Jojo Siwa - Bulletproof (Official Video)

[Teletubby 145,357]

11 minutes ago, Rat Boy said:

Wdym? This one 

what? it's so good. play it again:

 

[Rat Boy 43,186]

5 minutes ago, dynamite said:

Abracadabra? 

 

1 minute ago, Teletubby said:

what? it's so good. play it again:

 

You guys are going to hell for all the hurt and sadness you’ve caused me.

[Wolf Boy 3,195]

So…. At this point, is her music career meant to actually be ironic? Like, since no one is taking it serious is she just doing “joke” music for the views/exposure? Or is the music meant to be for kids under 10? I honestly can’t tell

[OliviaRodrigoStan 6,013]

Ended your faves, wbk  

 

[Teletubby 145,357]

3 minutes ago, Rat Boy said:

You guys are going to hell for all the hurt and sadness you’ve caused me.

Karma's a bitch, I should've known better

[Killa 17,203]

I must be Bananas cause i thought It was well produced. Very crispy. The voice doesn't seem hers. The video Is actually cool as the choreo wasn't bad at all. Like its the First JoJo product that makes sense. 

[OliviaRodrigoStan 6,013]

1 minute ago, Killa said:

I must be Bananas cause i thought It was well produced. Very crispy. The voice doesn't seem hers. The video Is actually cool as the choreo wasn't bad at all. Like its the First JoJo product that makes sense. 

If Slayyyter released this, they'd be calling it a bop . JoJo made a reputation of herself of being cringe, but the actual song does not sound awful. 

If she reduced her public appearances, to prevent herself from further solidifying her cringe legacy, maybe in 5 years she could win the audience over, with well produced material. This is not terrible, but her antics have already tarnished her career, she needs to stay out of the spotlight for a couple years, and play mysterious. 

She'll still be cringe whenever she returns, but the audience won't remember it that much . 

[Karl 3,333]

The songs mid, although since watching her in celebrity big brother in the UK I've warmed to her, seems like a lovely girl tbf 

[Chesescake 3,945]

2 hours ago, Wolf Boy said:

So…. At this point, is her music career meant to actually be ironic? Like, since no one is taking it serious is she just doing “joke” music for the views/exposure? Or is the music meant to be for kids under 10? I honestly can’t tell

I mean, just because their music is bad doesn't make it ironic. It's just bad. If there is an ironic thing they want to push it's fine. But for now, all I see is a ex child star wear glam costumes doing some bad edm pop.

 

1 hour ago, OliviaRodrigoStan said:

If Slayyyter released this, they'd be calling it a bop

No they won't? If Slayyter is doing whatever this is. She will be burnt alive by her own fans.

Edited Friday at 11:40 PM by Chesescake

[holy scheisse 22,164]

SLAY I love this kween unironically 

[OliviaRodrigoStan 6,013]

21 minutes ago, Chesescake said:

If Slayyter is doing whatever this is. She will be burnt alive by her own fans.

Girl, which fans . I agree it's a mediocre pop song, but it isn't substantially more mediocre than many girls' material on the average. 

I don't find any of Ava Max 300 sampled tracks, to be artistically above this. And it is objectively better than Rihanna's new garbage song (not that it's a high standard though, the bar is on the floor in that case ). I think the song is being more harshly received, because it is JoJo releasing it. 

And if you disagree, then we just disagree, whatever 

[Killa 17,203]

25 minutes ago, Chesescake said:

I mean, just because their music is bad doesn't make it ironic. It's just bad. If there is an ironic thing they want to push it's fine. But for now, all I see is a ex child star wear glam costumes doing some bad edm pop.

 

No they won't? If Slayyter is doing whatever this is. She will be burnt alive by her own fans.

Why Is It bad lol? I didn't pay attention tò the lyrics nor do i Remember but mysically It was very much ok. Is It Just because It integrates freres Jacques and since its now a famous Song for Kids its too cringe to be used as an interpolation? The music i Heard was very well balanced in the sections and mixed well. Its a fun pop Song on the cringe side. Don't know its audience but its not a bad product

[Killa 17,203]

Just now, OliviaRodrigoStan said:

Girl, which fans . I agree it's a mediocre pop song, but it isn't substantially more mediocre than many girls' material on the average. 

I don't find any of Ava Max 300 sampled tracks, to be artistically above this. And it is objectively better than Rihanna's new garbage song (not that it's a high standard though, the bar is on the floor in that case ). I think the song is being more harshly received, because it is JoJo releasing it. 

And if you disagree, then we just disagree, whatever 

Exactly its Easy Better quality than many ava Max Songs and many other garage tracks with lots of serious production problems. Here It flows all very nicely ... I mean the only thing cringier than frere Jacques Is falalala lalalala hit me up put me on on top ahahah. But theres Also the favourite things in ariana's 7 Rings. A cunty Song, but its Absolute cringe. Doesn't get cheesier than that. Shes Just hot and has a beautiful tone

[Squidward T 2,195]

She literally pulled the chorus from a Barney song! Lmaooo 

[Teletubby 145,357]

26 minutes ago, Squidward T said:

She literally pulled the chorus from a Barney song! Lmaooo 

JoJo isn't credited on this song. it interpolates French nursery rhyme 'Frère Jacques' from 18th century.