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Maroon 5 & LISA are aiming for a top 90 debut on the Hot 100


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River

wtf is this pigeon's poop on Adam's head :air:

Come on and wrap that blade of grass around my hairy ass
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Bronco

This is giving the same vibe as me saying "least we're Top 10" to fans of the same rugby team as me. In a 10 team league 😂

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Teletubby
3 minutes ago, River said:

wtf is this pigeon's poop on Adam's head :air:

ask his hairstylist @Rat Boy

"You b*tch!" ~ Rat Boy
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Kayi

Art police is flopping hard ijbol :enigma:

I'm here to take a break from university homeworks :/
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skaxboy

“Maroon V” but it’s just the chief of the art police and Lisa on the cover. 
 

Maroon V make the most bland mediocre unbuttered music you can think of. How it’s popular? I’ll never understand. 

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AVeryGagaHolyDick
33 minutes ago, skaxboy said:

 How it’s popular? I’ll never understand. 

Well right now it’s clearly not :billie:

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Rat Boy
1 hour ago, River said:

wtf is this pigeon's poop on Adam's head :air:

 

1 hour ago, Teletubby said:

ask his hairstylist @Rat Boy

It’s actually the cream from the curtains.

"****ing rat" - @Dynamite
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Economy
1 hour ago, Kayi said:

Art police is flopping hard ijbol :enigma:

All the artists from our generation have started flopping :toofunny:

 

- Beyonces Country albums was a lot less impressive in numbers than usual :sis:

- Shakiras tour disaster :lmao:

- Dua Lipas last era was not a flop per say but definitely big commercial decline from her peak :partysick:

- Miley Cyrus new song is performing less well than her last era :messga:

- Ed Sherans Azizam doing decent on USA radio but thats about it. Global Streams are screaming absolute underperformance, cant even pull 2M on spotify globally :rip:

- Katy Perry dont even need to explain :air:

- Now Maroon 5 with Lisa, it should have been a strong combo :toofunny:

 

I may be missing more but suddenly 2008 to 2012 Powerhouse names that were unstoppable all of a sudden all started expiring at once :cryga:

 

Lets see how long Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga and  Bruno Mars hold up cuz so far they the only exeptions :enigma:

 

 

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Nagini
1 minute ago, Economy said:

All the artists from our generation have started flopping :toofunny:

 

- Beyonces Country albums was a lot less impressive in numbers than usual :sis:

- Shakiras tour disaster :lmao:

- Dua Lipas last era was not a flop per say but definitely big commercial decline from her peak :partysick:

- Miley Cyrus new song is performing less well than her last era :messga:

- Ed Sherans Azizam doing decent on USA radio but thats about it. Global Streams are screaming absolute underperformance, cant even pull 2M on spotify globally :rip:

- Katy Perry dont even need to explain :air:

- Now Maroon 5 with Lisa, it should have been a strong combo :toofunny:

 

I may be missing more but suddenly 2008 to 2012 Powerhouse names that were unstoppable all of a sudden all started expiring at once :cryga:

 

Lets see how long Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga and  Bruno Mars hold up cuz so far they the only exeptions :enigma:

 

 

I'll make it easy for you. 

- Flop

- Flop

- Flop

- Flop

- Flop 

- Flop 

- Flop 

- Flop (TS, her fans can't buy 90 copies anymore per BB rules. Off to the flop she goes). 

For all those that disrespected and discredited Gaga, she is back with a vengeance. She has the most talent out of any of these people and she will always win in the end.

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Economy
3 minutes ago, Nagini said:

I'll make it easy for you. 

- Flop

- Flop

- Flop

- Flop

- Flop 

- Flop 

- Flop 

- Flop (TS, her fans can't buy 90 copies anymore per BB rules. Off to the flop she goes). 

For all those that disrespected and discredited Gaga, she is back with a vengeance. She has the most talent out of any of these people and she will always win in the end.

Tbh. Other than Taylor Swift, no other female artist from her era has had as much staying power as she has. Amazing :applause:

 

Given Taylor is quite generic... i suspect when they reach middle age, Gagas more nieche fan base may actually help her stay more relevant than TS and Gaga will be the ultimate winner :iamfair: :bionic:

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Killa
7 hours ago, Economy said:

All the artists from our generation have started flopping :toofunny:

 

- Beyonces Country albums was a lot less impressive in numbers than usual :sis:

- Shakiras tour disaster :lmao:

- Dua Lipas last era was not a flop per say but definitely big commercial decline from her peak :partysick:

- Miley Cyrus new song is performing less well than her last era :messga:

- Ed Sherans Azizam doing decent on USA radio but thats about it. Global Streams are screaming absolute underperformance, cant even pull 2M on spotify globally :rip:

- Katy Perry dont even need to explain :air:

- Now Maroon 5 with Lisa, it should have been a strong combo :toofunny:

 

I may be missing more but suddenly 2008 to 2012 Powerhouse names that were unstoppable all of a sudden all started expiring at once :cryga:

 

Lets see how long Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga and  Bruno Mars hold up cuz so far they the only exeptions :enigma:

 

 

The weekend also underperformed hard.

Then there's selena lol, she was once the queen of instagram and top hitter. Drake somehow pulled through. Maybe summing the whole thing Gaga might have an advantage globaly to him. Well with die with a smile she floors everyone but that's a bit of a different story

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Emvee

Ugh that top 20. There’s no way a banger like Abracadabra was gonna crack this chart in Trump’s America. 

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