juicyjuicy 1,985 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Have a feeling Ill get banned for posting this... but here goes. My boyfriend has been screaming the theme song to "Charles in Charge" in the shower the last few days and I HATE that show and theme song. So I've been yelling this obscene things into his face every morning when my alarm goes off to Venus. So here they are "Take me to your planet Take me to your planet Take me to your leader your leader, your leader Take me to your planet Take me to your planet Take me to your Penis Your penis, your penis. When you rub me I cry just a little a inside I wonder if this is precum, is this precum You are out of this world, galaxy space and time I wonder if this could be dong Is this your dooooooooooooong? I wonder if this is your shlong, is this your doooooooong?" THE THIRST FREUDIAN SLIPS? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
juicyjuicy 1,985 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 MJH is a big pile of misheard lyrics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Pain 0 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 omg all these responses are awesome! it seems subliminal in a sense Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagz 2,579 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Really???! Yeah. This thread is the only reason I now know it's not Melon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC96 29 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 'Taylor these clothes to fit your gills' Instead of 'Tailor these clothes to fit your guilt' in Donatella- I was like 'Whhhhhat Gaga?' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sodead55 0 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Applause Instead of A P P L A U S E I hear this could be the end of u n me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisisme 1 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 DOPE sing with me bell bottoms blue it's apparently stay instead of sing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcina Dimitrescu 1,156 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I'm sorry THAT I love you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TellEm 1 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 In Venus, I ALWAYS hear "Worship to the land ago, from the planet!" I still think it sounds as good as "Worship to the land, a girl from the planet!" so Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vespertine 3 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 In Sexxx Dreams "Watch me **** the pool/Damn you in Rolex seams/Tomorrow I'm mocha dim to you" Venus "Welcome to the land we come from the planet, in the planet, in the plantains" Swine "Love to warm you ass in the freezer" Gypsy "Sometimes his penis has no end" Aura "Behind the content behind the cork uh" Applause "Please buy me a Grammy" In GUY I sometimes think she's saying Hail Hitler under the ending synths Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chic 20,830 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 "I don't like to boast, but our truffles are the most mad magical in Amsterdam." I thought "truffles" was slang for marijuana Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
francescoxoxo 0 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 TBH I could barely understand wtf she was saying in MJH and Donatella's chorus "Wash it down the land of gold to the planet..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alposnacks 1 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 "I don't like to boast, but our truffles are the most mad magical in Amsterdam." I thought "truffles" was slang for marijuana Wait what's the correct lyric then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chic 20,830 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Wait what's the correct lyric then? "Travels" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asia 269 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 MESS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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