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  1. 1. Which one has to go?



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LauraPalmer

i think Dope is the closest i’ve ever come to disliking a Gaga song because i think “i need you more than dope” is such a bad lyric

i’m a woman, i insist, it’s my life ♀
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Ilia Malinin

christmas tree.  that song needs to go, it's so bad.  :bradley:

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i am already preparing to be dragged :enigma:

 

TRANSGENDER MAN AND PROUD OF IT.
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princedeeblebleble

Shallow, I just loathe the vocal deliveries towards the end and that horrible high note that makes me think she's getting crushed by the piano.

Also I really dislike the vocal delivery of till it happens to you for the same reason, just an unpleasant listen.

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I'm sorry y'all, but I can't stand Bad Kids. The verse and intro is good (yes, you didn't read wrong) but the chorus and bridge makes my ears bleed

I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob
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PartySick
1 hour ago, LauraPalmer said:

i think Dope is the closest i’ve ever come to disliking a Gaga song because i think “i need you more than dope” is such a bad lyric

Really? I like how simple and almost sloppy it is tbh

I've been at that point, dependant on something shutting my body and mind off 'cause being alive hurts too much and almost slurring a "I need you more than this thing" is heartbreakingly beautiful imo

💔thought we'd last a lifetime when I'm mumbling alone💔
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PartySick
47 minutes ago, The Walrus said:

I'm sorry y'all, but I can't stand Bad Kids. The verse and intro is good (yes, you didn't read wrong) but the chorus and bridge makes my ears bleed

A lot of BTW's lyrics are pretty childish :icant: Hair sounds cringy to me now but back then it was exactly what we needed

It's good that we outgrew those lyrics :whitney: 

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1 minute ago, PartySick said:

A lot of BTW's lyrics are pretty childish :icant: Hair sounds cringy to me now but back then it was exactly what we needed

It's good that we outgrew those lyrics :whitney: 

Especially Hair... Back in the old days I felt so empowered by it, and at one point it literally was my favorite Gaga song. But its a bit painful to listen back. It feels so on the nose.

Now we have her pretending to be a murderer and werewolf instead :thriller:

I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob
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1 hour ago, RenegAde said:

Dope is actually objectively a mess. Yall need to stop pretending 

That Song Is an embarrassment. I kinda live for the mess.

Come tò mamma on the other hand has -100% coolness. It smells of naphtalene.

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Plastic doll is the worst. Production means. Lyrics cringe. Delivery childish. 

I CANNOT get on board with "i have red lips and I'm made of plastic and i wear a hat lol Gaga!" Brings me out in hives.

The Ashnikko remix is a HARD SLAY though.

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dynamite
2 hours ago, RenegAde said:

Dope is actually objectively a mess. Yall need to stop pretending 

I'm not a fan of Dope either but I never understand why people say "objectively" when it's an opinion :huntyga:

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Juanlittlem

I gotta tell you one thing Ms Lady Gaga, your grandma almost cried to Joanne because of how bad it was :brat:

 

Jk jk, dont ban me :oohrightthereyeah:

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dynamite
19 minutes ago, Juanlittlem said:

I gotta tell you one thing Ms Lady Gaga, your grandma almost cried to Joanne because of how bad it was :brat:

 

Jk jk, dont ban me :oohrightthereyeah:

Here we go grandma

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StrawberryBlond

It would have to be from her 2 most love/hate albums for me: TF and Chromatica:

Eh Eh - Too simple and basic for an artist of her calibre and just album filler. 

I Like It Rough - See above. 

911 - Tried to get into it and can't. So boring, even she sounds bored. Sounds like it's building up to something but falls completely flat and then it's over. How it's a major fan fave is beyond me. 

Replay - Her voice sounds bad, the beat on the chorus is ear bleedingly bad, all round bad makes me feel like I'm going mad and not in a good way. Never should've made the album.

Enigma - Boring and unmemorable. To think this was the first song she wrote about her best partner yet. 

I know, this is going to get me a lot of hate. :reductive:

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