lady. My love. My Vertigo Stick from above. Ms. God-ga, you said Texture." Peasant 3 sings. "Teexxxxtturrreee."

 

"Exactly." Gaga proclaims. " I want somebody to upload this in extra low quality on a private facebook. Then save the image to the harddrive by using printscreen and cropping the image. Then open in Photoshop and apply a Gaussian Blur and save at the lowest quality possible!"

 

..................

 

" Faja...was there really a queen named Lady Gaga?" young Timmy Perkel asks curiously.

 

Grandpapa Perkel begins to chuckle slight but it leads into an even slighter cough. "No Timmy."

 

"Well ....actually I don't know. You see the amateurish nature mixed with the egotistical entity historians call Lady Gaga has never been seen in the prestigious art community. That's why we refer to her as the legend of Lady Gaga. No really knows what sort of debacles existed in the poor 21 century. Those are times we rather not investigate" Grandpapa says while closes the heavy and large book entitled The Legend or Rather Myth of Lady Caca.

 

After drinking his milk, young Timmy tucked himself into bed while his Grandpapa staggered out the room. 

With eyes wide shut Timmy began to ponder about the Legend of Lady Gaga. But before he could even realize he had drifted into  a deep sleep embellished by mysterious flashing lights and piercing screams.

 

Little did young  Timmy know that after his 21st birthday, and subsequent s-x change, he would singlehandedly reign the world by melodic sounds and hypnotizing ass as Beyonce Lopez. 

 

....The world didn't know the second coming of Jesus would be so soon. 

 

 

 

.........................

 

Yeah obviously bored...lol, plus exercising my mind ha. Just joking btw.

 

:wtfga::duck:

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