Artistic "expression" | The fart in Perfect Illusion

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19 minutes ago, gagzus said:

It’s the sound of her man pulling it out and sticking it back in too fast

so you're saying it was a queef actually?

[Ladle Ghoulash 53,706]

It’s an artistic “expression” in the same way @NUTELLA’s pup play dom takes her to the “vet” to have her an*l glands expressed like the good little daschund (pronounced: DOX-en) she is. Sometimes they have to spray a little cheese whiz on the table for her to lick to keep her distracted, but she’s usually a good girl, from what I understand. 

Edited 1 hour ago by Ladle Ghoulash

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2 minutes ago, Ladle Ghoulash said:

It’s an artistic “expression” in the same way @NUTELLA’s pup play dom takes her to the “vet” to have her **** glands expressed like the good little daschund (pronounced: DOX-en) she is. Sometimes they have to spray a little cheese whiz on the table for her to lick to keep her distracted, but she’s usually a good girl, from what I understand.

But sometimes I'm a naughty dash-hound

We could have had something special

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7 minutes ago, Ladle Ghoulash said:

**** glands expressed

Is that the Madonna song LG copied?

[Ladle Ghoulash 53,706]

Just now, NUTELLA said:

But sometimes I'm a naughty dash-hound

We could have had something special

You were so PARR*FFFF*ECT

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Just now, Ladle Ghoulash said:

You were so PARR*FFFF*ECT

p-ARF-ect, you might say

[Ladle Ghoulash 53,706]

Just now, NUTELLA said:

Is that the Madonna song LG copied?

You just need to release those glands so you’re not such a smelly hound…

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17 minutes ago, Ladle Ghoulash said:

It’s an artistic “expression” in the same way @NUTELLA’s pup play dom takes her to the “vet” to have her an*l glands expressed like the good little daschund (pronounced: DOX-en) she is. Sometimes they have to spray a little cheese whiz on the table for her to lick to keep her distracted, but she’s usually a good girl, from what I understand. 

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13 minutes ago, Ladle Ghoulash said:

You were so PARR*FFFF*ECT

YOU WERE SO PEERR-

-ECTT

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3 hours ago, skaxboy said:

2:48 when she says “You were so 💨 perfect”

Bahahaha this is the first time I actually noticed cause I was always like wtf are these 🚬s talking about? What fart and bam, can't unhear it now and I died laughing while my bf looked at me like I lost the plot 

44 minutes ago, gagzus said:

It’s the sound of her man pulling it out and sticking it back in too fast

IT IS VERY THAT SOUD  like I wouldn't associate it with the mouth but her screaming so hard in that ****ing mic that she farted or queefed.

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11 minutes ago, princedeeblebleble said:

IT IS VERY THAT SOUD 

wait, how do you know

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15 minutes ago, DESTROY UR DISEASE said:

wait, how do you know

Because I have slid my disco stick out of certain holes and it was that splloshy sound thanks to spit or lube 

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1 minute ago, princedeeblebleble said:

Because I have slid my disco stick out of certain holes and it was that splloshy sound thanks to spit or lube 

suddenly I regret asking