Mayhem has a weird love story

[River 113,304]

It starts with 2 lovers and one of them is badly sick (disease), she tried to cure him but no success, sad, she goes to a witch ritual, but where she had to choose between death or love (abra), she chose love, but like rumpelstiltskin always said: "magic has a price... deary", so the price was that for one night she lived different life and she fell in love with a random guy at a party (GoE), who already was in a relationship and he made her famous but it was very toxic (perfect celery), she was stuck in a ghost town, hollywood, hovering above her real lover, wondering if she can vanish into him and cure him (vanish into oo), but then the spell ended, she came back to reality, she saw her love suffering and she kills him while having sex and creaming the curtains (killah).. and then she's bringing him back but he's a zombie (zombieboy).............

to be continued.

end of episode 1

episode 2 will be released on May 9th

[dynamite 55,175]

12 minutes ago, River said:

episode 2 will be released on May 9th

Cancel it 

[Addison Rae 16,035]

ok storytime besties buckle up cuz i literally almost died from ✨vibes✨. so i woke up feeling like roadkill and realized i def had a Disease 🦠 (diagnosed by Dr. WebMD & vibes). like body giving 2009 Tumblr gifcore + ✨near-death experience aesthetic✨. so obviously i lit a dollar store candle, screamed Abracadabra 🕯️ and tried to sage my room but just ended up coughing and summoning my ex’s Instagram story.

so i threw on my emotional support hoodie and ran to the Garden of Eden (read: Trader Joe’s) 🏃‍♀️ bc soft launch healing era. and BABYYYY there he was. this man. tall. broken. hot in a way that screamed “i journal in lowercase” ✍️. a literal Perfect Celebrity. i was like “omg he looks like he’s been through 3 breakups and 1 poetry phase” and my toxic inner saboteur whispered… Vanish Into You. AND I DID.

girl i was making eye contact for 2.3 seconds and already pregnant in the astral plane. but then he said he doesn’t “get” Chromatica… and i knew. he was a certified Killah ☠️ like not even a red flag, he was the RED CARPET.

and then—plot twist—the crustiest blast from the past slithered back into my dms. yup. Zombieboy himself 🧟‍♂️ texted “wyd?” at 4:44am like he didn’t ghost me mid-Anxiety Era. i gave him a LoveDrug (vitamin D and fake closure) and he sent me a playlist called “for u :/” that was just 3 Juice WRLD songs and rain sounds.

so i looked in the mirror, sobbed like a KatyCat last year, and yelled “How Bad Do U Want Me to keep LOSING???” i hit DND, airplane mode, and threw my phone in the sink like a true Gemini rising. Don’t Call Tonight, i’m busy disassociating with style.

cue ✨mental breakdown: deluxe edition✨. me, face-to-face with the Shadow Of A Man in the mirror (spoiler: it was me with smudged eyeliner and a broken scrunchie).

then i SNAPPED. shaved a brow slit, bought fishnets, manifested chaos. full ✨main character in a coming-of-age film no one asked for✨. like i became The Beast.

now i spend my days drinking oat milk, flirting with baristas, and watering my emotional support Blade Of Grass 🌱 while tweeting “healing <3” at 3am from a burner account.

and when the final curtain drops?? oh honey… i’ll Die With A Smile 😌💅 probably in a faux fur coat, holding iced coffee, screaming “STREAM MAYHEM” from the roof of a Forever 21, probably listening to Babylon in my AirPods. 🤭🫶

[dynamite 55,175]

^

[Ivy 12,211]

Whatever happened to hollywood is a ghost town what was that about?

[dynamite 55,175]

26 minutes ago, Ivy said:

Whatever happened to hollywood is a ghost town what was that about?

The lyrics to perfect celebrity 

Edited Thursday at 10:20 AM by dynamite

[River 113,304]

56 minutes ago, Ivy said:

Whatever happened to hollywood is a ghost town what was that about?

Epion turned out to be a zombie-like virus and all the celebrities became like their brainless stans

[River 113,304]

1 hour ago, dynamite said:

Cancel it 

explode already

[dynamite 55,175]

Just now, River said:

explode already

I'm about to lol 

[River 113,304]

Just now, dynamite said:

I'm about to lol 

oy vey my curtains

[dynamite 55,175]

2 minutes ago, River said:

oy vey my curtains

[Ivy 12,211]

1 hour ago, dynamite said:

The lyrics to perfect celebrity 

I forgot cause I took my sleeping gummy 

[50 Ft Queenie 199]

[HayThurJack 246]

2 hours ago, Addison Rae said:

ok storytime besties buckle up cuz i literally almost died from ✨vibes✨. so i woke up feeling like roadkill and realized i def had a Disease 🦠 (diagnosed by Dr. WebMD & vibes). like body giving 2009 Tumblr gifcore + ✨near-death experience aesthetic✨. so obviously i lit a dollar store candle, screamed Abracadabra 🕯️ and tried to sage my room but just ended up coughing and summoning my ex’s Instagram story.

so i threw on my emotional support hoodie and ran to the Garden of Eden (read: Trader Joe’s) 🏃‍♀️ bc soft launch healing era. and BABYYYY there he was. this man. tall. broken. hot in a way that screamed “i journal in lowercase” ✍️. a literal Perfect Celebrity. i was like “omg he looks like he’s been through 3 breakups and 1 poetry phase” and my toxic inner saboteur whispered… Vanish Into You. AND I DID.

girl i was making eye contact for 2.3 seconds and already pregnant in the astral plane. but then he said he doesn’t “get” Chromatica… and i knew. he was a certified Killah ☠️ like not even a red flag, he was the RED CARPET.

and then—plot twist—the crustiest blast from the past slithered back into my dms. yup. Zombieboy himself 🧟‍♂️ texted “wyd?” at 4:44am like he didn’t ghost me mid-Anxiety Era. i gave him a LoveDrug (vitamin D and fake closure) and he sent me a playlist called “for u :/” that was just 3 Juice WRLD songs and rain sounds.

so i looked in the mirror, sobbed like a KatyCat last year, and yelled “How Bad Do U Want Me to keep LOSING???” i hit DND, airplane mode, and threw my phone in the sink like a true Gemini rising. Don’t Call Tonight, i’m busy disassociating with style.

cue ✨mental breakdown: deluxe edition✨. me, face-to-face with the Shadow Of A Man in the mirror (spoiler: it was me with smudged eyeliner and a broken scrunchie).

then i SNAPPED. shaved a brow slit, bought fishnets, manifested chaos. full ✨main character in a coming-of-age film no one asked for✨. like i became The Beast.

now i spend my days drinking oat milk, flirting with baristas, and watering my emotional support Blade Of Grass 🌱 while tweeting “healing <3” at 3am from a burner account.

and when the final curtain drops?? oh honey… i’ll Die With A Smile 😌💅 probably in a faux fur coat, holding iced coffee, screaming “STREAM MAYHEM” from the roof of a Forever 21, probably listening to Babylon in my AirPods. 🤭🫶

omg