Japan Unveils Human Washing Machine

[Roughhouse Dandy 13,689]

1 hour ago, elijahfan said:

Yeeeah, let's invent more stuff that makes us work, move and think even less than we do 

Not Wall-E being spot on about the future of humanity.

But it would help me be more productive tho have mercy 😭😭😭

[dollardays 4,202]

My claustrophobia is shaking

[Knife 7,081]

I hope this kind of technology becomes more accessible and widely used in the future, particularly for the elderly and infirm.

[Sugar Baby 1,005]

this **** is useless if it doesnt douche

[LaLa 19,898]

okay if this thing washes me and then dries my hair while I'm lying down it's honestly my DREAM 

and it would be prefect for my husband with mobility issues! 

Next question, when will insurance start covering it 

[Hadrian 2,685]

but does it sandblast your goochie as well or nah 

This thing will probably be way too expensive for normal folk but it could help disabled people, depressed people, people with bipolar, their caregivers (*raises several burned-out left hands*) etc maybe in like a group home.

Sheet, if it dried you, I'd probably use it too lmao 

[HeavyCapiLover 4,389]

HOWEVER, will it be able to clean my hOle the way I do? Yeah I dont think so 

[dit 46,738]

I’d imagine this would be incredible for old people who can’t wash themselves anymore or people who are paralyzed or semi immobile! I hope it eventually becomes affordable. I know things like this tend to be extremely expensive at first but maybe with enough time and more competitors it can become cheaper