Sarah H 4,448 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 2 hours ago, CoolTrainerTerry said: "Despite vicious rumors reported by the radical left fake news media, I am in the most perfect health. Maybe of anyone ever in all time. There's never been anyone healthier than I am. It's crazy. People come up to me all the time and ask me how I stay so healthy and I always say, 'I've just got good genes.' People wish they could be as healthy as me. Joe Biden was never as healthy as I am right now. A hoax. The Biden Hoax everybody." I read this in his voice. Can honestly imagine him saying this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas 31,560 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 am I the only one who's kinda scared of what he'll announce? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DopeEnigma 1,831 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 He managed half a day without filling his diaper? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALGAYDO 35,456 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 “Instead of consuming McDonald everyday the president will be eating Subway from now on” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lastpopicon 37,509 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 8 minutes ago, DopeEnigma said: He managed half a day without filling his diaper? He's announcing he's finally potty trained The melody that you choose can rescue you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AkariGaga 1,256 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 He is gonna show up with a new face ,Kris Jenner style. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helxig 45,695 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 I thought he was already dead I'll be myself until they fūcking close the coffin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lextyr97 20,837 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 2 hours ago, DopeEnigma said: He managed half a day without filling his diaper? Why did this make me imagine him ripping his diaper off and throwing it against a wall Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmo 82,467 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 He’s going to announce his weight loss thanks to Ozempic Hottie Detector Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco 27,903 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 1 hour ago, hELXIG said: I thought he was already dead He might be. Its starting to feel like a Weekend at Bernie's situation. The gays know how to party Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimotheeChalamet 7,047 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 He's a feature on The Dead Dance Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sepsami 21,092 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 Gaga is about to show up blasting The Dead Dance, pulling a presidential coup with the Wednesday team, Michael and Tim Burton Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorSwift 163,831 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 “The President will be making an exciting announcement related to the Department of Defense,” White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt confirmed later Tuesday morning. Vote for me: https://www.grammy.com/vote/taylor-swift Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco 27,903 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 20 minutes ago, Teletubby said: “The President will be making an exciting announcement related to the Department of Defense,” White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt confirmed later Tuesday morning. Oh ****. They're definitely going to go into Venezuela The gays know how to party Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOT 3,653 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 3 hours ago, Teletubby said: “The President will be making an exciting announcement related to the Department of Defense,” White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt confirmed later Tuesday morning. He's going to fire Hegseth. He'll create some new arse-scratching job for him which he will describe as a promotion but which will actually be a firing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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