RAMROD 117,252 Posted November 30, 2025 Share Posted November 30, 2025 A next-generation “human washing machine” that captured attention at the World Expo in Osaka has now hit the market in Japan. Developed by Japanese tech company Science, the capsule-style device lets users lie inside, close the lid, and enjoy a full-body cleanse-minus the spinning, accompanied by soothing music. https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/japan-launches-human-washing-machine-for-public-use-after-expo-success-9721446 https://www.japantimes.co.jp/business/2025/11/27/companies/yamada-human-washing-machine-sale/ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ✧*:･ﾟ ᶠʳᵒⁿᵗ ᵗᵒʷᵃʳᵈ ᵉⁿᵉᵐʸ (*´艸｀*) ♡♡♡ 1 2 3 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUTELLA 27,613 Posted November 30, 2025 Share Posted November 30, 2025 2 minutes ago, RAMROD said: the capsule-style device lets users lie inside, close the lid, and enjoy a full-body cleanse approximately $385,000 It better have a "happy ending" button 15 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMROD 117,252 Posted November 30, 2025 Author Share Posted November 30, 2025 4 minutes ago, NUTELLA said: It better have a "happy ending" button (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ✧*:･ﾟ ᶠʳᵒⁿᵗ ᵗᵒʷᵃʳᵈ ᵉⁿᵉᵐʸ (*´艸｀*) ♡♡♡ 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson123 42,732 Posted November 30, 2025 Share Posted November 30, 2025 (edited) Booty better be squeaky clean after using that or it’s just useless. Edited November 30, 2025 by Anderson123 4 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
monstertoronto 11,774 Posted November 30, 2025 Share Posted November 30, 2025 Can’t wait for final destination to ruin this for everyone. 1 11 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbage day 11,842 Posted November 30, 2025 Share Posted November 30, 2025 It looks unfortunately similar to a certain other kind of pod that's much less helpful 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMROD 117,252 Posted November 30, 2025 Author Share Posted November 30, 2025 Just now, vanna shintuyu said: It looks unfortunately similar to a certain other kind of pod that's much less helpful I thought you'd say Gaga's vessel, and I'm about to throw hands (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ✧*:･ﾟ ᶠʳᵒⁿᵗ ᵗᵒʷᵃʳᵈ ᵉⁿᵉᵐʸ (*´艸｀*) ♡♡♡ 6 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murakami27 8,575 Posted November 30, 2025 Share Posted November 30, 2025 If it doesn’t include douching I don’t want it 5 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagaism 12,471 Posted November 30, 2025 Share Posted November 30, 2025 How about hair shampooing, conditioning, deep conditioning, enema, hole scrubbing, phimosis cleaning, smegma removal? I have so many questions 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMROD 117,252 Posted November 30, 2025 Author Share Posted November 30, 2025 10 minutes ago, Gagaism said: How about hair shampooing, conditioning, deep conditioning, enema, hole scrubbing, phimosis cleaning, smegma removal? I have so many questions Maybe that's add on for extra $599 (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ✧*:･ﾟ ᶠʳᵒⁿᵗ ᵗᵒʷᵃʳᵈ ᵉⁿᵉᵐʸ (*´艸｀*) ♡♡♡ Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagaism 12,471 Posted November 30, 2025 Share Posted November 30, 2025 4 minutes ago, RAMROD said: Maybe that's add on for extra $599 So definitely 1 hour ago, NUTELLA said: It better have a "happy ending" button Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 127,735 Posted November 30, 2025 Share Posted November 30, 2025 nope nope nope So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
zevthepaparazzo 2,453 Posted November 30, 2025 Share Posted November 30, 2025 (edited) so a shower? Edited November 30, 2025 by zevthepaparazzo Anything goes! 1 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpmMonkey 7,768 Posted November 30, 2025 Share Posted November 30, 2025 Does it douche? saving people, hunting things - the family business 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVeryGagaHolyDick 32,036 Posted November 30, 2025 Share Posted November 30, 2025 Here for it if it works Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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