Skyana Rava 2,719 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago The Perfect Illusive Fart is extremely important lore and should be respected We fart. We are taught not to fart because it's gross or w/e We create illusions to hide our farts. In the case of Perfect Illusion, Gaga has created an entire song to hide a fart. However, she recognized that her fart sound would still be present, as it always is, no matter how we try to pass it off as a shoe squeek. She truly gifted us with the validation that everyone farts and tries to hide it 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamite 66,752 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago Like a poem said by a neydy in red 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DESTROY UR DISEASE 20,171 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago NUURSEEEEE, SHE'S OUT AGAINNN! I can smell your sickness I can... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnPokerface 843 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago now I actually would like to know how to create an illusion to hide a fart 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco 25,540 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 1 minute ago, JohnPokerface said: now I actually would like to know how to create an illusion to hide a fart Scream fire and people will focus on that The gays know how to party 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas 31,180 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago All these years and I still don't know what fart noise y'all are talking about I never heard that in PI 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyana Rava 2,719 Posted 3 hours ago Author Share Posted 3 hours ago 13 minutes ago, DESTROY UR DISEASE said: NUURSEEEEE, SHE'S OUT AGAINNN! Thank you for recognizing the inpatient cork case I am Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DESTROY UR DISEASE 20,171 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago 1 minute ago, Skyana Rava said: Thank you for recognizing the inpatient cork case I am nah, I'm just trying to put you back to the place where you truly belong I can smell your sickness I can... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaxboy 6,952 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago 12 minutes ago, Lucas said: All these years and I still don't know what fart noise y'all are talking about I never heard that in PI 2:48 when she says “You were so 💨 perfect” Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas 31,180 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago 17 minutes ago, skaxboy said: 2:48 when she says “You were so 💨 perfect” Omg I never noticed that... it sounds like she had too much saliva in her mouth and spitted some on the "f" of "perfect" imo 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin 6,782 Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago Follow every rainbow till you find your dream Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
onTheBrink 1,370 Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago 2 hours ago, JohnPokerface said: now I actually would like to know how to create an illusion to hide a fart put taylor swift on - they won't spot the difference Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagzus 23,349 Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago It’s the sound of her man pulling it out and sticking it back in too fast 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUTELLA 27,395 Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago (edited) 4 minutes ago, gagzus said: It’s the sound of her man pulling it out and sticking it back in too fast edit- oh wait sorry, i thought you were talking about her backdoor Edited 1 hour ago by NUTELLA 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUTELLA 27,395 Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago 3 hours ago, Skyana Rava said: The Perfect Illusive Fart is extremely important lore and should be respected We fart. We are taught not to fart because it's gross or w/e We create illusions to hide our farts. In the case of Perfect Illusion, Gaga has created an entire song to hide a fart. However, she recognized that her fart sound would still be present, as it always is, no matter how we try to pass it off as a shoe squeek. She truly gifted us with the validation that everyone farts and tries to hide it I can't believe I'm saying this, but your defense of discreet musical flatulence as a potentially artistic choice is the closest I have ever come to reappraising Perfect Illusion in a positive way 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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