hamartia 2,346 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 (edited) LET'S GET PARASOCIAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!! - As we all know, Gargar's pregnancy is inevitable and, according to some members on this forum who definitely know how pregnancy works, she will soon announce a ten year hiatus to study the works of Dern, Collette, and Kidman to make sure she can truly serve Mother like no other Mother has Mothered before, purr. Famous people loooove to name their children whack sh*t, so do we think she'll use the same random word generator as Nara Smith and name our future siblings Nexus Indigo Andromeda? Or as an New York Italian who is Italian and from New York, will she choose Antonio Francesco Giovanni Gabagool Romeo Germanotta Polansky? Maybe something to honour Michael's proud Minnesotan heritage, or perhaps after her close friend and potential godmother, Melania? Let's discuss this really normal and healthy topic together Spoiler I'm sorry, it's my first day off in like 6 days and I fear I've become deranged Edited February 20 by hamartia "I lied. I lied!" (Germanotta, 2025) 10 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUTELLA 19,266 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Hamartia Polansky 4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 98,825 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 (edited) Watch her name them something simple like John or Ann just because everyone thinks she’s gonna pull a crazy name Edited February 20 by Red If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating. 3 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not The Real Gaga 7,555 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 (edited) Fa ghir and Gottlieb Edited February 20 by Not The Real Gaga 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas 29,443 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 I expect very classic american or italian names tbh, and her sister will probably be the godmother of her first born 20 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
princedeeblebleble 2,650 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Probably something Italian sounding 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartySick 168,416 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Mario, Luigi, Giuseppe, Giovanni, Francesco, Maria, Anna, Francesca, Sofia, Giulia, or Bob Inb4 Joe or Joanne ¡Seguimos aquí! 5 4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley 10,014 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 I can see Anthony or Antonio after Tony 🥹 who knows, but I don’t think she’ll pick anything stupid like Nara Smith or Grimes. 7 1 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagacabana 2,541 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 (edited) 15 minutes ago, hamartia said: Antonio Francesco Giovanni Gabagool Romeo Germanotta Polansky Beautiful name for a babyboy. Her girl will be Elizabeth Madonna Patrizia Harley Lee Joanne Angelina Germanotta Polansky (and both of them will transition genders by 2049) Edited February 20 by gagacabana I don't believe in the glorification of murder, I do believe in the empowerment of women 8 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamartia 2,346 Posted February 20 Author Share Posted February 20 10 minutes ago, NUTELLA said: Hamartia Polansky Only if it looks like me "I lied. I lied!" (Germanotta, 2025) 5 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartySick 168,416 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Just now, PartySick said: Inb4 Joe or Joanne I'm just now realizing Gaga's grandparents really named their kids "Joe" and "Joanne" ¡Seguimos aquí! 30 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagacabana 2,541 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 2 minutes ago, PartySick said: I'm just now realizing Gaga's grandparents really named their kids "Joe" and "Joanne" And it's only natural that Stefygaga's firstborn will be a Joeanne (because they'll be nonbinary) I don't believe in the glorification of murder, I do believe in the empowerment of women 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartySick 168,416 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Just now, gagacabana said: And it's only natural that Stefygaga's firstborn will be a Joeanne (because they'll be nonbinary) Then she sends them to conversation camp 'cause "no child of mine will be like them!" (Said as she's pointing at us in the audience) ¡Seguimos aquí! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horny Chicken 10,231 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Little Monster because she loves her fans so much. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FATCAT 60,695 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 No clue but it's gonna be a LONG name This kitten over here (meow) 4 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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