AHS 13 is a dud (so far)

[monketsharona 90,801]

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I have theory about Constance that could end up real : I feel like she is possessed by other Jessica Lange characters. She's suddenly regularly Germany speaking (Elsa), having some hard tough talking like Jude, she talked about her losing a man by suicide in New Orleans (Fiona), and her being a nurse (Judy, all the nuns from Asylum are also nurses)

 

Anyway this season will need a brain and some searchings and knowledges from all the seasons so far. This season will like the furst ones build through the episodes. Which is in my opinion sooooo good. I'm tired of no brainer stuff.

Edited yesterday at 06:36 AM by monketsharona

[SleepingSun 1,652]

AHS was great back then, so many iconic moments and characters that were part of pop culture. But, as with many TV series, it overstayed its own popularity. As time went by, the quality dropped.

[PSYCHOSHTICK 3,077]

What a terrible shitshow

[JohnPokerface 1,137]

16 hours ago, Guillaume Hamon said:

Did you see the Lizzy Borden Monster show he just made? 

I thought it was way better than many of Murphy's messes. At least this one didn't collapse mid-season imo. 

No, I refuse to give his shows a chance

[gagzus 25,593]

7 hours ago, monketsharona said:

Spoiler 

 

I have theory about Constance that could end up real : I feel like she is possessed by other Jessica Lange characters. She's suddenly regularly Germany speaking (Elsa), having some hard tough talking like Jude, she talked about her losing a man by suicide in New Orleans (Fiona), and her being a nurse (Judy, all the nuns from Asylum are also nurses)

 

Anyway this season will need a brain and some searchings and knowledges from all the seasons so far. This season will like the furst ones build through the episodes. Which is in my opinion sooooo good. I'm tired of no brainer stuff.

I love the story setup and the mystery but (so far) the need for returning characters feels inconsequential. But I’m happy to keep on watching to see if my own theories (which you can see I’ve put into a previous post spoiler tags) come true.

[NewEnglandWitch 255]

7 hours ago, monketsharona said:

Spoiler 

 

I have theory about Constance that could end up real : I feel like she is possessed by other Jessica Lange characters. She's suddenly regularly Germany speaking (Elsa), having some hard tough talking like Jude, she talked about her losing a man by suicide in New Orleans (Fiona), and her being a nurse (Judy, all the nuns from Asylum are also nurses)

 

Anyway this season will need a brain and some searchings and knowledges from all the seasons so far. This season will like the furst ones build through the episodes. Which is in my opinion sooooo good. I'm tired of no brainer stuff.

We share a theory

[Lanadelduck 2,065]

17 hours ago, gagzus said:

My theory is;

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The older man is Satan, and Constance is sacrificing souls to make him more powerful. Since it seems every time someone dies related to the number 13 he gets more powerful. She’s sacrificed her own children’s souls to hell at the end of the third episode.

There’s been allusions to the Last Supper and 13 female souls to sacrifice. The Black Dahlia is one of them. My guess is the other 12 are main female characters from the series who have all died (Myrtle, Fiona, Marie, Maddison etc). Constance also specifically seems to sympathise with Judas as well. 

Also my guess is originally The Countess was one of the 13 souls to be sacrificed but when Gaga couldn’t return they changed it.

My theory is the main character is afraid of the number 13 because he’s actually a descendant or reincarnation of Jesus/God or some holy divine spirit (probably linked back to Warlocks and Witches). We already know that the actor from Love Story is playing a younger version of the old man character from the first 3 episodes. So my theory is the more of the 13 female souls he gets the more youthful and powerful he becomes and looks.

Constance will be his literal Judas and betray him at the end of the season and help the witches and the main male character defeat him.

 

Wow this is good

[gagzus 25,593]

10 minutes ago, Lanadelduck said:

Wow this is good

Thanks, i hope I’m at least close. I also hope that it’ll close the story on all the old characters finally so we can move back to a proper anthology series.

[Jackaroo 2,907]

i’m starting to think maybe it’s a huge mistake to bring Constance back. That bitch still takes forever to make a point 

[jackweller 571]

Im halfway through ep 1 and the whole plot revolves around the guy counting to 13. Is this for real??!!