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Gaga's hottest ex boyfriends


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    • Matthew "Dada" Williams
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    • Luc Carl
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    • Taylor Kinney
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    • Christian Carino
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    • Dan Horton
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    • Michael Polansky
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Kayioshka

Someone's tastes in their partner is always interesting...

I will evaluate them based on their influence on Gaga and their personal auras :huntyga:

1. Matty Dada

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We all know that Gaga's early relationships were pretty messy... Dada is mysterious, we barely know stuffs about him. It’s predictable since we know that Gaga didn’t built her fame on her live's gossips in the same way as Taytay.

He is an artist, a designer to be more precise. And he largely helped Gaga for the direction of her TF and TFM iconic aesthetics. In fact y’all were too focused on thinking about what will be her next scandal or weird outfit. She dated Dada in an on-off relationship. But the rumor sparkles that they were still interested in each others even after their breakup (Apparently, according to some relatives of her).  And I mean there are proofs of that, they were always together. They share the same tattoo "Tokyo Love" which is intimate ? latest?cb=20120813034905

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Anyway, in 2020 Gaga confirmed that one of her source of inspiration for BR was her best friend. She precised it was a "he" and he was in a tour bus... I mean it’s him, Dada was the muse behind this monument of Pop.

Notice how he looked more youthful and crazy in 2008. He started to look more serious in 2009, bc fashion trends evolve and he aged sure. But it was also during TFM era and he was also working on Gaga's image. Gaga's style was also a little bit more mature at that time. He looks like a classical cinema actor on the last pic. Underrated muse since he inspired directly and inderectly TF and TFM.

2. Taylor Kinney

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They must have been very fusional... The painting thing they did for Vogue... Man, this is so freaky. After breaking up with Gaga, Taylor Kinney dated another woman that reported that this guys has a huge "appetite".

This pervert inspired Gaga's most extasic, liberating and erotic beats on BTW, ARTPOP and Joanne. He is a model, he looks classy but also wild. His free attitude must have inspired her way to be cvnty as she was during their dating years.

Unlike what some b**ches (jealous straight women consuming low quality pop culture medias and hateful ppl) said on Twitter or Reddit, they perfectly looks-match. Gaga has a feline beauty, just as him. What she brought to this dynamic was this softer/feminine quintessential element in the couple.

3. Luc Carl

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Her relationship with Luc Carl was chaotic. He was the owner of one of the bars she used to perform there. They've been through the Rivington rebels era. She was young and misguided. And this man looked like a litteral 80s Rockstar with his long black hair. They broke up and get back together in 2011, to broke up again the same year... Naturally, Gaga made him his muse for many of her TF, TFM, BTW songs (and even on Brooklyn Nights since it’s a retrospective). 

4. Bradley Cooper

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Am I allowed to... speculate on a possible romantic chemistry off-screen ? Their PR team largely pushed this narrative... Anyway.

Bradley Cooper is Bradley Cooper, of course he is very charismatic. But I think he inspired Gaga's acting a lot. He asked her to remove her makeup and to sing from her guts straight ppl music... Not a criticism, I'm a straight woman but god I rarely listen to Shallow thinking about a man and woman. I think about Lady Mayhem and Gaga in white lol.

5. Michael Polansky

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She said she'd like to date a guy who graduated from Harvard. And she found him. She added that her type of Harvard guys are the ones with big schlongs... :stupidoreo: 

I like the tech entrepreneur + artist duo. This is litteraly the best couples dynamic out of all celebs couples and they're rare. The tech guy innovate technology, and technology inspire the art of the pop goddess. They mutually inspire each others.

On Chromatica all these techno sounds and robotic beats totally fit to the futuristic vibes of technology. He helped her on Harlequin. On Mayhem he guided her to surpass her inner conflicts and inspired her love songs.

Dude really looks like a symathic person and a hard worker. Rare for a tech guy. Look at his trumpet nose and almond eyes. Now compare his sympathic looks to most of the tech industry ppl... Yeah you spot the difference. 

6. Christian Carino

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His creeps behaviors when Gaga dumped him degradated his image among the fans. He apparently used to write her letters, send her flowers and make posts about his love for her until 2023... Can you imagine ? A guy you dated for a small amount of time and you dumped 4 years ago is still not over. We can agree that it’s pathetic for both of the two ppl involved. But Gaga's charm is real. He attended at the Copacabana show and was invited by Michael if I remember it rightly... I guess, he might be in good terms with Gaga and Michael.

He was supportive for her superbowl and ASIB eras. He probably inspired her in some way. He has good tastes in terms of outfits and I think they looks-matched almost as well as Gaga and Taylor Kinney. They looked like a refined American-Italians couple.

I love the snarky memes of ppl on Twitter saying he was his dad bc why not ? :ally:

7. Sully Erna

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He said that he briefly dated Gaga and wrote a song for her in 2018 (Under Your Scars). This time it’s her the muse. Or maybe he inspired her a little too ? At these time she used to do Rock covers and one Metal cover with Metallica.

7. Speedy

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He was a small actor and dancer, idk what he became. He inspired her tracks on TFM. Again Gaga's songs have several meanings as she said herself. It’s not because she reference Speedy in Dance In The Dark that it is centered only on her bad experiences with him. It can be a mix of various feelings and experiences... It can have multiple meanings. But yeah apparently they quickly broke up because they weren’t on the same vibes.

Since we know very few things about him, idk what kind of positive things I can say...? She has a thing for Mediteraneans guys. And when she was younger she liked guys with trashy vestimentary styles.

Probably under substances... An alchemist is born !
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1 hour ago, gagacabana said:

Them, if you squint:

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Wow … but/and Gaga x Angela “Sister Betty Tina Turner Stella Grooveback Marie Laveau Rah-rah-ro-mona Royale” Bassett :firega:

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girliessss it's Carino for me.. so hot lol

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maybe it's google knowing who i am but if u google "christian carino" literally 99% of the images are with Gaga lol

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RetroStrawberry
6 hours ago, G U C C I said:

I only voted for Taylor because he is actually the hottest “EX” she has. I will give minor points to Dada, but I think he was the one she was talking about while playing bad romance in Vegas during J&P and said the sex was bad :ladyhaha: 

Michael is actually the superior choice of all of them, even including looks. I think he’s dreamy.
 

However, if B Coops was an option I would have voted for him because rarely does a day go by that I don’t think damn what if they had of given it a legitimate go?! 

Yes Michael is very handsome!

"She's unbelievably creative because she's not unbelievably talented." -Cher
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Bradley
17 hours ago, River said:

Her taste in men is hmm.. 

Discuss Mark Duplass GIF by ABC Network

tbf hot men are usually the most emotionally avoidant ones

Gaga wrote about this repeatedly, especially during Joanne (after her split with taylor)

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1 hour ago, weed said:

girliessss it's Carino for me.. so hot lol

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maybe it's google knowing who i am but if u google "christian carino" literally 99% of the images are with Gaga lol

wasn’t he the one who took her hiking in her louboutin heels and a dress? :lmao:

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5 minutes ago, Jackaroo said:

wasn’t he the one who took her hiking in her louboutin heels and a dress? :lmao:

I feel like she must have decided to do so for the art of fashion but yes lmao

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21 minutes ago, weed said:

I feel like she must have decided to do so for the art of fashion but yes lmao

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they probably broke up during that walk :icant:  that’s why she worn black as if it was a funeral 

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SavetheEarthNow
11 hours ago, G U C C I said:

I only voted for Taylor because he is actually the hottest “EX” she has. I will give minor points to Dada, but I think he was the one she was talking about while playing bad romance in Vegas during J&P and said the sex was bad :ladyhaha: 

Michael is actually the superior choice of all of them, even including looks. I think he’s dreamy.
 

However, if B Coops was an option I would have voted for him because rarely does a day go by that I don’t think damn what if they had of given it a legitimate go?! 

I find something off about Michael. Always have. And now this entanglement in AI, I'm starting to see why I don't like him. 

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SavetheEarthNow
7 hours ago, Duella Dvil said:

...I don't care if I have daddy issues CARINO IS A SMASH

I always liked Christian Carino's thick juicy thighs. 😆 

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1 hour ago, SavetheEarthNow said:

I always liked Christian Carino's thick juicy thighs. 😆 

YOU SEE THE VISION

The stubble made my kitty cat PURR henny

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3 hours ago, weed said:

I feel like she must have decided to do so for the art of fashion but yes lmao

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Yall that is my MAAAAAN I am biting my lip as I type this he literally is TEW fine, for the gurlz that get it, please take your vitamins 

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