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AHS 13 is a dud (so far)


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Once again, they didn’t need to split this into 3 episodes and episode 5 felt very inconsequential. Also hated the exposition dump at the end of episode 4 :rip:

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But I will say I GAGGED when Jessica’s secret 5th character turned out to be Margaret Thatcher to be sacrificed :rip: and they spent the most time dragging her out of all the repugnant women despite the fact Hitler’s literal wife was there and a Russian dictator :poot: 

It’s so obvious that The Countess was gonna be one of the sacrifices too.

Also not the podcast episode basically spoiling Madison and Ben are gonna fall in love.

The set photos and the trailers also spoil that Cordelia is obviously not gonna be dead.

Did actually love Alex’s acting in this, she plays a great goth angsty teen witch.

I did love the campiness of John Waters during the entirety of the fourth episode I must say. And damn the non-old Mr Nas is FINE as hell.

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pak is so hot but the new episodes were still... meh. also...

 

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cordelia better come back to life because that was such a lame way to die (again)

i'm still hoping the new episodes will be better

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Half the season is done and I, nor my AHS loving bf get what the fvck is ACTUALLY going on :ladyhaha: episode 5 could have been part of episode 4, with lots less bad dialogue. 

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1 hour ago, Rob said:

pak is so hot but the new episodes were still... meh. also...

 

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cordelia better come back to life because that was such a lame way to die (again)

i'm still hoping the new episodes will be better

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Cordelia definitely isn’t dead.

There’s been set photos of her and the witches in New Orleans recreating the iconic scene from Coven with Fiona. A sequence that hasn’t happened yet, and the only reason the ghosts could come after her last episode is because it was Devil’s Night when ghosts can leave the place they are bound to for one night, so she definitely isn’t gonna be a ghost who helps them.

Plus in the preview for next week, there’s a blink and you miss it clip of Alex Cosani’s character bringing her back to life with Mallory. Then there’s also scenes from the trailers before the season that have her in and haven’t happened yet.

 

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1 hour ago, princedeeblebleble said:

Half the season is done and I, nor my AHS loving bf get what the fvck is ACTUALLY going on :ladyhaha: episode 5 could have been part of episode 4, with lots less bad dialogue. 

They’re making it pretty HEAVY handed that the girl who also survived the crash is clearly a satanist who’s gonna be like Judas and betray Ben since he is a clearly a Christ figure.

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2 hours ago, Rob said:

pak is so hot but the new episodes were still... meh. also...

 

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cordelia better come back to life because that was such a lame way to die (again)

i'm still hoping the new episodes will be better

I’ll be furious if not, hoping you know who comes to sort things out and protect them, ending of this episode annoyed me. 

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