Mother is Mothering: Gaga Welcomes First Child With Michael Polansky

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Let’s take bets on the name! I bet it will be a family member’s name. Maybe Sonja as the middle name 🥹.

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Of course it would descend into squabbling over the ethics of surrogacy 

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32 minutes ago, lastpopicon said:

needed to share my excitement for the news  This is an historic day 

And I'm good, sorry if I worried you  

Indeed historic! No worries, hope to see you more often 

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5 hours ago, princedeeblebleble said:

So that's why there was no baby bump, the child was in her eyes!

Idk I felt like we kind of lost her a long while ago as thr artist we initially fell in love with. Idk I doubt she'll stop making music, Madonna did some of her best work while having new borns (Ray of light and Music), so we might get fed sooner than later. Also it's kind of unfair to compare her to Rihanna who was more or less just a singer compared to Gaga who's an actual artist, writer and producer.

Yeah like guys lbr w ourselves, she is not the lady of that viral interview anymore or the one who would wear a latex Elizabethan gown to meet the queen

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54 minutes ago, Skyana Rava said:

honestly suddenly I'm like wait is Michael trans 

actually yes, Gaga talked him into transitioning

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Congratulations to Mother Monster on her new little monster!!! So happy I could die!!!! Out of MAYHEM comes a beautiful piece of serenity, I wish Gaga nothing but happiness in motherhood! 
 

(If this proves to be false news… egg on my face, I guess!)

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28 minutes ago, GAGA IS GROOVY said:

(If this proves to be false news… egg on my face, I guess!)

It’s made headlines in the entire world, the GP is aware and everything. We would’ve known by now if it was fake.

Either way, it was already 100% real when TMZ posted about it

Edited Saturday at 08:54 PM by AVeryGagaHolyDick

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1 hour ago, crackpoppodcast said:

Let’s take bets on the name! I bet it will be a family member’s name. Maybe Sonja as the middle name 🥹.

Obviously if its a boy she will name it Alejandro, and if it's a girl she will name it Patrizia

 

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7 minutes ago, Alxjcgn said:

Obviously if its a boy she will name it Alejandro, and if it's a girl she will name it Patrizia

 

and if it's nonbinary then Enigma

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Logging in for the monumental day. Mother is a mother. 

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25 minutes ago, Alxjcgn said:

she will name it Alejandro

*Baby’s crying in the middle of the night for milk*
 

Gaga : Don’t call my name, Don’t call my name, Alejandro 

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9 hours ago, Kayioshka said:

In the comments on Page Six article, there are already some boomers saying "good luck to the kid, she is a hardcore satanist".

But have these boomers realized that the baby is satanist too. The baby was born on the very low vibrational day that the 11 september is ? Baby’s gonna curse them and it will be exquisite. 

The baby rn :

 

ETA: 

 

That we got Vigilant Citizen Pt. 2026 before ARTPOP Act. II … the misogyny (that really makes you think)!    

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2 minutes ago, bxr said:

 

ETA: 

 

That we got Vigilant Citizen Pt. 2026 before ARTPOP Act. II … the misogyny (that really makes you think)!    

I'm just glad they stopped calling Gaga a former A-list

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5 hours ago, Neringa said:

From pictures i think the baby is 2-3 months old so not a newborn anymore.  Being 40 she had all the right to hire a surrogate coz its their baby and their genes surely. Somehow i think its a boy but maybe im wrong 🙂

Not you suggesting a woman that is 40 can’t have babies. Signed someone that had twins on their 39th birthday. 
 

Also, I’m ready to warn anyone that keeps this surrogacy argument going. Give it a rest. 

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I still don't know what to think about the situation. Today, i woke up and saw the article about her baby (literally that was the first thing I saw my eyes were opened). At the beginning I thought that's AI slope. I went to gaga daily for verification. That's true. I'm really happy she's a mother and that's none of our business how it happened. It's just bizarre for me how we got the news. That's the person I'm following for like 18 years and somehow has an importance on me, even though i am no longer this kind of fan. Just thinking it's really surrealistic. And the way we know it from paparazzi