Man buys a life-size, "anatomically correct" Henry Cavill doll

[princedeeblebleble 2,029]

How did he get the lower parts correct since theres sadly no Henry nudes out there 

Either way, I'd smash, only way i could get Henry to bottom haha

[Tomiel25 2,113]

I will buy it as long it have the * 🍑 

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[River 118,460]

the d!ck is fanfic though

[skaxboy 5,809]

I have not lived in Krypton so long
I am top shelf, they built me strong
Am I your type?
Am I your type?
(Oh-la-la, oh-la-la, oh-oh, oh-la-la)

 

 

[27monster27 13,788]

3 hours ago, Alxjcgn said:

How anatomically correct though?? 

I hate that I instantly know what you are referring to. 

[Alxjcgn 569]

10 minutes ago, 27monster27 said:

I hate that I instantly know what you are referring to. 

I know I'm not the only one who instantly thought to make that joke

[TimotheeChalamet 5,976]

This is scary af

[SharkmanthaC 114,699]

3 hours ago, Kimmo said:

Ok but where’s the link to purchase?

The way I was coming to ask if you were the purchaser. 

[hELXIG 43,439]

Idk but I feel like if I had a giant, lifeless, dead eyed, unmoving Henry Cavill in my bed the last thing I'd wanna do it **** it. That's creepy as ****. Like having sex with a dead body. And also the guilt of knowing I was using this man's likeness without his permission and paid a tonne of money to do so. Eugh that's just sick

[Bonkers 29,766]

this reminds me of the time I had a Justin Bieber blowup doll.

I popped it 

[LateToCult 40,958]

6 hours ago, nATAH said:

this absolute read

Most media-trained way of calling someone a f@ggot I’ve ever seen 

[Anderson123 38,923]

Wtfff that is so weird. The things people do. The face does look a lot like him. Damn the hairy chest with his pecs. Anatomically correct how?? Do they ship to Mexico?? 

[Roughhouse Dandy 11,913]

Sorry to yuck people's yums but this feels like serial killer tendencies. 

[FameHookah 4,675]

Damn thats hot, i need one…. For…

science

 

also the Gaga doll but that one to look iconic in my living room HAHAHA

 

[BUtterfield 8 41,566]

James Robertson-Reavis exclusively tells Queerty he has “thousands” of dolls since he began collecting in 1991. He’s also a singer, a Disney lover, a Barbra Streisand and Judy Garland tribute artist

This might be the most gayest thing I’ve ever read on Beyoncé’s internet 

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