Teletubby 156,962 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Spotify and Liquid Death announced what they’re calling the Eternal Playlist Urn on Tuesday, and as the name suggests, the vase intended for the cremated remains of you or your loved one comes embossed with the two companies’ logos and is outfitted with a Bluetooth speaker built into the underside of the cap to play some tunes. The companies teamed up for the urn, which is listed at $495 before taxes, to “redefine the afterlife experience.” They describe it as having a “minimal and respectful” design appropriate for the “home, columbarium or anywhere in between.” Spotify has created a playlist generator to help curate users’ eternal soundtrack, and those who purchase the urn can sync the playlist directly to it. The urn’s speaker itself is wireless and Bluetooth-enabled, so it’ll have to stay charged for it to in fact work for the rest of time. (The urn includes a USB-C charging cable). https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/music/music-news/spotify-liquid-death-launch-eternal-playlist-urn-1236513776/ 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamite 64,614 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Sorry what? Like a poem said by a neydy in red 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamartia 2,217 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 I guess we won't be safe from Sabrina payola even after we die "I lied. I lied!" (Germanotta, 2025) 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 122,326 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 april fool's came early So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debithius 6,010 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 What kind of tone deaf **** is this. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMontebello 841 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Classy You like the fat girl I got in me 🍕 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wet Fire 8,116 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Sure if Taylor did this her fans would buy it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fame 4,238 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 I would almost like this if if didn't have corporate logos on it. So tasteless and dystopian tbh. You know that 'eternal playlist' is going to have an ad in it 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
INNA 3,764 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 A bluetooth speaker but worse that only plays Spotify available music. What will they think of next! fragment-fragment--bul-uh...scab-uh..fragment-foot, bullet fragment foot bich! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsamars 6,887 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 15 minutes ago, Wet Fire said: Sure if Taylor did this her fans would buy it They will certainly buy it to increase Taylor's streams even after their deaths a wolf in sheep’s clothing is deadlier than an honest foe 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrenchGuy 3,553 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 They want your money even after you're dead Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
27monster27 15,081 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 I guess they read my comment on here about dying on a hill to defend Witness. he/him/his 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hadrian 1,151 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 I'm sorry, a logo on my urn? No. Thank you. But no. i burned down my field of flowers / just think what i'll do to your tower 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teletubby 156,962 Posted February 25 Author Share Posted February 25 i know @RAMROD will buy it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 125,494 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 The Dead Dance promo has gone too far 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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